Sep 04, 2006 15:39
Ponderings
Current mood: confused
I've been wondering a few things these past couple of days. Like how does Abu Hamza (the hook-handed muslim cleric) go for a wee? Does someone else hold it for him, does he have prosthetic hands he can screw on instead, or has he actually got real hands hidden up his sleeves that he uses, and keeps the hooks for special occasions, press releases and the like? Also, what is the point of Pete Docherty? I've been asking this one for well over a year now, and I'm still not sure. Hell yeah that hats are good, but that's about all. The public is bored now Pete, get over yourself. And another one, (even though it pains me to start a sentence with "and"), how does one question a friends sexuality? I've got a mate who may be gay, and if they are I'm all for it and would offer my full support, but how exactly do you broach this subject? Plus, why is it blokes are all for girls dressed up for School Disco nights, but don't want to dress up themselves? I'm sure I'll think of more random questions, but I'll stick with these for the time being.
Answers on a postcard please!