Who: Spidey and RJ
What: MONTAGE!
When: Oct 7th, afternoon
Where: D'ango Forest
In the middle of a hidden clearing, Peter Parker, otherwise known as Spider-Man, and RJ, otherwise known as the Jungle Fury Wolf Ranger, were sparring. As RJ executed a spinning kick, Peter flipped over the leg, and attempted to strike his master, the attempt blocked by RJ.
"Good, nice dodge. You're improving young Tiger. Alright, we're done with hand-to-hand training now. You're ready to start with weapons." RJ tossed a wooden staff over to Peter, who caught it with ease. "I've been studying how you fight, and I figure a bo staff would be perfect for you. While it can be deadly in the right hands, it, unlike bladed weapons, can be used to defeat an opponent without seriously harming them. You ready to do this?"
"I was born ready." replied Peter.
The hours approaching, to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
"Thrust! Thrust! Strike! Parry!" *THWACK!" "OW!
"Too slow Parker! AGAIN!"
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us a passage of time
"Thrust! Thrust! Strike! Sweep! Sweep! Parry! Parry! Strike! Good, little better, but you're overextending a bit when you thrust. Try again."
Were going to need a montage (montage)
Ooh it takes a montage (montage)
Show a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone what’s going on (what’s going on)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
"Good! Good! You've got the basic moves down. Now we move to sparring. Your goal, try and keep me from hitting you."
Thrust! Parry! Thrust! Strike! Par-*THWACK!*
"Again Parker!"
Just show it all or it will take to long
That’s called a montage (montage)
Ooh we want montage (montage)
And anything that we want to know
From just a beginner to a pro,
Thrust! Sweep! Strike! Strike! Parry! Sweep! Thrust! STR-*THWACK! "GODDAMNIT!"
"Again!"
You want a montage (montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (montage)
Thrust! Sweep! Strike! Strike! Parry! Sweep! Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! Strike! Sweep! Sweep! Parry! Parry! Strike! Sweep! Strike! Strike! Parry! Sweep! Sweep! Parry! Parry! Strike!
Anything that we want to know
From just a beginner to a pro,
Sweep! Sweep! Parry! Parry! Strike! Sweep! Sweep! Parry! Parry! Strike! Str-*THWACK!* "Congrats Parker! You got through my defense!"
You need a montage (montage)
Ooh it takes a montage (montage)
Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out
It seem like more time has passed in a montage
Montage