Cellular Suicide
Cellular Suicide
Yes… That’s what I said. Pardon me, for I am in mourning. My beloved cell phone committed suicide this weekend. After talking to my phone’s psychiatrist, I have come to the conclusion that my phone was feeling neglected. It just wasn’t getting enough calls anymore… so sad. Tsk tsk. Well, anyways, at approximately 1:15 Pm Friday afternoon, my darling digital communicator decided to jump out of my father’s truck, unbeknownst to me. After taking my D.C. Exam, I went to grab my loverly to place a call to my father. Of course, I couldn’t place a call because my phone was gone.
“Maybe I left it in the truck,” me thinks. So I used the testing office’s phone to call Daddy and asked him if my phone was in the truck. He said no. So I went out to check the parking lot. And there my baby was. All in pieces and with a smashed screen only a true mother could love. I cried.
So now, I’m using my old phone. People, please hear my recently deceased phone’s cry. Call me. Do not let my phone be lonely.
Lol, ok, so I had a good weekend, except for my phone dying I guess. But I’m ok; I still have a way to keep in contact w/ ppl.
And…
PROM’S IN 5 DAYS!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!
Ciao~Dee
Yes… That’s what I said. Pardon me, for I am in mourning. My beloved cell phone committed suicide this weekend. After talking to my phone’s psychiatrist, I have come to the conclusion that my phone was feeling neglected. It just wasn’t getting enough calls anymore… so sad. Tsk tsk. Well, anyways, at approximately 1:15 Pm Friday afternoon, my darling digital communicator decided to jump out of my father’s truck, unbeknownst to me. After taking my D.C. Exam, I went to grab my loverly to place a call to my father. Of course, I couldn’t place a call because my phone was gone.
“Maybe I left it in the truck,” me thinks. So I used the testing office’s phone to call Daddy and asked him if my phone was in the truck. He said no. So I went out to check the parking lot. And there my baby was. All in pieces and with a smashed screen only a true mother could love. I cried.
So now, I’m using my old phone. People, please hear my recently deceased phone’s cry. Call me. Do not let my phone be lonely.
Lol, ok, so I had a good weekend, except for my phone dying I guess. But I’m ok; I still have a way to keep in contact w/ ppl.
And…
PROM’S IN 5 DAYS!!!!! WOOOOHOOO!!!
Ciao~Dee