I wanna be a military scientist when I grow up.
HA HA HA HA!!!
Duuuudes!! This is soooo good, it's gotta be a lie.
"The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.
Hahahaha!! *wipes tears from eyes*
"The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.
ROTF!! *chokes on own tongue*
Man, am I the only one that can see something like this happenning??
Capitain: Prepare Gay Bomb. Target the enemy's front line.
Soldier: errr sir? We can't find the weapon.
Capitain: What? Where's the soldier in charge?
...
Soldier: ... Buying lube?
This has gotta be offensive on soooo many levels. But I just can't.stop.laughing.
Now, if it was a bomb to make gay and straight men and women rather have sex than fight a war... yea, I'd see the benefit there :D