Fatass

[dirty_laundri]

It sucks to be a fatass
When you cry and eat all day
It sucks to be a fatass
And all you can think about is how much you weigh
And the only thing that's positive
Is a box of chocolates
It sucks to be a fatass...
But at least I got tits!

Sure, I'll never be good at cheerleading
But all the boys stare when I jump
And all the skinny bitches are now seething
Cuz everybody loves my lady lumps

And I'll always be this way
I don't give a fuck about how much I weigh
I eat everything that's on my plate
Cuz being a fatass is fucking great!

It sucks to be a fatass but at least I got tits
It sucks to be a fatass but I have an ass so lush and rich
And the only thing that's tight about me
Is my juicy puss-ay
It sucks to be a fatass
But it fucking rocks to be me

I don't wear red shirts cuz people think I'm the Koolaid Man
And I can't go to buffets cuz I'm nationally banned
And I have to hold my chins to keep from tripping
I don't fall in love, I more or less break in

But I don't care what you say
I'm proud to be chunk-ay
A lot of people may think I'm whack
But everyone knows I bring chubbyback

It sucks to be a fatass but at least I got tits
It sucks to be a fatass but I have an ass so lush and rich
And the only thing that's tight about me
Is my juicy puss-ay
It sucks to be a fatass
But it fucking rocks to be me
Yeah, yeah, it fucking rocks to be me
Yeah yeah, rocks to be chunky
Yeah yeah, bigger than anybody
Yeah yeah, so sexy
Yeah yeah, so me.

Ooooooh. LOL