someone who is not me wrote this and then posted it in my journal.

[disarm_d]

This totally doesn't count as a story, I'm not not even titling it. Or: Brendon/Jon & Pets.
Jon/Brendon | NC-ANYONE IN THE WORLD FOR RIDICULOUSNESS, PG-13 for content | ~ 1800 words

airgiodSLV is sick and her dying with was for Jon/Brendon. She claims that she's not actually dying, but after reading this, she'll probably wish she was. ILY, Jen, even

Comments

[kthxrawr]

ahaha THE LAST LINE. you really are made of awesome.

[disarm_d]

Thanks, sweetie.

[notfarfromhome]

Oh jesus fucking christ, I'm so in love. So in love. It's just. I can't really quote anything, because the whole thing was so delicious (yeah, I just used the word 'delicious'! What of it!). So I'm just gonna. Totally declare my love for you and add this to my memories for whenever I'm down and in need of happiness in my life again and. Yeah. \o/

(Pets! Pets! I have such a thing for pets, omg, and not in a sexy way but in a omg play dates and catspiracies and omg.)

[disarm_d]

Awwww, thank you sweetie. This was definitely just total crack but I'm glad that it worked for you, regardless. I totally want to read an epic story about Hemmingway and Hobo's playdates! *g*

[notfarfromhome]

Hemingway/Hobo! This needs to happen! Because they probably don't even like each other (poor Hobo is probably afraid of Hemingway or maybe vice versa) but their daddies are so very earnest.

[elucidate_this]

omg that is so unbelievably adorable. for serious. i might die from cute.

(also who is shotgun? does ryro have another pet i am not aware of?)

[kthxrawr]

Ryan's old dog, iirc.

[disarm_d]

:D Yay! Thanks.

(yeah, Shotgun is Ryan's older dog.)

[airgiodslv]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEE AHAHAHAHAHA <3333333333333333333333333333333333333

THINGS I LOVE SO MUCH:

Brendon has to peeeeee! There are animals down there! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Playdates! Ryan and Pete! Jon standing by to take pictures! BRENDON IS WILLING TO BE CHARMING ON DEMAND!

Brendon is the singer! He deserves respect! He is going on picket line with the writers!!! He drinks Jon's coffee!! PIGGYBACK ZACK!

Clover is giving Brendon the eye! There is a possibility of ambush! FLICK FLICK FLICK GOES CLOVER'S LITTLE TAIL! Clover's jaw drops...LIKE A PYTHON! ACK HAIRBALL!!!

Jon's pillow smells like Jon! Only it is not Jon's anymore, it is Brendon's! Clover is sor-ry! Jon's cats are not Brendon-people! Bunk-which-is-maybe-Jon's!

"Jon? Jon? I think your cats are watching me. Jon?"

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOREVER THANK YOU!!!

[disarm_d]

About halfway through writing this, I stopped and thought, Jen is feeling bad right now, I really shouldn't subject her to this as well. But then I also thought that maybe it would be wise to take advantage for your fevered state and just kind of slip this in. *g* You're such an incredibly sweetheart, and seriously, thank you so much. Now! It is time for you to get better! No more germiness. I love youuuuuuuu. ♥

[elfiepike]

ahahahahaahahahahahahahah. i love you, laura. i'm not even sure what to say here, except that i love you. XD of course brendon doesn't feel any remorse about coming on jon's sheets.

[disarm_d]

I just don't even know what to say here either. But, ah. Thank you! :D I don't know what has gone wrong in my brain.