001 [Video/Action, locked from any real teachers (assistants don't count.)]

[tch_duh]

[First thing that comes through the feed is a spunky little preteen whose face is ALL UP IN THE CAMERA'S BUSINESS.]

Hey! Jade Chan here in the kitchen. I just made this awesome chi-spell that you all have to see! [She places the camera on the countertop, and points it to the direction of a bowl filled questionable powder and a plate of sloppy-joe

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[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Lottie didn't get to see the video. But the girl was a tad hungry, and meandered into the kitchen to see if there were any leftovers from Tiana's cooking.]

You alright there, sugah?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] I LIKE HOW YOU THINK GURL.

[tch_duh]

Ugh...I'm fine. Just a bit dirty, that's all. [Scratches her head.] Can't really say the same for the kitchen though.

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] Nuh uh, I like how YOU think <3

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Ew... [She looks around, taking in the huge mess.] Yeah, I'd say th'kitchen's gone t'hell in a handbasket.

Well, least you didn't almos' burn it down like I did a while back.

Re: [SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] <3 GOODNESS

[tch_duh]

...You did? Crazy.

[Looks at her questioningly.] How exactly, and did you get into major trouble?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] WHOOOOOO~

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Well, a friend of mine was tryin' t'heat up some food ovah a candle, so I put it all into th'fryin' pan, and well, th'oven caught on firah. Luckily, Tiana put it out before it got too bad.

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] PARTY ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT

[tch_duh]

Nice! [Impressive whistle.]

So you wanna help the new kid clean up their mess?

Re: [SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] /bumps up the rave music

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[She looks at the mess and scunches her nose. She was never one for manual labor.]

Well, I s'pose I could help, though I'd rathah not; it might ruin my clothes.

...Say, how did you get mystery meat all ovah everywhere?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] I BE CRUMPIN' ALL OVER THIS SHIT

[tch_duh]

[Rolls her eyes. Gross, she's a girly-girl.]

C'mon, please? I really need the help.

[Laughs nervously.] Funny story. I was trying to transform it into ice cream, but it exploded instead.

Re: [SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] THE PARTY DON'T START TILL WE WALK IN

[tiatiatiatiatia]

[Hooold up, HOLD EVERYTHING.]

Whoah, whoah! Transform? What do you mean by that?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] WE GOT OUR HEADS AND BODIES ON THE DANCE FLOOR

[tch_duh]

With chi magic. Duh.

Re: [SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] BUMP BA BUMP BA BABUMP IT UP~

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Magic?!

That isn't related t'voodoo, is it?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] WE LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT~

[tch_duh]

[Shakes her head.] No way. Chi magic is good magic. Well, it can bad but I definitely stay away from that stuff.

Re: [SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] ERRBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR~

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Good magic? [Lottie looks around this room.] Might jus' be me, sugah, but this doesn't look "good".

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] CAN'T NOBODY CAN'T NOBODY STOP US NOW~

[tch_duh]

[Big scowl. >:I] Tch. I messed up a little, so what? Explosion spells aren't necessarily evil either.

Besides, what do you know about magic?

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.]

[tiatiatiatiatia]

Plenty, sugah... plenty. [...Jade. Dearest. This is sincere and genuinly saddened Lottie. Please take note, as she does not come out to play very often.]

[SCREW VIDEO. ACTION FOREVS.] AWWWW LOTTIE. ;____;

[tch_duh]

Oh.

[...Way to go, man. Jade feels guilty for making Lottie sad. Time to make it up to her!] Sorry I snapped. That was mean of me. Uhhhh, you don't have to help clean up. Why don't you take a seat?

[Gestures to a chair that's covered in food.] Yuck, wait. [Wipes it clean.] There you go!