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[kono_dukemon]

Who: Ravemon, all of Tetha, Various DATS and other members
What: Ravemon's Darkness - Finale
When: Monday, September 27th
Where: Tetha

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Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

Not everyone was fighting for a cause in this war, some were simply taking advantage of a bad situation.

March didn't usually lower himself to demolition work. He was an assassin first and foremost but a job was a job these days and with Hatter gone into hiding this was more fun then sitting around doing nothing.

The anonymous caller had wired him a significant amount of bits to destroy some restaurants in down town Tetha so March walked down the street casually lobbing grenades trough entrance ways and open windows. He would stop every so often and hose down the front of the building with a flame thrower cackling psychotically at the dancing orange fire.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"You really don't have the right sense of style for this," said a voice. "No finesse... you need a good melee weapon, not explosions!"

The voice came from the hollow-sounding suit of armor some distance behind March. It blinked its glowing red eyes.

"Look at all that fire! You can't even enjoy the blood you spill!"

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

March turned to face the voice mildly annoyed by being distracted in his work.

"And who the fuck are you to be passing out advice?" Inquired the mercenary in a cold dismissive tone.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"Barry!" the suit of armor replied, rather cheerily. "Barry the Chopper!"

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

That actually caused March to stop thinking about how best to kill the pest before getting on with his work.

"Wait...THE Barry The Chopper?" His mechanic voice tinged with disbelief, "No shit. I've heard of you. You're the sickest most twisted psychopathic son of a bitch this side of the digital mud ball. Is it true you eat people?"

Clearly the stories of Barry had gotten mixed with the stories of Gluttony somewhere along the way.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"... I think you mixed me up with that homunculus," Barry muttered.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

"No No, Barry the Chopper, sick bastard who likes to carve people up in new and exciting ways before he eats them, I'm sure that's what I heard." March went on, "Also has been rumored to cross dress...though the armor isn't exactly what I expected."

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"... The armor is me, you ignorant lagomorph!" Barry replied, lifting his helmet up to show he was hollow inside. "How can I eat someone without a body?!"

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

Now March was getting annoyed. After all as one sociopath to another he had only been acting polite.

"How the hell was I supposed to know there's nothing in there you rusty bastard? It's not like it's fucking obvious from the outside. Piss off." He turned to go about his business waiting for the counter attack that he assumed was inevitable.

After all it's what he'd have done. And to prepare he palmed a grenade.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"... Well, if you're going to be rude about it!" snapped Barry, slamming his head down.

Then he paused.

"... Need some help?"

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

March paused and if his lips were capable of moving they would have smiled.

"That depends, you gonna want any of the money I'm bein' paid for this or do you just wanna have fun?" He Turned his head completely around to look at Barry without turning his body.

Re: Downtown Tetha

[choptill_udrop]

"Ahahahaha," laughed Barry. "What do I need money for? Besides keeping my blade sharp and that little creature of mine fed!"

Re: Downtown Tetha

[cookiejarkiller]

March let out a cold chuckle.

"Alright clanks you're in. Go wild, we're making art today!"