Nov 29, 2004 13:08
I realized how happy my dog makes me. I don't know why, but I always look forward to seeing him each and every day. He just is so..innocent, maybe? he likes me for who I truly am, a fat kind slob, lol. Is it sad that I had to learn certain lessons in my life through my dog? Or maybe, its a blessing in disguise. I..love..tucker.
Anyways...I must say, I think I talk WAY TOO MUCH. People tell me that when I talk, thye often dont listen. Is that true? Do I just need to..shut up?
Hey, there is a baby on that police car. Hey, no, no concert, no, STOP, misery signals? Eighteen visions. Promising..cattle decapitation? Listen to them..black..so like gothic metal. Like, like, like beyond goat whore. So many ways to see I WANT THAT cattle decapatation..on the nineteenth. How many times..seven? Am boy cop. I see..cristie...matt...yup. IT HAS EYEBALLS. So are you guys...see damage..OH YEAH..shadows fall. Well, they're coming...I've seen....I would not pay to see who else is held under for the opener, such a short show. They always play with catch22 and punk access..no not punk access public access you ass, you should put punk access and not public access you ass..tgt DUH NO. Not a ska man? I love ska, so rollerblading with no shoes music, NO YOU CANT HAVE SOCKS ON, I have music for everything. A carpet that flys out, awesome double bass. Ell oh ell, I hit puberty today..congratulations. Are you HAHA I'm really happy for you belly fat too. Ow, funky police fat, I have chest hair. I dont have belly FATASS...daaah but andy got some. Got belly fathair. Its that guy that got OH MY GOD, I told you kids to get some bannas, but you didnt listen. I thought I told you to get the oranges we got you, you fucking like it. I didnt ask for oranges, I settle with strawberries, WERE GOING TO KILL YOU, GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND COME OVER HERE AS I SHOW A LARGER PHOTO. I'm in love with myself, mm mm. What am I gonna use for ampage? All of a sudden..I'm the weakest link..GOODBYE, YOU'VE BEEN THE WEAKEST LINK, you're getting shanked. Tggt shoo tggt, sometimes I just like to run through my house with my pants off, while my willie goes psshew, nobody else is going to touch it except my cats. Maybe I am just a worthless faggot. You're bad at spelling.
The above is a compilation of various exceprts from the conversations between: ****, raen_si_dne_eht, Cristie & Jeff. **** did not want his name revealed, because I am a faggot.