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[Name] Carly
[Age] 42
[Sex] female/male
[School] ashs
[State] Undressed
[Exact Location] inside my kelvin crump
[c][u][r][r][e][n][t][l][y]
[Current Date] oct 30
[Current Time] 1:20pm
[Clothes] none
[Weather] COLD
[Hair Do] hank bennet
[Footware] no
[Mood] Chipper
[Talking To] who else JACQUI
[Sounds] FLANGE, jacqui laughing
[h][o][w] [m][a][n][y]
[Cups On Desk] dont assume things
[Pets] 4
[Siblings] 4
[Crushes] 4
[Cousins] 4
[Aunts] 4
[Uncles] 4
[h][o][w] [m][a][n][y] [t][i][m][e][s] [p][e][r] [d][a] [y] [d][o] [y][o][u]
[Change Clothes] never
[Shower] never
[Brush Your Teeth] never
[Wash Your Face] never
[Brush Your Hair] never
[Eat] constantly
[Say the Word "ok"] mkay
[Yell at Your Siblings] never
[Slam Doors] me? never! (carly did this)
[f][r][i][e][n][d][s]
[Nicest] Jacqui
[Coldest] kirsten dunst
[Smartest] Jacqui
[Tallest] Jacqui
[Shortest] Jacqui
[Most Fashionable] Jacqui
[Smells Best] Jacqui
[Weirdest Conversations] Jacqui
[Deepest Conversations] Jacqui
[Stupidest Conversations] Jacqui
[Best Lier] Jacqui
[Hottest] Jacqui
[Most Annoying] Jacqui
[Best] Jacqui
[Most Orginized] jacqui
[Least Orginized] Jacqui
[Always Late] Jacqui
[Always Early] Jacqui
[Always On Time] Jacqui
[h][a][b][i][t][s] [(do you)]
[Bite Your Nails] no
[Stress] no chipper
[Take out Your Issues On Others] if by others you mean small children
[Self Injure- (ex: cut, burn, pull hair)]if by self injure you mean injure children , then sure
[Flirt Too Much] if by flirt to much you mean have sex with children then sure
[Eat Too Much] no
[Have an Eating Disorder] hungry jacks
[Tend to Judge People] no
[Any Other Habbits?] maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasturbation
[f][o][r] [a] [m][i][l][l][i][o][n] [b][u][c][k][s] [(would you)]
[Name Your Kid Dammit] for fucking free
[Strip For Your Classmates] for fucking free
[Shave Your head] for fuicking free
[Wax Off Your Eyebrows] for free
[Wax An Old man's Back] for pleasure
[Sit In a Cage With 4 Hungry Wolves] for free
[Eat A Snake] for free
[Make Out With Your Best Friends Boyfriend] for free
[Swim With The Jelly Fish] for free
[Make Out With Your Teacher] for free
[Strip At a School Pep Assembly]piss on everyone
[Stand up In Class And Flip Your Teacher The Bird] many times
[a][l][m][o][s][t] [o][v][e][r]
[Why Did You Take This Survey] because were cool
[What's The Time Now] 1:26
[What Are You Doing After This] maaaaaaaaaaaaaasturbating
[Bye!] YOU BITE THE BIG ONE, THAT REALLY BITES THE BIG ONE, YOUR UNWHOLESOME
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Hearing:
1: What is your favorite sound? jacquis laugh
2: How about your favorite type of music? cuntry or western
3: What kinds of things do you like hearing people say? hungry jacks?
4:What kinds of sounds scare you? child laughter
5: Is there a particular sound that brings back a fond memory? jacqui burping
6: What about a sound that brings back a bad memory? mr sumner yelling at me cos i wet my pants
7: What is the oddest sound you’ve ever heard? the sound a pig makes when yopu haves sex with it
Sight:
8: The obvious question: what’s your favorite colour? uuuuhh hungry jacks
9: What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen? myself naked
10: Have you ever tried to stare directly into the sun? no
11: What kinds of images tend to draw your attention? child pornography
12: Looks-wise, describe the perfect person: 5'4 short black hair, rather large breasts, sweet smile, fantastic felatio, cheeky chuckle, klissis klikle
13: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen? jacquis octopussoir
14: What is the most hilarious thing you’ve seen in your life? a turkey fucking a kerosine can gobble gobble!
Touch:
15: Are you ticklish? no
16: If so, where? genitals
17: What’s the softest thing you’ve ever touched? jacquis skin
18: How about the hardest? jacquis penis
19: What is your favorite kind of texture? wrinkly sports
20: Has there ever been something you’ve been afraid of touching? my teachers penis, but i got used to it
21: Since it falls under “touch,” what is the most painful thing that has ever happened to you? sodomy
Taste:
22: Another obvious one: what’s your favorite food? hungry jacks
23: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever tasted? mashed potato
24: Did you like it? no, its wierd and white and mashed
25: What’s the grossest taste ever? shit
26: And the best taste? cheesy garlic bread
27: What taste is the blandest? any indian food
28: What’s your favorite kinds of taste (sweet, sour, etc.)? vagina
Smell:
29: What’s the nicest smell ever? warm april morning
30: The worst? old sweaters that keep getting warmer with age
31: How do you feel about Scratch & Sniff stickers? this how i feel about scratch and sniff stickers huhuhu
32: What’s your favorite type of air freshner? anything that covers up the smell of alices shit it makles me vomit
33: Ever smelled something so rank you’ve cried? babies
34: Do you remember that Gack stuff? no
35: Smelled terrible, didn’t it? yes
The Sixth Sense:
36: Do you believe that the human mind has psychic powers waiting to be unleashed? uuun i dont know
37: If we got to pick our powers, what kind would you pick? having a epnis
38: Do you think the world would be better or worse with unlocked mind powers? WHO FUCKING CARES, WHO IS THIS PERSON?
39: Why? MY GOD
40: Would you use the powers for good or evil WHAT TGHE SHIT
41: Would you use them in everyday situations (Argh, the remote is all the way over there!), or just when you felt you needed to (Argh, this semi truck is crushing my spine!)? DONT FUCKING CARE
42: Did you sense the end of this quiz coming up? I WQAS FUCKING HOIPING FOR IT
[Name] Carly
[Age] 42
[Sex] female/male
[School] ashs
[State] Undressed
[Exact Location] inside my kelvin crump
[c][u][r][r][e][n][t][l][y]
[Current Date] oct 30
[Current Time] 1:20pm
[Clothes] none
[Weather] COLD
[Hair Do] hank bennet
[Footware] no
[Mood] Chipper
[Talking To] who else JACQUI
[Sounds] FLANGE, jacqui laughing
[h][o][w] [m][a][n][y]
[Cups On Desk] dont assume things
[Pets] 4
[Siblings] 4
[Crushes] 4
[Cousins] 4
[Aunts] 4
[Uncles] 4
[h][o][w] [m][a][n][y] [t][i][m][e][s] [p][e][r] [d][a] [y] [d][o] [y][o][u]
[Change Clothes] never
[Shower] never
[Brush Your Teeth] never
[Wash Your Face] never
[Brush Your Hair] never
[Eat] constantly
[Say the Word "ok"] mkay
[Yell at Your Siblings] never
[Slam Doors] me? never! (carly did this)
[f][r][i][e][n][d][s]
[Nicest] Jacqui
[Coldest] kirsten dunst
[Smartest] Jacqui
[Tallest] Jacqui
[Shortest] Jacqui
[Most Fashionable] Jacqui
[Smells Best] Jacqui
[Weirdest Conversations] Jacqui
[Deepest Conversations] Jacqui
[Stupidest Conversations] Jacqui
[Best Lier] Jacqui
[Hottest] Jacqui
[Most Annoying] Jacqui
[Best] Jacqui
[Most Orginized] jacqui
[Least Orginized] Jacqui
[Always Late] Jacqui
[Always Early] Jacqui
[Always On Time] Jacqui
[h][a][b][i][t][s] [(do you)]
[Bite Your Nails] no
[Stress] no chipper
[Take out Your Issues On Others] if by others you mean small children
[Self Injure- (ex: cut, burn, pull hair)]if by self injure you mean injure children , then sure
[Flirt Too Much] if by flirt to much you mean have sex with children then sure
[Eat Too Much] no
[Have an Eating Disorder] hungry jacks
[Tend to Judge People] no
[Any Other Habbits?] maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasturbation
[f][o][r] [a] [m][i][l][l][i][o][n] [b][u][c][k][s] [(would you)]
[Name Your Kid Dammit] for fucking free
[Strip For Your Classmates] for fucking free
[Shave Your head] for fuicking free
[Wax Off Your Eyebrows] for free
[Wax An Old man's Back] for pleasure
[Sit In a Cage With 4 Hungry Wolves] for free
[Eat A Snake] for free
[Make Out With Your Best Friends Boyfriend] for free
[Swim With The Jelly Fish] for free
[Make Out With Your Teacher] for free
[Strip At a School Pep Assembly]piss on everyone
[Stand up In Class And Flip Your Teacher The Bird] many times
[a][l][m][o][s][t] [o][v][e][r]
[Why Did You Take This Survey] because were cool
[What's The Time Now] 1:26
[What Are You Doing After This] maaaaaaaaaaaaaasturbating
[Bye!] YOU BITE THE BIG ONE, THAT REALLY BITES THE BIG ONE, YOUR UNWHOLESOME
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Hearing:
1: What is your favorite sound? jacquis laugh
2: How about your favorite type of music? cuntry or western
3: What kinds of things do you like hearing people say? hungry jacks?
4:What kinds of sounds scare you? child laughter
5: Is there a particular sound that brings back a fond memory? jacqui burping
6: What about a sound that brings back a bad memory? mr sumner yelling at me cos i wet my pants
7: What is the oddest sound you’ve ever heard? the sound a pig makes when yopu haves sex with it
Sight:
8: The obvious question: what’s your favorite colour? uuuuhh hungry jacks
9: What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever seen? myself naked
10: Have you ever tried to stare directly into the sun? no
11: What kinds of images tend to draw your attention? child pornography
12: Looks-wise, describe the perfect person: 5'4 short black hair, rather large breasts, sweet smile, fantastic felatio, cheeky chuckle, klissis klikle
13: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen? jacquis octopussoir
14: What is the most hilarious thing you’ve seen in your life? a turkey fucking a kerosine can gobble gobble!
Touch:
15: Are you ticklish? no
16: If so, where? genitals
17: What’s the softest thing you’ve ever touched? jacquis skin
18: How about the hardest? jacquis penis
19: What is your favorite kind of texture? wrinkly sports
20: Has there ever been something you’ve been afraid of touching? my teachers penis, but i got used to it
21: Since it falls under “touch,” what is the most painful thing that has ever happened to you? sodomy
Taste:
22: Another obvious one: what’s your favorite food? hungry jacks
23: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever tasted? mashed potato
24: Did you like it? no, its wierd and white and mashed
25: What’s the grossest taste ever? shit
26: And the best taste? cheesy garlic bread
27: What taste is the blandest? any indian food
28: What’s your favorite kinds of taste (sweet, sour, etc.)? vagina
Smell:
29: What’s the nicest smell ever? warm april morning
30: The worst? old sweaters that keep getting warmer with age
31: How do you feel about Scratch & Sniff stickers? this how i feel about scratch and sniff stickers huhuhu
32: What’s your favorite type of air freshner? anything that covers up the smell of alices shit it makles me vomit
33: Ever smelled something so rank you’ve cried? babies
34: Do you remember that Gack stuff? no
35: Smelled terrible, didn’t it? yes
The Sixth Sense:
36: Do you believe that the human mind has psychic powers waiting to be unleashed? uuun i dont know
37: If we got to pick our powers, what kind would you pick? having a epnis
38: Do you think the world would be better or worse with unlocked mind powers? WHO FUCKING CARES, WHO IS THIS PERSON?
39: Why? MY GOD
40: Would you use the powers for good or evil WHAT TGHE SHIT
41: Would you use them in everyday situations (Argh, the remote is all the way over there!), or just when you felt you needed to (Argh, this semi truck is crushing my spine!)? DONT FUCKING CARE
42: Did you sense the end of this quiz coming up? I WQAS FUCKING HOIPING FOR IT