Well this was the chuckle I really needed :D
Dear Cupid,
This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I was helping Krispearman upgrade their computer and discovered 6 gigs of porn on their hard drive.
Ddrjester blindfolded me and cuffed me to the bed then disappeared - only to return a day later with the explanation, 'dude... I found a huge blunt'.
Ddrjester, Smiling_tensai and I went skinny dipping in lake Michigan and now we are cold all the time.
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Cardmagician hook up with me this Valentine's day?
Sincerely,
dismantled_hearTake this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )