Couch Consumption

[disco_lemonade9]

I hadn't seen my cell phone in a while when suddenly I hear ringing from the couch. I go over to get my cell phone but I can't seem to find it though I know it's over there and before I could find it the phone stopped ringing. I thought it was odd that I couldn't find it so I called it from our home phone just to see if i still couldn't locate it.

Comments

[pittscolt45]

You... you cut up your couch? Weird.

[disco_lemonade9]

It ate my cell phone! I had no choice! Plus, it was the bottom so you'd have to be an extremely strange person to even notice.

Ha! Side note to Lesli: It was the seedy underbelly of the couch.

[pittscolt45]

It's only a matter of time before they start eating us. Well, I guess it's time to start that Anti-Sitting Down on the Sofa (Pro-Standing) Liberation Society that I've always talked about. ASDSPSLS.

[disco_lemonade9]

Where you take a stand against sitting?

[pittscolt45]

Most definitely.