Not exactly a username I'd ever want, but...

[divideby0]

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We miss you!

[spilledcoffee]

If, in fact, this is an actual description of your job, I would agree that "turd flipper" is an accurate title. Maybe we should all take a trip together to "Spatula City" so that we can purchase the proper implement for the task.

"And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny.
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of a spatula?"

Re: We miss you!

[divideby0]

Aww, I (we) miss you guys too! I've been feeling a bit unsocializable (take that as you will) but need to get back into the mix. Hmmmm... Stand by.