No, I'm not going to Omaha.
So, my dad is all pissed off at me because I'm not going with my sister to Omaha to take my brother and his wife to the airport so they can fly out.
He comes in and yells/swears at the cat and dog and then yells upstairs to me, "YOU GOING WITH YOUR SISTER TOMORROW?"
"No," I reply,
*sigh*"Well, guess I have to go." my dad says loudly. "Why aren't you going?"
"I don't want to. Why, you want me to go?"
"Uh, YES."
"Why?"
"Uh, IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS. Use your head."
"Like what?"
"I don't know, she's driving back from Omaha by herself and Freddie [Her baby]. Use your fucking head."
"I am, like she gets in a car accident? If she's in a car accident I'd be in it too. If something happens, she has a phone."
"YES, IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENS SOMEONE NEEDS TO GO, LIKE IF THE CAR BREAKS DOWN OR SHE'S IN AN ACCIDENT."
"If her car breaks down, what good will I do? I'm not going to be able to drive either. If she's in an accident, i'm not going to be able to drive. You're making no sense, there's no logic to what you're saying."
"You're not using no logic with your head." Or something like that.
But can you imagine being with MY SISTER FOR 4 HOURS? Her bitching about how much Jesus hates BLACK PEOPLE, ASIANS, GAYS, MUSLIMS, JEWS, HINDUS, EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A WHITE PROTESTANT CONSERVATIVE.
Or hearing nothing but how much Liberals are fucking up this country and there needs to be more guns available and evolution is wrong because if evolution was right we'd see dogs evolve in to cats and birds into bees (Yes, I'm being very serious here actually).
So if I did go, here's how it would end up looking. Me in the back with headphones and my iPod, playing my ds/psp/gba whatever I chose to bring along with maybe a book. If I brought a book would depend on whether or not my sister would get into a discussion over the books merits, such as:
1. Would Jesus approve it?
2. Is it written by a Christian?
3. Is it written by a conservative?
4. Why am I not reading the REAL Bible (the super christian one that probably has edits where it says Jesus assaulted a gay person).
Then while I'm in the back on the way there I'd be isolated, wouldn't say anything to anyone. Hide in the corner seat trying to be invisible from everyone, I'd be cold. I hate that feeling. I hate avoiding people on purpose. I don't want to socialize with her. It's always something very personal and hotly debated like "LIBERALS ARE GONIG TO LET NIGGERS TAKE OVER THIS COUNTRY AND PERFORM ABORTIONS ON ALL WOMEN WHILE SMOKING POT AND TEACHING EVOLUTION."
I hate that. I want to avoid those discussions. If we were goign to have a discussion, how about somethign like, I don't know, the merits of well...i guess anything is too personal and makes my sister mad.
And then on the way back I'd have to hear her listen to some radical christian radio show who encourages women and men to blow themselves up in abortion clincis because god wants it and how liberals want to take guns out of every rightful americans hands and give them to mexicans who are up here to rape and steal jobs and commit crimes and not speak english.
I am NOT subjecting msyelf to that. I do that more than I would liek anyways.
Bottom line, I HATE MY SISTER. I CANNOT STAND HER.