Apr 14, 2007 13:40
Faramir Explains It All
FARAMIR: We Spartans are hard, strong, strongly hard and hardily strong-the greatest warriors the world has ever known, with our fearsome manliness and our mansome fearliness. We throw babies off cliffs and beat our children with reeds until they learn not to cry, and then, when a boy is old enough to walk, we throw him out into the cold, to the frostbite and the wolves, and if he doesn’t come back, then TOO BAD. Spartans have no toes! SPARTANS NEED NO TOES! And then, once a boy has proven himself to be totally hardcore, he returns to us a man. And thus, Leonidas slew the biggest bunch of pixels anyone had ever seen in a dark, foreshadowy ravine and returned to us a king.
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