dream of carrot fornication...
So I just downloaded Season 3 of Californication. I know most of you have probably seen it because I am pop-culturally backward. ( Every girl I know loves 'The Notebook', I saw three minutes of Ryan Reynolds' smarmy face and couldn't watch it. Then again, I never started watching 'Glee' because I knew I'd become hooked, be mocked, etc. There is some hope that I do have an inner girly-girl that I am suppressing.) I freaking love the Californication theme. It is one thing that makes me supremely happy, and I don't know why. It's 1:30 or so of supreme happiness.
And I am so very freaking happy that Eva Amurri is in it. And she does a sequence involving her being topless with a stripper pole. It's nice to see some larger breasts in Californication. It's just a shame that the owner of said jugs has to be a stripper. Because if you have large breasts you must belong to the sex industry...rant...rant. But I like her character too. Really. Her character. I promise.
Speaking of Californication. You know how people mis-hear lyrics? When the Chili Peppers album came out, my widdle sister (at 13 or so) came up to me and asked, 'What's fornication?' I told her it was the act of sex. She looked puzzled. She asked, 'Why is the song called Carrot Fornication?'
Now Paul and I call the series 'Carrot Fucking'.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to play the 'Californication Theme' by Tree Adams over and over again, 15 year old style.
And I am so very freaking happy that Eva Amurri is in it. And she does a sequence involving her being topless with a stripper pole. It's nice to see some larger breasts in Californication. It's just a shame that the owner of said jugs has to be a stripper. Because if you have large breasts you must belong to the sex industry...rant...rant. But I like her character too. Really. Her character. I promise.
Speaking of Californication. You know how people mis-hear lyrics? When the Chili Peppers album came out, my widdle sister (at 13 or so) came up to me and asked, 'What's fornication?' I told her it was the act of sex. She looked puzzled. She asked, 'Why is the song called Carrot Fornication?'
Now Paul and I call the series 'Carrot Fucking'.
If you'll excuse me, I'm going to play the 'Californication Theme' by Tree Adams over and over again, 15 year old style.