My Last Conversation With Jose EVER
The Dark Horcrux: YOU
The Dark Horcrux: DOWNLOAD MAPLE
The Dark Horcrux: NOW
The Dark Horcrux: >.>
FornicatedxFetus: Nope
FornicatedxFetus: I'm doing homework
The Dark Horcrux: =-O
FornicatedxFetus: I am le sicky
FornicatedxFetus: =(
FornicatedxFetus: I didn't go to school today
The Dark Horcrux: God made you sick because you didn't DL Maple
FornicatedxFetus: Or cuz I talk too much with you
The Dark Horcrux: He's like..."OH HEYL NAUH, SHE DID NOT JUST DISS MAPLE!"
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: It was hilarious though
FornicatedxFetus: Cuz I kept trying to go to sleep
FornicatedxFetus: And first Dami called me
FornicatedxFetus: Then Cristina
FornicatedxFetus: Then Melanie
FornicatedxFetus: Then Chris
FornicatedxFetus: Then Melo
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: And then my TEACHER
FornicatedxFetus: all asking if I was okay
FornicatedxFetus: Oh, and Esteban
FornicatedxFetus: I was like "YES, I'M FINE. I'M SICK AND DYING, BUT I'M GREAT! NOW STOP CALLING!"
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: I couldn't believe my TEACHER would call me
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: OH
FornicatedxFetus: I know I'm her favorite student
FornicatedxFetus: but daamn
The Dark Horcrux: GUESS WHAT
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: What?
The Dark Horcrux: My sister has Ms. Garcia
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: AWWWWWWW
FornicatedxFetus: Had?
The Dark Horcrux: HAS
The Dark Horcrux: HAS
FornicatedxFetus: Aww!
FornicatedxFetus: I wanna meet your sister
FornicatedxFetus: Next early release
The Dark Horcrux: No you don't
FornicatedxFetus: I'll go stalk her
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Oh shit
FornicatedxFetus: I forgot to visit ms G last early release
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I went for Open House
FornicatedxFetus: she embarassed me like hell
The Dark Horcrux: I'm Proctor again in the Crucible
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
FornicatedxFetus: I was Abigail
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: OMG
The Dark Horcrux: WE HAD SEX ALREADY
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: =-O
FornicatedxFetus: I did it so sexy with Harry
FornicatedxFetus: everyone fucking laughed
FornicatedxFetus: Ms Garcia told me to act like a whore
FornicatedxFetus: I did a damn good job
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: WE're reading it again in class, and I is Proctor
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, aww
FornicatedxFetus: Are you going to act it out?
The Dark Horcrux: All I do is put emotion into the words. We don't get up or anything
FornicatedxFetus: Aww, sucky!!!
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I was Danforth and Proctor with Garcia
FornicatedxFetus: I'd be standing up and like disrupting class with my hardcore sexyness
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: Danforth was ze coolest.
FornicatedxFetus: Well, when Ayelen wasn't in class, I was Ms. Proctor
FornicatedxFetus: Which was kinda funny
FornicatedxFetus: when i was bitching myself out
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, I have a pikachu pic on myspace
FornicatedxFetus: but i kinda hate it
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Damarys found it on my school webiste and sent it to me
FornicatedxFetus: *webstie
FornicatedxFetus: *WEBFUCKINGSITE
The Dark Horcrux: lmao
The Dark Horcrux: I'm gonna Maple in about 20 minutes
The Dark Horcrux: DOWNLOAD
The Dark Horcrux: >.>
FornicatedxFetus: Well, fine
FornicatedxFetus: I'll go do homework while you're away
The Dark Horcrux: I told Terry I would get you to play
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Just for that
FornicatedxFetus: I won't play
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Pfft
The Dark Horcrux: Your loss
FornicatedxFetus: Terry is never online! =(
FornicatedxFetus: I've already played before
FornicatedxFetus: I don't feel I'm losing anything
The Dark Horcrux: I think you are
FornicatedxFetus: Think what you'd like
The Dark Horcrux: When you could have been hooked up with 2M, totally free, courtesy of of ElvenCity
FornicatedxFetus: pfffft
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: It's a GAME
FornicatedxFetus: Alo can DDR
FornicatedxFetus: and DDR burns calories
FornicatedxFetus: Maple doesn't
The Dark Horcrux: DDR sucks.
FornicatedxFetus: Only cuz you suck
FornicatedxFetus: If you played it, you'd like it
FornicatedxFetus: No, nevermind
FornicatedxFetus: If you could actually be GOOD at it
The Dark Horcrux: DDR = For bishes who can't stand the hardcoreness of Maple
FornicatedxFetus: Or at least mediocre at it
FornicatedxFetus: you'd like it
FornicatedxFetus: I don't need Maple
FornicatedxFetus: and I don't need you
FornicatedxFetus: ;D
The Dark Horcrux: You need me
FornicatedxFetus: Pffft, like a tumor
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, you know you like being teased by me
The Dark Horcrux: Not really
The Dark Horcrux: It is VERY annoying, homie
The Dark Horcrux: THAT PICTURE IS SO CRAZY
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: What picture?
The Dark Horcrux: PIKA
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I think I look bad in the pic
FornicatedxFetus: But I wish I had another one
The Dark Horcrux: You look like you're about to take a crap, though
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOU.
The Dark Horcrux: LMAO
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A VENGENCE OF 50 PIKACHUS
The Dark Horcrux: Vengeance
The Dark Horcrux: I think
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you
FornicatedxFetus: anyways
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: well
FornicatedxFetus: ill take that pic out tomorrow
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: if jinx day pic is hotter
FornicatedxFetus: ::pokes::
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: 0_0
The Dark Horcrux: What was that poke for?
FornicatedxFetus: I felt like it, hoe
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: 3 minutes
FornicatedxFetus: then i can do hw!
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: I <3 ya, babe
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: You're very lovey-dovey
The Dark Horcrux: What's up?
FornicatedxFetus: lol, ur probably sick from the draft of air while wearing that semi-skimpy yet very sexy costume yesterday XD
FornicatedxFetus: lmao, actually I just sometimes feel guilty for being mean to you
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I like his reason why I'm sick BETTER
The Dark Horcrux: FornicatedxFetus: lol, ur probably sick from the draft of air while wearing that semi-skimpy yet very sexy costume yesterday XD
The Dark Horcrux: WHAT?
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: My friend Gary sent that to me in a message
FornicatedxFetus: ...should have been a comment
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: It wasn't that skimpy
FornicatedxFetus: Unless I took off the brown handkerchief
FornicatedxFetus: then I was like.. naked with yellow tissue paper over
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I could see your bra
The Dark Horcrux: Very sexy
FornicatedxFetus: So did everyone else
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: And some saw nipple
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: that bra was way too small
FornicatedxFetus: but i like the way it makes my boobs look
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: II've seen it before ; )
FornicatedxFetus: pffft
FornicatedxFetus: PFFFT.
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Well, I've seen your nicely-hued nipples
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: yeah, i like my nipples
FornicatedxFetus: ive seen really ugly ones before
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: So do I
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: but you like them for purposes
FornicatedxFetus: i cant use them for anything
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: wow
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: i didnt think guys would still try adding me even with that picture
FornicatedxFetus: lmao
The Dark Horcrux: What purpose can I like them for other than you looking good?
The Dark Horcrux: them*
FornicatedxFetus: i have 4 pages of guys that want to hit it
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: and my message box
FornicatedxFetus: is like uber full
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: 86 pages
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: It's because you're a chick
FornicatedxFetus: Gee, thanks
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: How about that I'm a pretty chick, huh?
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Guys would hit anything hat has boobs and a pussy
The Dark Horcrux: You need to understand that
FornicatedxFetus: THANKS.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: really, why am I talking to you again?
The Dark Horcrux: Because I is teh pwnage
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: Go to Maple, you stupid person
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Okie
The Dark Horcrux: OFF I GO
FornicatedxFetus: BYE.
FornicatedxFetus: GET OUT.
The Dark Horcrux: 8-)
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: >=(
The Dark Horcrux: I'll be back when I level
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: See you next year!
The Dark Horcrux: 2 and a half hours
The Dark Horcrux: more if I die
The Dark Horcrux: lmao
FornicatedxFetus: GET THE FUCK OUT.
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: Which I've been doing a lot of lately
The Dark Horcrux: :-(
FornicatedxFetus: SHOO! SHOO!
The Dark Horcrux: Apologize
The Dark Horcrux: >;O
The Dark Horcrux: >:o*
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux: I'll take that as an apology. Wanting to fuck me is a nice gesture of love.
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: ASS RAPE YOURSELF.
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A BROOMSTICK.
The Dark Horcrux: I'd rather ass rape you :D
FornicatedxFetus: Too bad
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: That's not one of the choices
FornicatedxFetus: It's either fuck yourself, or fuck Sergio
FornicatedxFetus: or any of your other guy friends
The Dark Horcrux: Ass rape one of the following:
A) Alondra
B) Yourself
C) Yo momma
FornicatedxFetus: And A is incorrect!!!
The Dark Horcrux: D) All of the above
FornicatedxFetus: ...EW.
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
The Dark Horcrux: I never chose D
FornicatedxFetus: Get the fuck out.
The Dark Horcrux: D is just a choice
FornicatedxFetus: Now.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I'll talk to you later, my horny little muffin person
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOOOOOUR STEPDAD
FornicatedxFetus: BEND OVER.
FornicatedxFetus: AND JUST LET HIM HIT IT.
The Dark Horcrux is away at 4:12:43 PM.
FornicatedxFetus: AND GET OUT.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: Jose, we need to talk.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: Like, I don't wanna sound mean, but...
FornicatedxFetus: Yeah. I don't think we should talk anymore.
FornicatedxFetus: I don't like you that way, and I don't want you getting the impression that I do.
FornicatedxFetus: And also like, I don't know if we should be friends. I feel we're kinda incompatible. I've been trying to give us time and see what happens...
FornicatedxFetus: But I think as time goes on, I'm disliking you more.
FornicatedxFetus: =\
FornicatedxFetus: Like, sometimes when I read what you write, I feel like spraying your dick with mace.
FornicatedxFetus: So that when you piss, you scream in agony.
FornicatedxFetus: Well, I'd specifically target the peehole.
FornicatedxFetus: And I started to play Ragnarok with Chris.
FornicatedxFetus: And besides liking the game better.
FornicatedxFetus: I like him better.
FornicatedxFetus: Sorry.
FornicatedxFetus: And honestly, if I were to fuck someone.
FornicatedxFetus: It would be him.
FornicatedxFetus: But I wouldn't fuck him, ever.
FornicatedxFetus: So, that's not very good for you.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: =\
FornicatedxFetus: And I'm really trying not to be mean...
FornicatedxFetus: But I think maybe we should keep our distance?
FornicatedxFetus: I mean, I normally have a lot of homework, and although we do have nice conversations...
FornicatedxFetus: I really really think we should be apart. So... take care, babe. =) Maybe some other day we can be friends... just not right now, okay? When your hormones (as well as mine) are chilled. Sooo... goodbyebye, shuga. I hope we stay on good terms. Please don't hate me. =( Just know I'm not really ready for anything that includes you.
While this was going on::
bestestest sn: i feel kinda bad for jose now
bestestest sn: but i told him before i dont like being treated like a sex object
N0cturneShad0w: you like being treated as a sex person
N0cturneShad0w: lol
bestestest sn: not even, lol
bestestest sn: like, i talk about it
bestestest sn: but then i can just change the subject to pokemon cards
bestestest sn: jose is stuck on sex
bestestest sn: with me
bestestest sn: and the conversation wasnt even about that
N0cturneShad0w: what a stupid slutty yeast infected whore
bestestest sn: LOL
bestestest sn: and we were good friends
bestestest sn: but i think he needs more maturing to do
bestestest sn: thing is, although i miss guys liking me
bestestest sn: i dont want a boyfriend
bestestest sn: =\
bestestest sn: lol
bestestest sn: or a fuck buddy
bestestest sn: or anything physical
N0cturneShad0w: just mind orgasms?
bestestest sn: lol, i just like having friends
bestestest sn: and i feel good when i know they like me for me
bestestest sn: but i dont get an ego boost from it
N0cturneShad0w: maybe its because of the bad experiences youve had
N0cturneShad0w: you ralet a boyfriend to prick
N0cturneShad0w: who kinda just wants sex
N0cturneShad0w: and treats you bad
N0cturneShad0w: i know thats what happened to me
N0cturneShad0w: ahahahaha
N0cturneShad0w: but seriously
bestestest sn: yea, i think that could be it
bestestest sn: i dont really like physical contact, to be honest
bestestest sn: i hug people
bestestest sn: but thats about it
bestestest sn: and not even everyone
bestestest sn: only people im close with
N0cturneShad0w: but i gotta go eat dinner
N0cturneShad0w: =(
bestestest sn: byyyyyyyyyye!
bestestest sn: =D
N0cturneShad0w: so goo' bai laydeh
N0cturneShad0w: ;D
N0cturneShad0w: ill be back
bestestest sn: yay!
N0cturneShad0w is away at 7:40:50 PM.
The Dark Horcrux: DOWNLOAD MAPLE
The Dark Horcrux: NOW
The Dark Horcrux: >.>
FornicatedxFetus: Nope
FornicatedxFetus: I'm doing homework
The Dark Horcrux: =-O
FornicatedxFetus: I am le sicky
FornicatedxFetus: =(
FornicatedxFetus: I didn't go to school today
The Dark Horcrux: God made you sick because you didn't DL Maple
FornicatedxFetus: Or cuz I talk too much with you
The Dark Horcrux: He's like..."OH HEYL NAUH, SHE DID NOT JUST DISS MAPLE!"
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: It was hilarious though
FornicatedxFetus: Cuz I kept trying to go to sleep
FornicatedxFetus: And first Dami called me
FornicatedxFetus: Then Cristina
FornicatedxFetus: Then Melanie
FornicatedxFetus: Then Chris
FornicatedxFetus: Then Melo
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: And then my TEACHER
FornicatedxFetus: all asking if I was okay
FornicatedxFetus: Oh, and Esteban
FornicatedxFetus: I was like "YES, I'M FINE. I'M SICK AND DYING, BUT I'M GREAT! NOW STOP CALLING!"
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: I couldn't believe my TEACHER would call me
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: OH
FornicatedxFetus: I know I'm her favorite student
FornicatedxFetus: but daamn
The Dark Horcrux: GUESS WHAT
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: What?
The Dark Horcrux: My sister has Ms. Garcia
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: AWWWWWWW
FornicatedxFetus: Had?
The Dark Horcrux: HAS
The Dark Horcrux: HAS
FornicatedxFetus: Aww!
FornicatedxFetus: I wanna meet your sister
FornicatedxFetus: Next early release
The Dark Horcrux: No you don't
FornicatedxFetus: I'll go stalk her
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Oh shit
FornicatedxFetus: I forgot to visit ms G last early release
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I went for Open House
FornicatedxFetus: she embarassed me like hell
The Dark Horcrux: I'm Proctor again in the Crucible
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
FornicatedxFetus: I was Abigail
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: OMG
The Dark Horcrux: WE HAD SEX ALREADY
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: =-O
FornicatedxFetus: I did it so sexy with Harry
FornicatedxFetus: everyone fucking laughed
FornicatedxFetus: Ms Garcia told me to act like a whore
FornicatedxFetus: I did a damn good job
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: WE're reading it again in class, and I is Proctor
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, aww
FornicatedxFetus: Are you going to act it out?
The Dark Horcrux: All I do is put emotion into the words. We don't get up or anything
FornicatedxFetus: Aww, sucky!!!
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I was Danforth and Proctor with Garcia
FornicatedxFetus: I'd be standing up and like disrupting class with my hardcore sexyness
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: Danforth was ze coolest.
FornicatedxFetus: Well, when Ayelen wasn't in class, I was Ms. Proctor
FornicatedxFetus: Which was kinda funny
FornicatedxFetus: when i was bitching myself out
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, I have a pikachu pic on myspace
FornicatedxFetus: but i kinda hate it
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Damarys found it on my school webiste and sent it to me
FornicatedxFetus: *webstie
FornicatedxFetus: *WEBFUCKINGSITE
The Dark Horcrux: lmao
The Dark Horcrux: I'm gonna Maple in about 20 minutes
The Dark Horcrux: DOWNLOAD
The Dark Horcrux: >.>
FornicatedxFetus: Well, fine
FornicatedxFetus: I'll go do homework while you're away
The Dark Horcrux: I told Terry I would get you to play
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: Just for that
FornicatedxFetus: I won't play
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Pfft
The Dark Horcrux: Your loss
FornicatedxFetus: Terry is never online! =(
FornicatedxFetus: I've already played before
FornicatedxFetus: I don't feel I'm losing anything
The Dark Horcrux: I think you are
FornicatedxFetus: Think what you'd like
The Dark Horcrux: When you could have been hooked up with 2M, totally free, courtesy of of ElvenCity
FornicatedxFetus: pfffft
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: It's a GAME
FornicatedxFetus: Alo can DDR
FornicatedxFetus: and DDR burns calories
FornicatedxFetus: Maple doesn't
The Dark Horcrux: DDR sucks.
FornicatedxFetus: Only cuz you suck
FornicatedxFetus: If you played it, you'd like it
FornicatedxFetus: No, nevermind
FornicatedxFetus: If you could actually be GOOD at it
The Dark Horcrux: DDR = For bishes who can't stand the hardcoreness of Maple
FornicatedxFetus: Or at least mediocre at it
FornicatedxFetus: you'd like it
FornicatedxFetus: I don't need Maple
FornicatedxFetus: and I don't need you
FornicatedxFetus: ;D
The Dark Horcrux: You need me
FornicatedxFetus: Pffft, like a tumor
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL, you know you like being teased by me
The Dark Horcrux: Not really
The Dark Horcrux: It is VERY annoying, homie
The Dark Horcrux: THAT PICTURE IS SO CRAZY
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: What picture?
The Dark Horcrux: PIKA
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I think I look bad in the pic
FornicatedxFetus: But I wish I had another one
The Dark Horcrux: You look like you're about to take a crap, though
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOU.
The Dark Horcrux: LMAO
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A VENGENCE OF 50 PIKACHUS
The Dark Horcrux: Vengeance
The Dark Horcrux: I think
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you
FornicatedxFetus: anyways
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: well
FornicatedxFetus: ill take that pic out tomorrow
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: if jinx day pic is hotter
FornicatedxFetus: ::pokes::
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: 0_0
The Dark Horcrux: What was that poke for?
FornicatedxFetus: I felt like it, hoe
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: 3 minutes
FornicatedxFetus: then i can do hw!
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: I <3 ya, babe
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: You're very lovey-dovey
The Dark Horcrux: What's up?
FornicatedxFetus: lol, ur probably sick from the draft of air while wearing that semi-skimpy yet very sexy costume yesterday XD
FornicatedxFetus: lmao, actually I just sometimes feel guilty for being mean to you
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: I like his reason why I'm sick BETTER
The Dark Horcrux: FornicatedxFetus: lol, ur probably sick from the draft of air while wearing that semi-skimpy yet very sexy costume yesterday XD
The Dark Horcrux: WHAT?
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: My friend Gary sent that to me in a message
FornicatedxFetus: ...should have been a comment
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: It wasn't that skimpy
FornicatedxFetus: Unless I took off the brown handkerchief
FornicatedxFetus: then I was like.. naked with yellow tissue paper over
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I could see your bra
The Dark Horcrux: Very sexy
FornicatedxFetus: So did everyone else
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: And some saw nipple
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: that bra was way too small
FornicatedxFetus: but i like the way it makes my boobs look
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: II've seen it before ; )
FornicatedxFetus: pffft
FornicatedxFetus: PFFFT.
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Well, I've seen your nicely-hued nipples
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: yeah, i like my nipples
FornicatedxFetus: ive seen really ugly ones before
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: So do I
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: but you like them for purposes
FornicatedxFetus: i cant use them for anything
FornicatedxFetus: lol
FornicatedxFetus: wow
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: i didnt think guys would still try adding me even with that picture
FornicatedxFetus: lmao
The Dark Horcrux: What purpose can I like them for other than you looking good?
The Dark Horcrux: them*
FornicatedxFetus: i have 4 pages of guys that want to hit it
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: and my message box
FornicatedxFetus: is like uber full
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: 86 pages
FornicatedxFetus: XD
The Dark Horcrux: It's because you're a chick
FornicatedxFetus: Gee, thanks
The Dark Horcrux: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: How about that I'm a pretty chick, huh?
FornicatedxFetus: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Guys would hit anything hat has boobs and a pussy
The Dark Horcrux: You need to understand that
FornicatedxFetus: THANKS.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: really, why am I talking to you again?
The Dark Horcrux: Because I is teh pwnage
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: Go to Maple, you stupid person
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: Okie
The Dark Horcrux: OFF I GO
FornicatedxFetus: BYE.
FornicatedxFetus: GET OUT.
The Dark Horcrux: 8-)
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: >=(
The Dark Horcrux: I'll be back when I level
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: LOL
FornicatedxFetus: See you next year!
The Dark Horcrux: 2 and a half hours
The Dark Horcrux: more if I die
The Dark Horcrux: lmao
FornicatedxFetus: GET THE FUCK OUT.
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: Which I've been doing a lot of lately
The Dark Horcrux: :-(
FornicatedxFetus: SHOO! SHOO!
The Dark Horcrux: Apologize
The Dark Horcrux: >;O
The Dark Horcrux: >:o*
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux: I'll take that as an apology. Wanting to fuck me is a nice gesture of love.
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: ASS RAPE YOURSELF.
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A BROOMSTICK.
The Dark Horcrux: I'd rather ass rape you :D
FornicatedxFetus: Too bad
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: That's not one of the choices
FornicatedxFetus: It's either fuck yourself, or fuck Sergio
FornicatedxFetus: or any of your other guy friends
The Dark Horcrux: Ass rape one of the following:
A) Alondra
B) Yourself
C) Yo momma
FornicatedxFetus: And A is incorrect!!!
The Dark Horcrux: D) All of the above
FornicatedxFetus: ...EW.
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
The Dark Horcrux: I never chose D
FornicatedxFetus: Get the fuck out.
The Dark Horcrux: D is just a choice
FornicatedxFetus: Now.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I'll talk to you later, my horny little muffin person
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOOOOOUR STEPDAD
FornicatedxFetus: BEND OVER.
FornicatedxFetus: AND JUST LET HIM HIT IT.
The Dark Horcrux is away at 4:12:43 PM.
FornicatedxFetus: AND GET OUT.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: Jose, we need to talk.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: Like, I don't wanna sound mean, but...
FornicatedxFetus: Yeah. I don't think we should talk anymore.
FornicatedxFetus: I don't like you that way, and I don't want you getting the impression that I do.
FornicatedxFetus: And also like, I don't know if we should be friends. I feel we're kinda incompatible. I've been trying to give us time and see what happens...
FornicatedxFetus: But I think as time goes on, I'm disliking you more.
FornicatedxFetus: =\
FornicatedxFetus: Like, sometimes when I read what you write, I feel like spraying your dick with mace.
FornicatedxFetus: So that when you piss, you scream in agony.
FornicatedxFetus: Well, I'd specifically target the peehole.
FornicatedxFetus: And I started to play Ragnarok with Chris.
FornicatedxFetus: And besides liking the game better.
FornicatedxFetus: I like him better.
FornicatedxFetus: Sorry.
FornicatedxFetus: And honestly, if I were to fuck someone.
FornicatedxFetus: It would be him.
FornicatedxFetus: But I wouldn't fuck him, ever.
FornicatedxFetus: So, that's not very good for you.
Auto response from The Dark Horcrux: Maple, homie. No, Alondra.
FornicatedxFetus: =\
FornicatedxFetus: And I'm really trying not to be mean...
FornicatedxFetus: But I think maybe we should keep our distance?
FornicatedxFetus: I mean, I normally have a lot of homework, and although we do have nice conversations...
FornicatedxFetus: I really really think we should be apart. So... take care, babe. =) Maybe some other day we can be friends... just not right now, okay? When your hormones (as well as mine) are chilled. Sooo... goodbyebye, shuga. I hope we stay on good terms. Please don't hate me. =( Just know I'm not really ready for anything that includes you.
While this was going on::
bestestest sn: i feel kinda bad for jose now
bestestest sn: but i told him before i dont like being treated like a sex object
N0cturneShad0w: you like being treated as a sex person
N0cturneShad0w: lol
bestestest sn: not even, lol
bestestest sn: like, i talk about it
bestestest sn: but then i can just change the subject to pokemon cards
bestestest sn: jose is stuck on sex
bestestest sn: with me
bestestest sn: and the conversation wasnt even about that
N0cturneShad0w: what a stupid slutty yeast infected whore
bestestest sn: LOL
bestestest sn: and we were good friends
bestestest sn: but i think he needs more maturing to do
bestestest sn: thing is, although i miss guys liking me
bestestest sn: i dont want a boyfriend
bestestest sn: =\
bestestest sn: lol
bestestest sn: or a fuck buddy
bestestest sn: or anything physical
N0cturneShad0w: just mind orgasms?
bestestest sn: lol, i just like having friends
bestestest sn: and i feel good when i know they like me for me
bestestest sn: but i dont get an ego boost from it
N0cturneShad0w: maybe its because of the bad experiences youve had
N0cturneShad0w: you ralet a boyfriend to prick
N0cturneShad0w: who kinda just wants sex
N0cturneShad0w: and treats you bad
N0cturneShad0w: i know thats what happened to me
N0cturneShad0w: ahahahaha
N0cturneShad0w: but seriously
bestestest sn: yea, i think that could be it
bestestest sn: i dont really like physical contact, to be honest
bestestest sn: i hug people
bestestest sn: but thats about it
bestestest sn: and not even everyone
bestestest sn: only people im close with
N0cturneShad0w: but i gotta go eat dinner
N0cturneShad0w: =(
bestestest sn: byyyyyyyyyye!
bestestest sn: =D
N0cturneShad0w: so goo' bai laydeh
N0cturneShad0w: ;D
N0cturneShad0w: ill be back
bestestest sn: yay!
N0cturneShad0w is away at 7:40:50 PM.