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- My mother had a bath the other night and related that Thet, the cat I got as a graduation present, sat on the side with his tail in the water, watching her. He didn't care when she spalshed him either ( Read more... )

( Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again!
I dare thee utter 'What' again but once! )

I'm reading an article for the Social Studies component of my training. It breaks Godwin's Law... Referring to Hitler's expectation for citizens to not be what we want from students ( Read more... )

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Lookie lookie

- "White With Red Trim!"
- Singing "Medium Pace", loudly, at roughly hourly intervals each night ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning and heard a tinkling noise.

I looked around to discover the source.


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"Private Keenan, why did you join the corps?!"
"To study sculpture sir!"
"Get the hell out of my barracks!"

( Some jerk trying to get out without paying. )