Couch Consumption

Jul 22, 2006 11:12

I hadn't seen my cell phone in a while when suddenly I hear ringing from the couch. I go over to get my cell phone but I can't seem to find it though I know it's over there and before I could find it the phone stopped ringing. I thought it was odd that I couldn't find it so I called it from our home phone just to see if i still couldn't locate it. ( Read more... )

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pittscolt45 July 23 2006, 01:33:53 UTC
You... you cut up your couch? Weird.

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disco_lemonade9 July 23 2006, 02:27:58 UTC
It ate my cell phone! I had no choice! Plus, it was the bottom so you'd have to be an extremely strange person to even notice.

Ha! Side note to Lesli: It was the seedy underbelly of the couch.

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pittscolt45 July 23 2006, 22:25:34 UTC
It's only a matter of time before they start eating us. Well, I guess it's time to start that Anti-Sitting Down on the Sofa (Pro-Standing) Liberation Society that I've always talked about. ASDSPSLS.

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disco_lemonade9 July 24 2006, 00:28:38 UTC
Where you take a stand against sitting?

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karamei July 24 2006, 17:49:26 UTC
Oh my god. This is the funniest post I have read in... forever.
The irony is I came to your LJ to post about going to see PotC cuz I thought your phone was still lost. Well, I guess I'll just text you.
I'm glad you found it though. Aaron lost his and never found it. And it was only like a month old. Maybe not even. THAT sucks.

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karamei July 24 2006, 17:53:34 UTC
Oh by the way... This line..
"because she thought the situation of the couch ensconcing (or "eating" as we referred to it)"
Really terrified me. Because I didn't know what "ensconcing" meant and thought it was an adjective cuz of how the sentence was phrased... which means I then read "EATING" as an adjective...
And let's just say, eating should never be an adjective.

*shudder*

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dodgy_irony July 25 2006, 05:52:31 UTC
Good to know?

(You are missed somethin terrible.)

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