Who: Eridan Ampora
lonelyglub & Abel Nightroad
13sugars & Japan & Feferi & briefly Karkat
Where: Gohl... later Marshall.
When: RIGHT NOW. As soon as you find the human.
Rating: TO BE ANNOUNCED BY GAME BRO.
Summary: In which a crybaby is found.
the log:
After HOURS of searching in the night, you have at last found your target. And, being the shellfish stubborn oyster you are you have relentlessly tried finding the human by the name of ABEL who is looking for TEA and has a bestie named CUBE. Awesome. You had everything you needed to know for the PERFECT HOSTAGE SITUATION. Sadly, you lacked one vial key information and that was the LIVING QUARTERS of ABEL the HUMAN.
Not anymore you don't. And that is exactly why you have dressed in your best fins to meet this crybaby. That is to say, your most villainous clothes. Your only clothes. But you look mighty evilish tonight and so it doesn't matter. If it was a dark and stormy night, lightning would strike and you would pose in such a horrifying manner that young children would pee their pants in fear. Absolute fear.
But there is no lightning so alas the beds of small children are dry tonight. For now. With your gun AHAB'S CROSSHAIRS at your side, you slowly venture your way into Gohl. Slowly because you have a limp in your left leg thanks to a very special troll named KARKAT who BIT YOUR ANKLE earlier. It hurts to walk on it but you push aside your pain because of your sworn mission.
Tonight. You're shooting the human who had made you blush in embarrassment for your manners. TONIGHT. You will prove to yourself once and for all that YOU WILL LIVE HOW YOU WANT TO and nobody can stop you. No one.
Except for... nah.
ANYWAYS, hurry the fuck in that building and wave your gun around in a menacing manner all with a wimpy limp in your left leg.