pining for the fiords.

[dirtymagazine]

1) Apparently the cattery rang my parents yesterday to remind them that the cat is booked in for the summer holidays. My parents have not booked. How is this possible? Is he now booking his own holidays? To be honest, he was fairly clever for a cat. He was quite capable of opening doors and knew that when the kettle boiled (which was, lets face it, pretty often) it meant milk. And, really, if he had booked his own holiday I wouldn't be surprised. But from BEYOND THE GRAVE? Now that really would be an achievement. Even for Tibbs.

2) I do not use exclamation marks enough in my posts.

3) I have finished my exams. They are no more. They are deceased. They are ex-exams.

And there is nothing. Just tea.........