FUCK YOU MR. **DICK** CHENEY!

[dirtyrobots]

Thanks to you staying at teh Loews with your team of high-security peons, back entrances to Septa building have been blocked off. As a result, I walked along teh alley and slipped on a thick coat of ice; wearing the purty new jacket that my mom just sent me. I fell on my hip and I can expect to get a monstrous bruise. HOTT.

So, yeah. Fuck you.