[001] Audio

[hoooly_ship]

Is this thing on? Yeah? Great!

¡Hola Students and Teachers alike! I am Tulio, your humble helper!

Need someone to staple your essays?
Have a memo that needs to be delivered to everyone?
Forgot your lunch and need a pick-me-up snack?
Boy troubles? Girl troubles?

Tulio's your man! Give me a ring and I'll rush to your side like there's no mañana!

[barely audioable and easy-to-miss] Especially if you're rich.