001 [Video/Action, locked from any real teachers (assistants don't count.)]
[First thing that comes through the feed is a spunky little preteen whose face is ALL UP IN THE CAMERA'S BUSINESS.]
Hey! Jade Chan here in the kitchen. I just made this awesome chi-spell that you all have to see! [She places the camera on the countertop, and points it to the direction of a bowl filled questionable powder and a plate of sloppy-joe surprise next to it.]
I'm going to transform all this gross cafeteria food into ice cream! Watch. [With a fistful of powder in hand, Jade. After muttering an incantation, she sprinkles it over the food and takes a few steps back.]
Tch, it might take a few minutes for the spell to kick--AHHHHHHH! [CUE EXPLODING FOOD covering the camera, Jade, and the kitchen. The poor sandwich meal didn't stand a chance. After a few seconds of shock, she wipes the lens clean and looks into it with puppy-dog eyes.]
...Uh, does anyone know how to clean off sloppy-joe sauce from walls? [Laughs nervously.] Who wants to help the new kid out?
Hey! Jade Chan here in the kitchen. I just made this awesome chi-spell that you all have to see! [She places the camera on the countertop, and points it to the direction of a bowl filled questionable powder and a plate of sloppy-joe surprise next to it.]
I'm going to transform all this gross cafeteria food into ice cream! Watch. [With a fistful of powder in hand, Jade. After muttering an incantation, she sprinkles it over the food and takes a few steps back.]
Tch, it might take a few minutes for the spell to kick--AHHHHHHH! [CUE EXPLODING FOOD covering the camera, Jade, and the kitchen. The poor sandwich meal didn't stand a chance. After a few seconds of shock, she wipes the lens clean and looks into it with puppy-dog eyes.]
...Uh, does anyone know how to clean off sloppy-joe sauce from walls? [Laughs nervously.] Who wants to help the new kid out?