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Amazing dream.
Highlights since I'm in a hurry:
Highlights since I'm in a hurry:
- Bradie (my bartender who is uber hawt) was there. She kissed me on the lips and was SINGLE!! So like, it was awesome
- I went to this bar in a damn with my friend Joel
- Got asked while he went to the bathroom by a a guy in a santa costume if I needed a ride home. He worked at the bar and it was his job to give drunk people a ride home. I told him "No thanks, I'm waiting for my friend who is in the bathroom."
- Joel and Bradie worked out a deal that depending on how many people I got (like killed or hit) increased her tip. It's hard to explain, but it's from this game that I played last night. Play it and you'll understand what I mean.
- The bar like blew up and the electric wire from the telephone pole came down and got everyone so the tip multiplier was something like $4135. Because I'm not sure who reads my journals and how smart they are, basically the tab times the 4135 multiplier is like over $30000.
- I told Joel that I can't afford that so after the bar burnt down and everything Joel wrote on the check $30.00 total. Including tip.
- Then we left.
- I came back later to see Bradie and she was happy to see me and we kissed in the bathrom, but wouldn't date me or something like that becaue I like ruined her bar or somethign. That's the start of when the dream gets fuzzy in my brain.