Hey! Johnny Park!
If you read this it means your cool.
how bored am i? How much does that new headland show fuck cock for cash?
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you? no
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own...? ummm maybe my long brown skirt that comes up to my waist then down to my ankles thats made of hessian, or maybe my rachie.
3. Your nails were last painted before i went to the pub and got cracked onto by warrick kappa no fucking joke.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave? cunt knows we dont have a microwave.
5. How much Japanese do you know? none
6. Do you look good in yellow? i hope so, since its the sexiest colour known to man, especially mustard yellow.
7. Do you sing?Are you having your period?
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd? if by "dance naked in front of a crowd" you actually mean " eat hungry jacks" then sure!
9. Do you spit? I did once out of a moving car window, but it came back and got in my hurrrrr.
10. Is your hair long enough to chew on? noooooo.
11. Least favorite color? blue, purple.
13. Ever played an instrument? bass, violin.
14. Ever had a H2O massage? what the sluuuuuuuuuut
15. Do you believe in Big Foot? no.i bet an americunt wrote this.
16. Ever been to a palm reader? no
17. Last Pez dispenser you purchased? one for my voter fuck knows what it was.
18. Have you had sex in your current car? no
19. Did you have a good weekend? it was a ok
20. What are you thinking about right now? how the only reason i have a livejournal is so i can stalk everyone on my friends page.
21. Have you ever had a black eye? yes
22. How is today going for you? um i had lunch.
23. Any plans for tonight?eating more, watching cnnnn chaser.
24. Ever photograph something that was dead? no
25. Are you ready for Thanksgiving? are you ready for this jelly?
26. Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage? grease up your baby for a ball on the hill.
27. Do you find Smurfette sexy? what the fucks smurfette?
Current disappointment: hedland
1. Do you have an air freshener in your car?no
2. Do you have plants in your room? i have roses in a vase
3. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? creaming soda with ice cream
4. Last piece of mail opened? invoices at work.
5. Does anything hurt on your body right now? no
6. What city was your last taxi cab ride in? perth
7. Last alcoholic drink you had?midori and lemonade at the naaaard moit.
8. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?no
10. What were you doing at 9 pm last night? probably thinking about how i shouldnt have eaten 4 pies for lunch the other day cos now theres none for me to eat now.
11. What's your favorite Starbucks drink? what the sluts starbucks.
12. Do you exercise as much as you should? hjahahahha oh, EXCERSISE?
13. Did you do the deed on prom night? what the sluts prom?
14. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? no, sorry jac.
1. initials: cc
2. name someone with the same birthday as you: my mum, masami, natalie appleton, ada nicodemou.
3.last kiss? jacqui or teele.
4. for or against same sex marriage? allll for.
5. are you single or u got a b/f-g/f? uhhh jacqui
6. are you bisexual? der
7. do you believe in God? unsure
8. how many US states have you been to?none, thank fuck.
9. how many of the US states have you lived in? none, thanks fuck.
10. What kind of music do you listen to? cuntry and western.
11. are you happy? ummm id be happier if jacquii was hurr with hungry jacks.
12. what are you thinking right now? how i should go watch forensic investigators, cos its at this fucking trailor park of old people and is subsequently bound to be disturbing.
13. what is the current rumor traveling around about someone? hahahahahaha sif i have enough of a social life to even know any.
14. what is your dream car? any one someone else wants to drive me around in.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? lenzerhiede, innsbruck,cairo.
16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?yes, but he was gheeeeeeey.
17. how many concerts have you gone to? do ulstard and uneauthorised entry count?
18. do you download music? of course, not.
19. Where would you want to go on a first date? hungry jacks.
20. this question was gone when i copy/pasted this silly thing
21. deleted due to being an unusually asinine question
22. deleted due to being an unusually asinine question
23. been kissed under fireworks? no.
24. Do you like president bush? yeah man, thasts my bush!
25. have you ever bungee jumped? no/
26. have you ever white-water rafting? nooooo
27. have you ever crashed a car? nooooo
28. has anyone 5 years older than you ever hit on you? i prefer it.
29. have you met a real redneck? jacqui
30. are you interested in anyone right now? jacqui
31. what artist are you listening to right now? nein
32. what is your current favorite song? as if i could decide
33. what was the last movie you watched? fargo, THAT SHIT IS BANANAS
34. who was the last person that told you they loved you? jacqui
35. where was the last place you went besides your house? to the mini maaaaaaart
36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? jac and i wrote die yuppie scum everywhere in chemi pen man we were cool. and i carved into a desk in biology but then the teacher made me sand it out.
37. whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? height
38. what really turns you on? hungry jacks
40. what is one of your sexual fantasies? pauline hanson...and some farm animals.
41. say something totally random about yourself: blurk thog gmm tibble eddy
42. do you have an i-pod? no
43. whats the longest relationship you ever had?
44. do you still watch kiddy movies or TV? bam bam bam bambaloo bam ba loo
45. do you have braces? no and thats why i look like a slack jawed yokel
47. when do you know they love you? who?
48. do you speak any other languages besides English? no
49. what kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out? ewwwww
50. what kind of magazines do u read? porn
51. have you ever ridden in a limo? porn
52. has anyone you were close with passed away?yes
53. whats something that really annoys you? my sister
54. whats something you really like? hungry jacks
55. do you like Michael Jackson?well, sure he touched some children, but the mans a great singer and has entertained us for so many years.
56. favorite brand of clothes? home brand
57. have you ever surfed? yeah im a hella surfy
58. do you know how to pump gas? no
59. where were u on your last birthday? at hollee and teeles dying my hair pink
60. whats the latest you have ever stayed up? 9 when jac was down
61. have you ever thought you were honestly going to die?yeah
62. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency? no
how bored am i? How much does that new headland show fuck cock for cash?
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you? no
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own...? ummm maybe my long brown skirt that comes up to my waist then down to my ankles thats made of hessian, or maybe my rachie.
3. Your nails were last painted before i went to the pub and got cracked onto by warrick kappa no fucking joke.
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave? cunt knows we dont have a microwave.
5. How much Japanese do you know? none
6. Do you look good in yellow? i hope so, since its the sexiest colour known to man, especially mustard yellow.
7. Do you sing?Are you having your period?
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd? if by "dance naked in front of a crowd" you actually mean " eat hungry jacks" then sure!
9. Do you spit? I did once out of a moving car window, but it came back and got in my hurrrrr.
10. Is your hair long enough to chew on? noooooo.
11. Least favorite color? blue, purple.
13. Ever played an instrument? bass, violin.
14. Ever had a H2O massage? what the sluuuuuuuuuut
15. Do you believe in Big Foot? no.i bet an americunt wrote this.
16. Ever been to a palm reader? no
17. Last Pez dispenser you purchased? one for my voter fuck knows what it was.
18. Have you had sex in your current car? no
19. Did you have a good weekend? it was a ok
20. What are you thinking about right now? how the only reason i have a livejournal is so i can stalk everyone on my friends page.
21. Have you ever had a black eye? yes
22. How is today going for you? um i had lunch.
23. Any plans for tonight?eating more, watching cnnnn chaser.
24. Ever photograph something that was dead? no
25. Are you ready for Thanksgiving? are you ready for this jelly?
26. Ever given someone a Full-Body oil massage? grease up your baby for a ball on the hill.
27. Do you find Smurfette sexy? what the fucks smurfette?
Current disappointment: hedland
1. Do you have an air freshener in your car?no
2. Do you have plants in your room? i have roses in a vase
3. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? creaming soda with ice cream
4. Last piece of mail opened? invoices at work.
5. Does anything hurt on your body right now? no
6. What city was your last taxi cab ride in? perth
7. Last alcoholic drink you had?midori and lemonade at the naaaard moit.
8. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?no
10. What were you doing at 9 pm last night? probably thinking about how i shouldnt have eaten 4 pies for lunch the other day cos now theres none for me to eat now.
11. What's your favorite Starbucks drink? what the sluts starbucks.
12. Do you exercise as much as you should? hjahahahha oh, EXCERSISE?
13. Did you do the deed on prom night? what the sluts prom?
14. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? no, sorry jac.
1. initials: cc
2. name someone with the same birthday as you: my mum, masami, natalie appleton, ada nicodemou.
3.last kiss? jacqui or teele.
4. for or against same sex marriage? allll for.
5. are you single or u got a b/f-g/f? uhhh jacqui
6. are you bisexual? der
7. do you believe in God? unsure
8. how many US states have you been to?none, thank fuck.
9. how many of the US states have you lived in? none, thanks fuck.
10. What kind of music do you listen to? cuntry and western.
11. are you happy? ummm id be happier if jacquii was hurr with hungry jacks.
12. what are you thinking right now? how i should go watch forensic investigators, cos its at this fucking trailor park of old people and is subsequently bound to be disturbing.
13. what is the current rumor traveling around about someone? hahahahahaha sif i have enough of a social life to even know any.
14. what is your dream car? any one someone else wants to drive me around in.
15. if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go? lenzerhiede, innsbruck,cairo.
16. have you ever had someone of the opposite sex over at your house while your parents were gone?yes, but he was gheeeeeeey.
17. how many concerts have you gone to? do ulstard and uneauthorised entry count?
18. do you download music? of course, not.
19. Where would you want to go on a first date? hungry jacks.
20. this question was gone when i copy/pasted this silly thing
21. deleted due to being an unusually asinine question
22. deleted due to being an unusually asinine question
23. been kissed under fireworks? no.
24. Do you like president bush? yeah man, thasts my bush!
25. have you ever bungee jumped? no/
26. have you ever white-water rafting? nooooo
27. have you ever crashed a car? nooooo
28. has anyone 5 years older than you ever hit on you? i prefer it.
29. have you met a real redneck? jacqui
30. are you interested in anyone right now? jacqui
31. what artist are you listening to right now? nein
32. what is your current favorite song? as if i could decide
33. what was the last movie you watched? fargo, THAT SHIT IS BANANAS
34. who was the last person that told you they loved you? jacqui
35. where was the last place you went besides your house? to the mini maaaaaaart
36. have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property? jac and i wrote die yuppie scum everywhere in chemi pen man we were cool. and i carved into a desk in biology but then the teacher made me sand it out.
37. whats the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? height
38. what really turns you on? hungry jacks
40. what is one of your sexual fantasies? pauline hanson...and some farm animals.
41. say something totally random about yourself: blurk thog gmm tibble eddy
42. do you have an i-pod? no
43. whats the longest relationship you ever had?
44. do you still watch kiddy movies or TV? bam bam bam bambaloo bam ba loo
45. do you have braces? no and thats why i look like a slack jawed yokel
47. when do you know they love you? who?
48. do you speak any other languages besides English? no
49. what kind of alcohol do you enjoy while out? ewwwww
50. what kind of magazines do u read? porn
51. have you ever ridden in a limo? porn
52. has anyone you were close with passed away?yes
53. whats something that really annoys you? my sister
54. whats something you really like? hungry jacks
55. do you like Michael Jackson?well, sure he touched some children, but the mans a great singer and has entertained us for so many years.
56. favorite brand of clothes? home brand
57. have you ever surfed? yeah im a hella surfy
58. do you know how to pump gas? no
59. where were u on your last birthday? at hollee and teeles dying my hair pink
60. whats the latest you have ever stayed up? 9 when jac was down
61. have you ever thought you were honestly going to die?yeah
62. were you ever rushed by an ambulance into the emergency? no