hey! let's all cry together!
observe, i can juggle chainsaws!.....with my barefeet!
oh you didn't know? i'm superhuman, baby. and i'm immortal too.
yup, ridiculously awesome powers, living forever, all of that.
of course, like all superheroes, i have a weakness.
my weakness is....ha! like i'd tell you. then you'd know how to destroy me, hahaha!
sorry i've been gone so long, i was away battling giant multi coloured animals in a far away perpendicular world in a parallel universe...
how'd i do? well, i'm here aren't i? hahahaha!
and if you ever ask me that again, i'll use super heat rays from eyes to burn you.
i will burn you.
hahahahaha! where the beer at?
oh you didn't know? i'm superhuman, baby. and i'm immortal too.
yup, ridiculously awesome powers, living forever, all of that.
of course, like all superheroes, i have a weakness.
my weakness is....ha! like i'd tell you. then you'd know how to destroy me, hahaha!
sorry i've been gone so long, i was away battling giant multi coloured animals in a far away perpendicular world in a parallel universe...
how'd i do? well, i'm here aren't i? hahahaha!
and if you ever ask me that again, i'll use super heat rays from eyes to burn you.
i will burn you.
hahahahaha! where the beer at?