We had a block party yesterday. I kicked my friends out in the morning because my little cousins were coming. They were cool with it. But coming home at four and then having to wake up at seven sucked major ass. So yeah, it was good. The kids really loved the mini petting zoo. One of the bunnies went free, so my brother nearly attacked it trying to ( Read more... )

So, any normal person would wake up to an alarm clock, or just wake up on their own. Me? I wake up to my brother screaming because he saw a bug. A. Fucking. Bug. And it bit him, so thus, more screaming. Holy shit, you're not five years old you moron. I remember when were little, he freaked out because there was a ladybug on his room and made me ( Read more... )