LOFL
OKAY, SO, HERE ARE A COUPLE OF DEAD ASS FUNNY THINGS THAT CAME OUT OF MINE AND ALEXS CONVERSATION TONIGHT:
Me: "What, SOaD sucks?"
Alex: "What, you want me to kill you?"
Me: "You know I'm just saying that spite you."
Alex: " You know you're going to die."
Me: "You know who listens to SoAD? Jewish faggots."
Me: "What I'm about to tell you is complete bullshit."
Alex: "Okay, shoot."
Me: "David marched around Jericho and defeated its battlements with the shouts of his army."
Alex: "...Wow."
Me: "So, if you apply that to modern terms...a general could be like 'Pull out the secret weapon...get the CRANKY BABIES!"
Me: "What, SOaD sucks?"
Alex: "What, you want me to kill you?"
Me: "You know I'm just saying that spite you."
Alex: " You know you're going to die."
Me: "You know who listens to SoAD? Jewish faggots."
Me: "What I'm about to tell you is complete bullshit."
Alex: "Okay, shoot."
Me: "David marched around Jericho and defeated its battlements with the shouts of his army."
Alex: "...Wow."
Me: "So, if you apply that to modern terms...a general could be like 'Pull out the secret weapon...get the CRANKY BABIES!"