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[hoooly_ship]

Is this thing on? Yeah? Great!

¡Hola Students and Teachers alike! I am Tulio, your humble helper!

Need someone to staple your essays?
Have a memo that needs to be delivered to everyone?
Forgot your lunch and need a pick-me-up snack?
Boy troubles? Girl troubles?

Tulio's your man! Give me a ring and I'll rush to your side like there's no mañana!

Comments

[fearthefool]

Te habla Espanol?

[hoooly_ship]

Sí!

[fearthefool]

Donde tu para?

[hoooly_ship]

Spain! Tú?

/Spanish, this is getting beyond me

[fearthefool]

Yes, I figured as much.

Where am I from? Well, that's a complicated question. I was born somewhere in Georgia. My family traces the roots of our family tree to Pakistan, and I have a habit of wintering in Paris.

Ditto! XD

[hoooly_ship]

Oh! Are you an adventurer?

[fearthefool]

You could say that.

[hoooly_ship]

Yes I could-- But would I be right?

[fearthefool]

I keep traveling because I'm an adventurer if you would call a vagabond an 'adventurer', but I started traveling because I was one of the Eftavagarja gypsies.

[hoooly_ship]

A gypsy! Those are where my roots are!

Was? Did you stop because you had to come to the Academy?

[fearthefool]

You're Romani? Really? Really? Do you speak Rom? [ANOTHER ROM BUDDY. CLOPIN IS SO EXCITED]

Eh? What? Oh, no, not at all. One can never really drop their culture, you know.

[hoooly_ship]

[TULIO'S EXCITED TOO! BFF!]

I used to be able to when I was a kid, but when my grandmother died the language died with her. I barely remember it now. [oh, sad sigh]

My parents didn't want to be reminded of it because, well, you know. Spain isn't exactly... Welcoming to gypsies. Not since the Church got big.

[fearthefool]

It must be nice to be only enough of a gypsy to hide. I was nearly burnt at the stake for it.

[hoooly_ship]

I look more Spanish than anything else.

Wow, that sucks.

[fearthefool]

That it does.

By the way, I suggest you keep your gypsy roots from our Professor of Law.

[hoooly_ship]

Ooooh. Noted. Which one is that?