MAJOR Party Fouls
Okay.
There is a list of party fouls. I'm sure the rest of you know more than I do, but here's the list.
Party foul #1 Dropping your cigarette (not a bad one. but it gives the rest of us a reason to laugh at you)
Party foul #2 Dropping and spilling your beer (add more points if you didn't pay for the beer, and even more points if it spilled on someone)
And on my short list of party fouls, this is the worst, by far:
Party foul #3 The unwanted cock-block. By your own friend.
If the guy is ugly, save me. If he's an idiot, I can save myself by saying something with more than three syllables. If he's a loser, it's guarantee I left omigod something in the car.
But when I want him, and he's free, and she knows it, and she's already in a serious relationship, NO.
MAJOR PARTY FOUL! You are hereby dismissed from this party, and have to sit in the penalty box for two parties. Skank. Brrarrrr.
Anyway, that isn't a really big deal. But it's disrespect, ya know? I'm Italian. Disrespect is one thing I hate.
I'm sure you've guessed by now that I've had no luck with boys recently. I'm going on a personal appointment, as I like to call it, with Adam tonight. And I say personal appointment because 'date' makes it sound it's.....a prelude to something else. Something more. This is just going out with a friend. He may be my exboyfriend that won't stop trying to get me to sleep with him, but good god, he's the only one who I can have a decent adult conversation with. I'm going to meet him a little after 7. So I've got another.........::crap::