Crop Circle 005 - Screw diamonds, doughnuts are an alien's best friend.

[discocropcircle]

[Filtered to Canananananada. The most unhackable thing under the sun EVER.]

Canada! I have doughnuts, too many that I can't eat them all. I don't like the people I live with very much, so I thought you could come over for some. Oh, and I met one of your friends yesterday! He smokes cigarettes and talks about cancer. I still don't understand.

Comments

[mr_blandy_bland]

Ah...sure, that would be nice.

Really?

[discocropcircle]

Come on over! I have a whole dozen of different kinds! I'll be on the porch waiting.

[mr_blandy_bland]

Alright, then. I'll be right over.

Just...don't stand out too much, please?

[discocropcircle]

Don't worry! I am fine as is. It will just be on the porch. I'll show you what I've been making, too.

[mr_blandy_bland]

I just...don't want the drones thinking it's some sort of alien invasion or anything like that.

[discocropcircle]

No! They seem to be perfectly fine with my being here! There is nothing wrong with me to them, or so it would seem.

The others here, they're different, but that's A-OK!

[mr_blandy_bland]

If you say so.

....

And they're not Killer Robots from Venus, you know.

[discocropcircle]

Oh, there are no killer robots from Venus. Don't be silly! Why would you say that? You've never been, Canada!

[mr_blandy_bland]

If you say so...