I have eight hundred things to write about and absolutely no time to spend on this here website. However, I think I can schedule a date with Livejournal for tomorrow night. There'll be coffee. Tonight I am going to a hockey game right after work.

In lieu of content written by yours truly, here are some other LJ entries to read:

throwingstardna's friend writes ( Read more... )

I'm having to write a bunch of legalese reading comprehension tests this week. They have to be done by tomorrow afternoon, and, without access to any law databases, I'm running desperately short on material to use for the reading passages. So I turned to the Internet and searched for "legal brief" to see what sort of public domain stuff would pop ( Read more... )

Here are some things I read today:

Twenty Bucks a Day - The chronicles of a guy trying to eat well and cheaply in New York.

Susie Bright's weblog - I'm sure there's some unhipness in the fact that I didn't start reading any of her stuff until I saw her Six Feet Under episode on DVD a couple weeks ago.

Is There No Sin In It? - I found this one ( Read more... )

The top 100 April Fool's Day hoaxes of all time.

This one's my favorite:

#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases GravityIn 1976 the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced on BBC Radio 2 that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass ( Read more... )

I would spend a lot less time on the Internet if I didn't feel compelled to stay updated on strange things like the goal "get my GED online for free in a day or two" on 43Things.com and Livejournal's Support requests. It's really hard to break my Net addiction at work when I'm periodically struck with thoughts like, "Ooh, I wonder how many people ( Read more... )

1.) "Moon Pie Energy", by Craig Snyder, published last month in The Glut. They publish, sporadically, creative writings on food and eating, most of which have such an ethereal quality to them that they don't make you hungry. Reading the short story about a Moon Pie and a new backpack has made my morning float on just a slightly higher plane above ( Read more... )

Before it got windy here, and before I discovered that I am much better at calorie-burning tennis than GameCube tennis, and before Adam picked me up from work so we wouldn't have to individually slog through the traffic to get to our appointment at the florist, and before I had my second intensely brain-twisting lesson with a Colombian-born news ( Read more... )