001 [Video/Action, locked from any real teachers (assistants don't count.)]

[tch_duh]

[First thing that comes through the feed is a spunky little preteen whose face is ALL UP IN THE CAMERA'S BUSINESS.]

Hey! Jade Chan here in the kitchen. I just made this awesome chi-spell that you all have to see! [She places the camera on the countertop, and points it to the direction of a bowl filled questionable powder and a plate of sloppy-joe

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[video]

[heresnipey]

W-whoa!

[Russell looks simultaneously mortified and amazed.]

What'd you do?

[video]

[tch_duh]

Well, I tried transforming this sloppy-joe sandwich into ice cream but I kinda made it explode instead.

[video]

[heresnipey]

...Cool.

How were you gonna turn it into ice cream?

[video] omg russell. so cute and easily impressed. :D

[tch_duh]

By sprinkling magic powder over it, and saying some magic stuff.

[Pauses for a second.] Y'know, it was pretty cool. The sandwich went flying everywhere!

[video] not like you see exploding sandwiches everyday, though! XD

[heresnipey]

That's not going to be fun to clean up, though. And too bad you couldn't get any ice cream.

[video] Stick with Jade, and he'll see a lot more explosions in the future

[tch_duh]

Most definitely not. Wanna help me clean up? I don't want to get in trouble on my first day. [TOO LATE, JADE.]

[video] LET'S DO THIS.

[heresnipey]

Okay! I can help! [HELPING: ALWAYS GOOD.]

Uhhh. You're in the cafeteria, right?

[video] ASIANS KIDS UNITE!

[tch_duh]

Awesome! Yep, I'm in the kitchen specifically. Be careful walking in though.

[action!] /ASIANKID BROFIST

[heresnipey]

[Russell makes his way over to the kitchen!

....Wow, she wasn't kidding when she asked for help. It was kind of gross in here.]

Wow. That must've been a pretty good explosion.

[action!] WE BE TAKIN' NAMES AND CALCULATORS

[tch_duh]

[Waves hi!] It was. It traveled all the way to the storage room.

[Points the room on the opposite side of the kitchen.]

I'm Jade Chan, by the way.

[action forever!]

[heresnipey]

[He makes a face.]

Eww.

I'm Russell. Nice to meet you, Jade!

[action forever!]

[tch_duh]

Nice to meet you too, Russel.

[Looks around the messy, messy kitchen.]

Okay, we need to find some rags and stuff before we start cleaning. Do you know where they are?

[heresnipey]

[Already on it, Jade! He's carefully stepping over sloppy joe-ness and poking around to see if there's any cleaning supplies in the kitchen or near the storage room. Russell opens a drawer, and--]

A-ha!

[He's found some rags!]

I found some!

[tch_duh]

[Alright! Where's a finding-cleaning-supplies badge when you need one?] Awesome! Way to go, Russel. Now let's kick this sloppy joe's butt and make this kitchen sparkle.

[With much vigor, she starts cleaning! Five minutes later...]

Ugh, I give up!

LATE LATE LATE I'M SORRY

[heresnipey]

[Russel rushes over to the sink and rinses his rag. ...FOREVER.]

There's too much! It's gonna take forever to clean all of it!