Hehehe.
How to make your ex a rapist:
1) Talk about sex to him one day. Perferably with him.
2) Never talk to him about it ever again.
How to tell if your Exboyfriend is a rapist:
1) He allows you to rip off his balls if you touch them.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (4:58:26 PM): I HOPE YOUR PENIS GETS ERECT, YOU BEND IT BACKWARDS UNTIL YOU CAN LITERALLY FUCK YOURSELF, THEN YOU TWIST IT OFF, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, SUCK IT UNTIL IT CUMS, AND THEN DIE CHOKING ON YOUR OWN COCK AND SPERM!!!
The Dark Horcrux (4:59:18 PM): You know, take off a few of those words and that can possibly be the BEST sentence evar
FornicatedxFetus (4:59:25 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (4:59:30 PM): I told that to Josh today
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:01 PM): Because I asked him "How do I look?"
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:07 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:12 PM): And he's like "Eh. Cute, I guess."
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:22 PM): "Like a POKESLUT!"
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:24 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:26 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:30 PM): I would have probably said that
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:33 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:37 PM): I'd rip your balls off.
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:39 PM): With YOUR hands.
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:48 PM): After you handled them a bit, sure.
2) He feels bad if you stop writing to him for less than a minute.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (5:15:44 PM): What are you doing? Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to concern ME
The Dark Horcrux (5:15:46 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:02 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:04 PM): Sorry babe
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:17 PM): I was looking up pics of makeup
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:19 PM): and clothing
3) He thinks he's special. When he's not.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:53 PM): But bro
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:56 PM): guys in my school
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:58 PM): feeeeeeo.
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:59 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:00 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:12 PM): I'd rather lick ass then them
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:17 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:27 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:35 PM): Funny thing about ass
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:36 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:43 PM): Hmm?
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:50 PM): Today I kissed Chris' ass
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:52 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:55 PM): But with pants on
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:06 PM): My teacher was like "WTF?!"
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:10 PM): I'd better be with pants on
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:12 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:16 PM): LOL, jealous?
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:17 PM): XD
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:24 PM): Kidding.
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:36 PM): No, I just don't want none of his ass cells on my...cells
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:42 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:45 PM): Pfft
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:57 PM): Who'd say you'd get any, anyways?
4) He still feels special. Even when you tell him he ain't gonna get it.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:34:46 PM): I try almost anything
FornicatedxFetus (5:34:46 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:34:54 PM): Almost?
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:02 PM): Don't limit what you do with an almost
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:08 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:12 PM): Well, I don't do you.
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:15 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:22 PM): You don't, but you can
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:29 PM): And maybe, someday, you will
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:31 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:38 PM): And maybe I won't. ;D
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:46 PM): Yeah. I can see that happening
The Dark Horcrux (5:36:15 PM): "Unbutton it....quickly...You know what? Nah. I'm gonna go grab my amazing do-all vibrator"
FornicatedxFetus (5:36:28 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:36:44 PM): Well, I changed my stance about sex.
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:01 PM): Your stance on sex is like the freaking stock market
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:04 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:09 PM): Not that drastic.
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:22 PM): Impossible to predict and always does what less benefits you
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:27 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:57 PM): Well, even if I didn't change my mind, I may not have benefited you at all
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:59 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:38 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:38 PM): Wait, what?
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:39 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:43 PM): I was getting some water
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:45 PM): Nevermind.
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:46 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:53 PM): Oh, you'll benefit me
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:58 PM): Pfffft.
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:13 PM): You'll benefit more from the exchange, anyway
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:18 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:39:23 PM): ::rolls eyes:
FornicatedxFetus (5:39:34 PM): You're all talk, Ortega.
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:36 PM): You know it's true
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:38 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:41 PM): I
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:45 PM): m all talk NOW
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:50 PM): Later, I'll be all benefit
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:52 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:40:12 PM): So yeah, when I'm 137 years old, tell me if by then you think you're mature enough.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:26 PM): Will do, ma'am.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:42 PM): As long as everything you have is still in place and I can see yuo behind your gigantic ass.
FornicatedxFetus (5:40:52 PM): Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:01 PM): That's why I'm going to the gym everyday and dieting.
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:07 PM): To prevent giganticasstitis
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:09 PM): Your ass size times 137
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:14 PM): FUCK YOU.
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:15 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:17 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:24 PM): My ass times two would be too big
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:29 PM): I think 1.5 would be nice, though
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:33 PM): lol
5) You can call him gay. And he'd still hit it.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:50:24 PM): Well, have you ever had a sexuality crisis?
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:41 PM): If I have to ask what it is, I haven't. So no
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:42 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:50:55 PM): Like
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:59 PM): I'm all alone at my house now
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:00 PM): YESSSSSSS
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:03 PM): Have you ever wondered if you were gay?
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:07 PM): Because
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:09 PM): If you were gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:12 PM): that would be okay
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:14 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:15 PM): I mean, cuz hey
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:18 PM): I'd like you anyways
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:20 PM): because you see
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:23 PM): if it were me
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:29 PM): i would feel free to say
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:31 PM): that i was gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:33 PM): but im not gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:34 PM): =D
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:47 PM): When kids made fun of me in like 3rd grade, I kinda thought this way:
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:47 PM): im happy
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:52 PM): just being with you
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:56 PM): so what should it matter to me
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:00 PM): what you do in bed with guys?
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:02 PM): "Apparently, I'm gay. Whatever the hell that means"
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:05 PM): if you were gay.
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:09 PM): id shout HURRAY
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:12 PM): and here id stay
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:15 PM): but i wouldnt get in your way
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:19 PM): you can count on me
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:22 PM): to always be
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:26 PM): beside you everyday
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:30 PM): Listen, anything I wanna do in a bedroom has to do with a woman. I never included a guy in my plan
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:35 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:36 PM): to tell you its okay
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:39 PM): you were just born that way
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:45 PM): and as they say, its in your DNA
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:54 PM): "you're gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:57 PM): ...if you were gay.
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:58 PM): =D
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:03 PM): Dear god
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:04 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:07 PM): Alondra..
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:14 PM): I LOVE PUSSY
FornicatedxFetus (5:53:18 PM): LMAO
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:29 PM): Is that clear to you?
6) You know he's considering going gay because you mentioned it.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (5:54:51 PM): Do you want me to fuck you to prove it?
The Dark Horcrux (5:54:51 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:06 PM): Bah. I have nothing to prove
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:09 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:09 PM): Pfft, that doesn't prove anything.
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:15 PM): Michael Jackson has kids.
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:16 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:19 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:27 PM): Hmm...
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:53 PM): ISince my mind isn't arguing wether I'm gay or not, I'll have your mind argue about it
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:40 PM): Yeah, but I find it weird that you have never thought about it
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:44 PM): Most people I know have
The Dark Horcrux (5:56:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:50 PM): That's how you know you're straight
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:05 PM): I just never really found anything appealing in a man
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:14 PM): EXCUSE ME for not liking cock, OK?
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:18 PM): I'M SORRY
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:21 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:26 PM): You should be
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:27 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:37 PM): You never know what you're missing ;D
The Dark Horcrux (5:58:00 PM): Err...ok
7) He has sexual fantasies about you. But you tell him to fuck off.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:49 PM): Ooooh
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:50 PM): Right
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:52 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:53 PM): I
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:55 PM): Am
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:56 PM): So
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:57 PM): Freaking
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:01 PM): ........
FornicatedxFetus (7:25:14 PM): Just go into your room and masturbate
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:22 PM): My house is full of twelve year olds
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:26 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:31 PM): Not the biggest turn on
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:32 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:34 PM): Man...
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:48 PM): If I could put my hands through my computer and actually reach you
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:54 PM): I would pull you through
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:55 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:11 PM): "GET YOUR ASS OVA HERE!"
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:17 PM): No!
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:20 PM): ::signs off::
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:22 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:34 PM): Well, if I was alone, I would totally do that
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:37 PM): If I could
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:38 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:42 PM): I'd block you
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:43 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:52 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:59 PM): You can't block me!
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:00 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux direct connection is closed (7:28:05 PM).
The Dark Horcrux signed off at 7:28:05 PM.
The Dark Horcrux signed on at 7:28:15 PM.
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:16 PM): Oh hell no
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:17 PM): Ta da.
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:19 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:23 PM): HEYL NO
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:25 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:29 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:38 PM): I would pull you through before you blocked me
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:51 PM): And if you landed in my lap...you wouldn't get off it
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:55 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:58 PM): That's rape, Jose
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:59 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:17 PM): Not if you stay there voluntarily
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:22 PM): I won't
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:22 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:33 PM): You will >:o
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:37 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:40 PM): Pffft.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:07 PM): You know you would
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:08 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:27 PM): But you'd be like, "PUT ON AA CONDOM BEFORE YOU CUM, FUCKER!"
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:31 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:42 PM): Yea, right.
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:45 PM): Mmmhmm.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:52 PM): Have all the sexual fantasies you want.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:53 PM): mmmhmmm INDEED
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:58 PM): Yeah
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:02 PM): I'm allowed to dream
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:04 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:10 PM): Ain't nothing you can do about it
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:13 PM): Except block me
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:14 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:45 PM): Well, actually, if you landed on it, it would most likely hurt
8) You talk about fucking other guys. That only turns him on more.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (7:31:57 PM): Sorry if it takes a while for me to type
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:03 PM): I'm having cybersex with Chris
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:07 PM): .............
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:13 PM): That's fucking great
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:16 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:17 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:19 PM): kidding
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:20 PM): <3
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:21 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:29 PM): Yooou got jealous
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:32 PM): Yooou got jealous
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:37 PM): Well, duh
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:39 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:40 PM): Lalala lalala
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:41 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:48 PM): Do you have any idea how horny I am right now?
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:51 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:07 PM): ::continues to have cybersex with Chris::
The Dark Horcrux (7:33:11 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:24 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:26 PM): now he signed on
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:31 PM): LOL!!
The Dark Horcrux (7:33:37 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:39 PM): I just noticed
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:50 PM): That my exboyfriend is right before you on my AIM thing
The Dark Horcrux (7:35:11 PM): Hmmm
FornicatedxFetus (7:35:23 PM): I'd give you his sn
FornicatedxFetus (7:35:28 PM): but you'd get all stalkerish
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:13 PM): Hey Jose ;D
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:20 PM): Err
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:28 PM): I want to suck your brother's dick
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:29 PM): Give me his s/n
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:34 PM): lmaooooo
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:36 PM): I have no brother
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:38 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:42 PM): Fuck
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:44 PM): Sister, then
The Dark Horcrux (7:37:47 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:37:51 PM): Wow
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:02 PM): I want to lick YOUR pussy. None of your sibling's
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:04 PM): :-(
FornicatedxFetus (7:38:18 PM): Well, all I have is my brother..
FornicatedxFetus (7:38:20 PM): LMAO
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:33 PM): THat's disgusting.
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:33 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:39:02 PM): Just eating you out would be enough to satisfy me for at least a month
The Dark Horcrux (7:39:04 PM): >.>
9) You talk about Christ. That turns him on more. O_O
Example:
ornicatedxFetus (7:39:49 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:39:53 PM): You poor child
FornicatedxFetus (7:39:56 PM): ::pats on head:
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:01 PM): You must see the light of Christ
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:02 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:05 PM): NO
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:07 PM): DO NOT
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:09 PM): START THAT SHIT
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:10 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:16 PM): Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepare thee the way of the Lord
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:39 PM): In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, of absolve thee of thy sins.
The Dark Horcrux (7:41:21 PM): I love you in the most sexual way ever
The Dark Horcrux (7:41:25 PM): lol
10) He likes it when you are a bitch to him.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:29 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:31 PM): well
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:38 PM): i <3 ya
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:42 PM): in a ...ehhh way
FornicatedxFetus (7:43:20 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (7:43:44 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:43:53 PM): You just plain love me :D
FornicatedxFetus (7:44:11 PM): Uhhhh...
FornicatedxFetus (7:44:16 PM): sure. let's leave it at that.
The Dark Horcrux (7:44:34 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:44:49 PM): You have been...
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:01 PM): Exquisite these past two weeks
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:08 PM): By being a bitch to you?
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:09 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:40 PM): Exquisite as in you've given me things to talk about and calmed my penis
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:41 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:54 PM): Damn right, sucka
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:57 PM): Alo ain't no hoe.
11) He lies and say he actually likes not talking about sex, because he knows he's not getting any.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:08 PM): I liked the talk we just had
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:20 PM): Not everything I enjoy has to do with sex, ya know
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:47 PM): All the time through that convo, I was thinking "Wow, this is a good conversation
12) He brings up old shit.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:31 PM): Hmmmm
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:35 PM): Alondra
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:59 PM): Would we actually have had sex if we had kept on going the year before last?
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:01 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:13 PM): Damn
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:16 PM): It was that long ago?
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:21 PM): Wait, not it wasn't
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:25 PM): It was last year in the summer
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:33 PM): WHATEVER\
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:34 PM): You mean if we had dated from then until now?
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:47 PM): If we had continued the relationship
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:57 PM): Doubt it.
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:58 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:08 PM): Hmmmm
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:13 PM): I don't
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:16 PM): We didn't date or anything
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:25 PM): We were going to!
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:27 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:30 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:34 PM): You went all pussyish
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:41 PM): "Oh, wait until I'm 16"
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:42 PM): IF WE HAD CONTINUED, FOOL
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:51 PM): I would have started off highschool
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:52 PM): DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:54 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:56 PM): And met someone else
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:03 PM): Who was actually there
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:17 PM): And honey
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:21 PM): You're really bipolar
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:27 PM): Like, right now we talk
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:30 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:35 PM): But I bet in less than a month, you'll hate me again
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:41 PM): Er...no
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:45 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:47 PM): Mmhmm.
13) You owned him. Totally. LOL.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (8:02:40 PM): I should have hated you when you sent me that bitchy message, but I didn't. Why? Because only the old me would get pissed at a message that looks like it was written while you were obviously under stress
FornicatedxFetus (8:02:58 PM): Which bitchy one/
FornicatedxFetus (8:02:59 PM): ?
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:00 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:05 PM): "OMG, YOU FUCKER! "MEH" IS FOR GAY PEO;PLE!
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:10 PM): LOL!!!!
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:10 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:17 PM): Well, okay
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:23 PM): It's just, my ex used to talk like that
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:28 PM): You realized what I replied to that message?
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:28 PM): To like, play with me
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:36 PM): "Alright."
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:40 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:52 PM): It was nice and simple so you wouldn't get pissed at me
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:54 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:21 PM): If I didn't feel like making an effort, I would have just ended it there, no?
FornicatedxFetus (8:04:37 PM): What are you making an effort to do? Get in my pants?
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:44 PM): "Whoa, this bitch has fallen OFF HER WAGON. Fuck DIS"
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:54 PM): Excuse me?
FornicatedxFetus (8:05:08 PM): You read me.
FornicatedxFetus (8:05:34 PM): I'm not giving my trust out like free samples
14) You talk about the past. And the future. And in both cases, you pwn him.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (8:11:28 PM): I do stupid things, but I'm not stupid.
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:04 PM): I used to do things to win people back
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:08 PM): Now I couldn't care less
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:26 PM): Because the people that care about me can't stay angry at me for something stupid
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:34 PM): And I feel every argument we had before was stupid
The Dark Horcrux (8:12:55 PM): Our last arguement..
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:59 PM): WAS STUPID.
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:06 PM): "YOU LOOK SLUTTY IN YOUR MYSPACE PICS!"
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:12 PM): That was such bullshit on my part
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:14 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (8:13:30 PM): Yeah, well you were still triteful about me
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:31 PM): I could feel the bullshit rising off the sentence
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:46 PM): UNDECENT!
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:47 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (8:13:49 PM): And said shit to Amelia "Oh, she took off those slutty pics. I guess my words got to her."
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:02 PM): YES
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:06 PM): I remember that
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:10 PM): Yeah, I do too.
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:11 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:14 PM): And stuff to Terry
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:45 PM): "Oh, it's cuz she kept rising levels in RS, and she's in a higher math" and when I was reading that
FornicatedxFetus (8:15:00 PM): I was like "Brooo, dis bitch gotz isssues. And I must have too for liking him."
15) You can diss him, but no matter what, he still wants to talk to you.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (8:20:42 PM): So what else is there for you to tell me?
The Dark Horcrux (8:20:59 PM): Name something you want me to tell you
The Dark Horcrux (8:21:03 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:21:43 PM): I have no idea, since I don't know what you think
FornicatedxFetus (8:21:46 PM): If you think...
The Dark Horcrux (8:21:55 PM): I think
The Dark Horcrux (8:22:01 PM): WIth more than one head, ya know
16) He won't leave you the fuck alone.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (9:00:53 PM): DOWNLOAD MAPLE
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:01 PM): I promise you'll never reach me
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:02 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:06 PM): Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:09 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:09 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:14 PM): I don't wanna
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:20 PM): But, this is like the best stage ever
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:22 PM): Go snort some crack and leave me alone
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:23 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:31 PM): I'm getting EXP like if I was a level 40
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:40 PM): 18% an hour. That's an INSANE pace
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:47 PM): And dying like you're level 1
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:49 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:50 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:51 PM): Yeah
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:58 PM): The monsters I'm killing right now..
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:01 PM): 18% an HOUR?!
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:03 PM): FUCK YOU.
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:09 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU.
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:12 PM): That's for level 40s
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:13 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:32 PM): At level one, it takes like 2 minutes max to level
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:35 PM): Why the fuck would I want to play a game that will take me days to gain a level?
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:36 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:59 PM): BECAUSE IT'S THE CUTEST SHIT SINCE
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:01 PM): errr..
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:06 PM): What's cute and popular?
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:10 PM): SNOOPY
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:12 PM): Pikachu ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:21 PM): Snoopy pwns Pikachu
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:23 PM): NOW PLAY
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:24 PM): Fuck you
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:25 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:25 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:28 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:28 PM): Just for that
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:32 PM): I'll never ever ever play
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:33 PM): REALLY, like, download it
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:34 PM): Ever
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:37 PM): PLEASE
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:37 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:38 PM): :-(
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:41 PM): CHONGA!
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:46 PM): :'(
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:48 PM): really, like, download it
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:49 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:56 PM): Oh gosh, don't make that face!
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:57 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:02 PM): :'(
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:04 PM): :'(
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:06 PM): :'(
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:07 PM): You know what, just so I don't have to see that facr
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:09 PM): *face
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:12 PM): Goodnight, Jose
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:15 PM): 0_0
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:20 PM): DOWN
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:21 PM): LOAD
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:22 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:27 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:28 PM): DOWN
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:30 PM): HEEL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:31 PM): SIT
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:33 PM): STAY
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:34 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:36 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:37 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:45 PM): I want you to play with me!
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:48 PM): Not in that way
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:50 PM): 0_0
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:55 PM): Well, yes in that way
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:03 PM): But you're happy with what you can get
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:07 PM): and it ain't that way either
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:08 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:13 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:13 PM): Besides
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:16 PM): you say I try too hard
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:25 PM): You TRIED too hard
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:28 PM): ED at the end
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:33 PM): I still try hard
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:43 PM): I like being le sex
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:46 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:06:07 PM): So fuck you, fuck Maple, fuck Runescape, fuck MMORPGS and ... fuck you again.
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:19 PM): With pleasure
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:29 PM): YOu really like saying that to me, dontcha?
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:30 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:09 PM): I want youb to download MapleStory.
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:12 PM): youb*
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:14 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:16 PM): fine
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:18 PM): youb can
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:19 PM): I won't
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:26 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:47 PM): I know death metal guys that play maple
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:55 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:56 PM): in fact, look at my maplestory group
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:01 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:09 PM): For all you know, they might take me away from you ;D
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:16 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:22 PM): I'll take that risk. Now play
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:26 PM): Nooooo!
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:27 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:29 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:31 PM): WHY NOT?
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:32 PM): I don't want to be addicted to games
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:37 PM): I'M ON MY ONLINE-KNEES
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:38 PM): PLAY
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:43 PM): It took a long time to get away from my PS2
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:48 PM): I thought I had evolved
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:50 PM): So screw you
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:52 PM): Hard.
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:54 PM): With a metal
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:56 PM): pointy
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:57 PM): dildo
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:00 PM): 37 feet long
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:07 PM): I was with you until the metal part
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:28 PM): >=(
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:31 PM): Jose!!!
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:31 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:34 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:40 PM): I really don't wanna play
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:43 PM): Maybe some other time
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:46 PM): Like, during the summer
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:59 PM): Maple is more interactive than RuneScape
FornicatedxFetus (9:10:06 PM): I know, I've played
17) You talk about your exboyfriend (Josh). He responds with:
The Dark Horcrux (9:59:59 PM): Talking to you in general makes me horny
18) You talk about Godspell...
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:18 PM): Alondra..
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:22 PM): Thanks
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:35 PM): You are so effective in removing horniness
19) He wants to know about your ex.
The Dark Horcrux (10:38:52 PM): Anything else about this Josh you'd like to share?
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:05 PM): he kisses awesome
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:07 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:39:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:27 PM): and yea
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:32 PM): our first date was awesome
20) He tries to be nice. And fails miserably.
The Dark Horcrux (10:43:47 PM): Juniet logged in
FornicatedxFetus (10:43:59 PM): i needed to know this because...?
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:02 PM): you're fucking her
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:02 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:06 PM): She never logs in
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:10 PM): No, you're enough
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:12 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:22 PM): Aww
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:26 PM): That was...
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:31 PM): crappy.
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:33 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:36 PM): Ok
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:51 PM): You satisfy my every need and my every desire
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:11 PM): As hot as an icecube.
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:14 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:24 PM): I was about to write another sentence
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:43 PM): But you totally ruined my romantic drive
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:49 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:53 PM): like you had one
FornicatedxFetus (10:46:06 PM): like you can HAVE one
The Dark Horcrux (10:46:39 PM): I have one
The Dark Horcrux (10:46:40 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:46:52 PM): pffffffft
21) He wants to rape you. O_O
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:34 PM): another dude on gaia
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:42 PM): much cooler than maple
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:43 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:53:58 PM): Hell no
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:31 PM): Alondra, if we're EVER someplace together...and we're secluded from the public...
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:34 PM): Fear me
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:43 PM): In fact, never get into a situation like that
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:45 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:34 PM): I'm bringing a taser
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:39 PM): everywhere I go now
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:40 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (10:55:56 PM): lol
22) He really really really wants to rape you.
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:28 PM): Alondra, I'm really gonna rape you
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:33 PM): Unless you enjoy it halfway
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:38 PM): Then I'll stop and walk away
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:41 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:58:50 PM): Fuck that, I'll go fuck Freddy, then
The Dark Horcrux (10:59:19 PM): I have the greatest mental image of you sitting on me
The Dark Horcrux (10:59:23 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:59:56 PM): I have the greatest mental image of me fucking Freddy
FornicatedxFetus (10:59:58 PM): ooooh
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:00 PM): how you like that?
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:01 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:01 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:02 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:25 PM): I don't care. All I can think about right now is...
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:31 PM): Argh
23) You got him begging.
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:42 PM): You make me say some things, Alondra
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:49 PM): You basically make me beg
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:53 PM): That' not right
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:54 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:02 PM): Well, I like it
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:03 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:05 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:18 PM): You know what the strongest position is, right?
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:23 PM): On your knees, bitch.
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:24 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:25 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:52 PM): All I can think about right now is you pussy. That's how much you have me in control
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:55 PM): your*
The Dark Horcrux (11:05:02 PM): Possessive form of you
The Dark Horcrux (11:05:08 PM): lol
24) He admits he's insane.
he Dark Horcrux (11:06:03 PM): What I'd do to you if you were in front of me right now, I wouldn't know
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:11 PM): And don't say "bah, you won't do shit"
FornicatedxFetus (11:06:13 PM): nothing
FornicatedxFetus (11:06:15 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:22 PM): Because I'm SURE...at this moment..
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:24 PM): That I'm insane
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:25 PM): lmao
25) He likes the pussy he's never had. LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:08:56 PM): God, I hope no one in the street saw me
The Dark Horcrux (11:09:05 PM): I think you could see how hard I was a mile away
The Dark Horcrux (11:09:07 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (11:09:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:00 PM): ...with a very big telescope
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:02 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:04 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:19 PM): babe
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:21 PM): im sleepy
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:23 PM): =(
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:25 PM): So am I
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:28 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:33 PM): get your horny ass to sleep, then
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:37 PM): I can't
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:38 PM): how many times have you cummed today?
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:39 PM): Say something
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:40 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:42 PM): Once
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:45 PM): Not enuff
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:47 PM): when?
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:47 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:57 PM): Like 3 hours ago
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:58 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:00 PM): how?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:13 PM): By eating a lollipop
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:16 PM): How ya think?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:17 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:21 PM): did you masturbate?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:26 PM): Yes
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:30 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:33 PM): why?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:40 PM): You just wanted to hear that, didn't you?
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:49 PM): why?
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:15 PM): and yes, i wanted to hear that
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:17 PM): so come on
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:22 PM): tell my why you masturbated
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:40 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:48 PM): I felt like it
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:50 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:55 PM): come on
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:56 PM): say it
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:40 PM): You. I want your pussy. I want to feel your wet pussy on my cock
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:46 PM): But I CAN"T
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:48 PM): So
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:58 PM): My hand is almost the next best thing
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:03 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:10 PM): you could take out a rib and blow yourself
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:12 PM): omg omg omg
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:14 PM): LYNDSEY!
The Dark Horcrux (11:14:15 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:16 PM): <3333333333
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:47 PM): I love her more than than than
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:48 PM): sex
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:49 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:14:56 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:03 PM): Time for me to go, sex muffin
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:11 PM): sex muffin?
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:17 PM): who the fuck fucks a muffin?
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:17 PM): We agreed on that
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:29 PM): It's either that or HO
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:32 PM): Pick one
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:38 PM): why not Alo?
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:39 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:45 PM): Because that's horrible
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:54 PM): FUCK YOU
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:58 PM): Pikachu, nigga
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:59 PM): Or.
26) He REALLY likes your pussy.
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:34 PM): FornicatedxFetus (11:14:23 PM): THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:26 PM): LYNDSEY!
rogue13sugah (11:14:51 PM): MY ANGEL!!!! ::sings aerosmith song::
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:55 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:04 PM): I would rather be a virgin for life than without you
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:05 PM): =D
rogue13sugah (11:15:23 PM): AWWWWWW
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:31 PM): You make me so happy!
rogue13sugah (11:15:37 PM): thats the sweetest think ive ever heard =DDD
rogue13sugah (11:15:52 PM): YOU MAKE ME HAPPY!! You always make me smile
rogue13sugah (11:16:00 PM): and make me feel special =))
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:21 PM): i love you sooo much!
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:22 PM): =D
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:49 PM): ^^why cant you be like her?
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:50 PM): Huh?
The Dark Horcrux (11:16:58 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:17 PM): Why cant you be naked and on my cock right now?
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:22 PM): Because it's not meant to be
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:27 PM): Get used to it
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:33 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:17:34 PM): fuck you, ho
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:50 PM): Ok
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:55 PM): Time to go cum
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:05 PM): go have fun
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:06 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:09 PM): I shall speak to you tomorrooooooow
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:15 PM): and dont forget to brush your teeth!!!
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:21 PM): 0_0
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:24 PM): EXCUSE ME?
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:31 PM): TOMORROW
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:34 PM): ...brush your teeth?
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:35 PM): TODAY
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:36 PM): ASSHOLE
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:37 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:38 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:42 PM): Bye!@
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:46 PM): YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT LEAST IN MORNING AND NIGHT
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:55 PM): Dont say bye to me with that filthy mouth!
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:56 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:58 PM): byyyyyyyyyyye!
27) He really expect you to just let him hit it.
FornicatedxFetus: GET THE FUCK OUT.
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: Which I've been doing a lot of lately
The Dark Horcrux: :-(
FornicatedxFetus: SHOO! SHOO!
The Dark Horcrux: Apologize
The Dark Horcrux: >;O
The Dark Horcrux: >:o*
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux: I'll take that as an apology. Wanting to fuck me is a nice gesture of love.
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: ASS RAPE YOURSELF.
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A BROOMSTICK.
The Dark Horcrux: I'd rather ass rape you :D
FornicatedxFetus: Too bad
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: That's not one of the choices
FornicatedxFetus: It's either fuck yourself, or fuck Sergio
FornicatedxFetus: or any of your other guy friends
The Dark Horcrux: Ass rape one of the following:
A) Alondra
B) Yourself
C) Yo momma
FornicatedxFetus: And A is incorrect!!!
The Dark Horcrux: D) All of the above
FornicatedxFetus: ...EW.
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
The Dark Horcrux: I never chose D
FornicatedxFetus: Get the fuck out.
The Dark Horcrux: D is just a choice
FornicatedxFetus: Now.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I'll talk to you later, my horny little muffin person
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOOOOOUR STEPDAD
FornicatedxFetus: BEND OVER.
FornicatedxFetus: AND JUST LET HIM HIT IT.
The Dark Horcrux is away at 4:12:43 PM.
FornicatedxFetus: AND GET OUT.
I think I'll let this shit keep going until next week. Then I'll block him on myspace and AIM. =D HA, MOTHERFUCKER!!! LOL. It just feels good to have control. I don't like him, and in fact, I really dislike him. And it may be mean to get revenge... but it's never felt nicer. LOL.
1) Talk about sex to him one day. Perferably with him.
2) Never talk to him about it ever again.
How to tell if your Exboyfriend is a rapist:
1) He allows you to rip off his balls if you touch them.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (4:58:26 PM): I HOPE YOUR PENIS GETS ERECT, YOU BEND IT BACKWARDS UNTIL YOU CAN LITERALLY FUCK YOURSELF, THEN YOU TWIST IT OFF, PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, SUCK IT UNTIL IT CUMS, AND THEN DIE CHOKING ON YOUR OWN COCK AND SPERM!!!
The Dark Horcrux (4:59:18 PM): You know, take off a few of those words and that can possibly be the BEST sentence evar
FornicatedxFetus (4:59:25 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (4:59:30 PM): I told that to Josh today
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:01 PM): Because I asked him "How do I look?"
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:07 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:12 PM): And he's like "Eh. Cute, I guess."
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:22 PM): "Like a POKESLUT!"
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:24 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:26 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:30 PM): I would have probably said that
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:33 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:37 PM): I'd rip your balls off.
FornicatedxFetus (5:00:39 PM): With YOUR hands.
The Dark Horcrux (5:00:48 PM): After you handled them a bit, sure.
2) He feels bad if you stop writing to him for less than a minute.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (5:15:44 PM): What are you doing? Whatever it is, it doesn't seem to concern ME
The Dark Horcrux (5:15:46 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:02 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:04 PM): Sorry babe
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:17 PM): I was looking up pics of makeup
FornicatedxFetus (5:16:19 PM): and clothing
3) He thinks he's special. When he's not.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:53 PM): But bro
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:56 PM): guys in my school
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:58 PM): feeeeeeo.
FornicatedxFetus (5:31:59 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:00 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:12 PM): I'd rather lick ass then them
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:17 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:27 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:35 PM): Funny thing about ass
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:36 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:32:43 PM): Hmm?
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:50 PM): Today I kissed Chris' ass
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:52 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:32:55 PM): But with pants on
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:06 PM): My teacher was like "WTF?!"
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:10 PM): I'd better be with pants on
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:12 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:16 PM): LOL, jealous?
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:17 PM): XD
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:24 PM): Kidding.
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:36 PM): No, I just don't want none of his ass cells on my...cells
The Dark Horcrux (5:33:42 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:45 PM): Pfft
FornicatedxFetus (5:33:57 PM): Who'd say you'd get any, anyways?
4) He still feels special. Even when you tell him he ain't gonna get it.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:34:46 PM): I try almost anything
FornicatedxFetus (5:34:46 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:34:54 PM): Almost?
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:02 PM): Don't limit what you do with an almost
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:08 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:12 PM): Well, I don't do you.
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:15 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:22 PM): You don't, but you can
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:29 PM): And maybe, someday, you will
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:31 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:35:38 PM): And maybe I won't. ;D
The Dark Horcrux (5:35:46 PM): Yeah. I can see that happening
The Dark Horcrux (5:36:15 PM): "Unbutton it....quickly...You know what? Nah. I'm gonna go grab my amazing do-all vibrator"
FornicatedxFetus (5:36:28 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:36:44 PM): Well, I changed my stance about sex.
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:01 PM): Your stance on sex is like the freaking stock market
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:04 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:09 PM): Not that drastic.
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:22 PM): Impossible to predict and always does what less benefits you
The Dark Horcrux (5:37:27 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:57 PM): Well, even if I didn't change my mind, I may not have benefited you at all
FornicatedxFetus (5:37:59 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:38 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:38 PM): Wait, what?
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:39 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:43 PM): I was getting some water
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:45 PM): Nevermind.
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:46 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (5:38:53 PM): Oh, you'll benefit me
FornicatedxFetus (5:38:58 PM): Pfffft.
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:13 PM): You'll benefit more from the exchange, anyway
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:18 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:39:23 PM): ::rolls eyes:
FornicatedxFetus (5:39:34 PM): You're all talk, Ortega.
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:36 PM): You know it's true
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:38 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:41 PM): I
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:45 PM): m all talk NOW
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:50 PM): Later, I'll be all benefit
The Dark Horcrux (5:39:52 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:40:12 PM): So yeah, when I'm 137 years old, tell me if by then you think you're mature enough.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:26 PM): Will do, ma'am.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:42 PM): As long as everything you have is still in place and I can see yuo behind your gigantic ass.
FornicatedxFetus (5:40:52 PM): Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux (5:40:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:01 PM): That's why I'm going to the gym everyday and dieting.
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:07 PM): To prevent giganticasstitis
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:09 PM): Your ass size times 137
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:14 PM): FUCK YOU.
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:15 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:17 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:24 PM): My ass times two would be too big
FornicatedxFetus (5:41:29 PM): I think 1.5 would be nice, though
The Dark Horcrux (5:41:33 PM): lol
5) You can call him gay. And he'd still hit it.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (5:50:24 PM): Well, have you ever had a sexuality crisis?
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:41 PM): If I have to ask what it is, I haven't. So no
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:42 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:50:55 PM): Like
The Dark Horcrux (5:50:59 PM): I'm all alone at my house now
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:00 PM): YESSSSSSS
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:03 PM): Have you ever wondered if you were gay?
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:07 PM): Because
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:09 PM): If you were gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:12 PM): that would be okay
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:14 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:15 PM): I mean, cuz hey
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:18 PM): I'd like you anyways
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:20 PM): because you see
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:23 PM): if it were me
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:29 PM): i would feel free to say
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:31 PM): that i was gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:33 PM): but im not gay
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:34 PM): =D
The Dark Horcrux (5:51:47 PM): When kids made fun of me in like 3rd grade, I kinda thought this way:
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:47 PM): im happy
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:52 PM): just being with you
FornicatedxFetus (5:51:56 PM): so what should it matter to me
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:00 PM): what you do in bed with guys?
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:02 PM): "Apparently, I'm gay. Whatever the hell that means"
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:05 PM): if you were gay.
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:09 PM): id shout HURRAY
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:12 PM): and here id stay
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:15 PM): but i wouldnt get in your way
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:19 PM): you can count on me
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:22 PM): to always be
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:26 PM): beside you everyday
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:30 PM): Listen, anything I wanna do in a bedroom has to do with a woman. I never included a guy in my plan
The Dark Horcrux (5:52:35 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:36 PM): to tell you its okay
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:39 PM): you were just born that way
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:45 PM): and as they say, its in your DNA
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:54 PM): "you're gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!"
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:57 PM): ...if you were gay.
FornicatedxFetus (5:52:58 PM): =D
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:03 PM): Dear god
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:04 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:07 PM): Alondra..
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:14 PM): I LOVE PUSSY
FornicatedxFetus (5:53:18 PM): LMAO
The Dark Horcrux (5:53:29 PM): Is that clear to you?
6) You know he's considering going gay because you mentioned it.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (5:54:51 PM): Do you want me to fuck you to prove it?
The Dark Horcrux (5:54:51 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:06 PM): Bah. I have nothing to prove
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:09 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:09 PM): Pfft, that doesn't prove anything.
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:15 PM): Michael Jackson has kids.
FornicatedxFetus (5:55:16 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:19 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:27 PM): Hmm...
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:53 PM): ISince my mind isn't arguing wether I'm gay or not, I'll have your mind argue about it
The Dark Horcrux (5:55:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:40 PM): Yeah, but I find it weird that you have never thought about it
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:44 PM): Most people I know have
The Dark Horcrux (5:56:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:56:50 PM): That's how you know you're straight
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:05 PM): I just never really found anything appealing in a man
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:14 PM): EXCUSE ME for not liking cock, OK?
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:18 PM): I'M SORRY
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:21 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:26 PM): You should be
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:27 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (5:57:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (5:57:37 PM): You never know what you're missing ;D
The Dark Horcrux (5:58:00 PM): Err...ok
7) He has sexual fantasies about you. But you tell him to fuck off.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:49 PM): Ooooh
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:50 PM): Right
The Dark Horcrux (7:23:52 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:53 PM): I
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:55 PM): Am
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:56 PM): So
The Dark Horcrux (7:24:57 PM): Freaking
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:01 PM): ........
FornicatedxFetus (7:25:14 PM): Just go into your room and masturbate
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:22 PM): My house is full of twelve year olds
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:26 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:31 PM): Not the biggest turn on
The Dark Horcrux (7:25:32 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:34 PM): Man...
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:48 PM): If I could put my hands through my computer and actually reach you
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:54 PM): I would pull you through
The Dark Horcrux (7:26:55 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:11 PM): "GET YOUR ASS OVA HERE!"
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:17 PM): No!
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:20 PM): ::signs off::
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:22 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:34 PM): Well, if I was alone, I would totally do that
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:37 PM): If I could
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:38 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:42 PM): I'd block you
FornicatedxFetus (7:27:43 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:52 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:27:59 PM): You can't block me!
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:00 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux direct connection is closed (7:28:05 PM).
The Dark Horcrux signed off at 7:28:05 PM.
The Dark Horcrux signed on at 7:28:15 PM.
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:16 PM): Oh hell no
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:17 PM): Ta da.
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:19 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:23 PM): HEYL NO
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:25 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:29 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:38 PM): I would pull you through before you blocked me
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:51 PM): And if you landed in my lap...you wouldn't get off it
The Dark Horcrux (7:28:55 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:58 PM): That's rape, Jose
FornicatedxFetus (7:28:59 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:17 PM): Not if you stay there voluntarily
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:22 PM): I won't
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:22 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:33 PM): You will >:o
The Dark Horcrux (7:29:37 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:29:40 PM): Pffft.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:07 PM): You know you would
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:08 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:27 PM): But you'd be like, "PUT ON AA CONDOM BEFORE YOU CUM, FUCKER!"
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:31 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:42 PM): Yea, right.
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:45 PM): Mmmhmm.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:30:52 PM): Have all the sexual fantasies you want.
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:53 PM): mmmhmmm INDEED
The Dark Horcrux (7:30:58 PM): Yeah
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:02 PM): I'm allowed to dream
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:04 PM): >.>
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:10 PM): Ain't nothing you can do about it
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:13 PM): Except block me
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:14 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:31:45 PM): Well, actually, if you landed on it, it would most likely hurt
8) You talk about fucking other guys. That only turns him on more.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (7:31:57 PM): Sorry if it takes a while for me to type
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:03 PM): I'm having cybersex with Chris
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:07 PM): .............
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:13 PM): That's fucking great
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:16 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:17 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:19 PM): kidding
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:20 PM): <3
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:21 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:29 PM): Yooou got jealous
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:32 PM): Yooou got jealous
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:37 PM): Well, duh
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:39 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:40 PM): Lalala lalala
FornicatedxFetus (7:32:41 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:48 PM): Do you have any idea how horny I am right now?
The Dark Horcrux (7:32:51 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:07 PM): ::continues to have cybersex with Chris::
The Dark Horcrux (7:33:11 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:24 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:26 PM): now he signed on
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:31 PM): LOL!!
The Dark Horcrux (7:33:37 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:39 PM): I just noticed
FornicatedxFetus (7:33:50 PM): That my exboyfriend is right before you on my AIM thing
The Dark Horcrux (7:35:11 PM): Hmmm
FornicatedxFetus (7:35:23 PM): I'd give you his sn
FornicatedxFetus (7:35:28 PM): but you'd get all stalkerish
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:13 PM): Hey Jose ;D
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:20 PM): Err
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:28 PM): I want to suck your brother's dick
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:29 PM): Give me his s/n
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:34 PM): lmaooooo
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:36 PM): I have no brother
The Dark Horcrux (7:36:38 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:42 PM): Fuck
FornicatedxFetus (7:36:44 PM): Sister, then
The Dark Horcrux (7:37:47 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (7:37:51 PM): Wow
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:02 PM): I want to lick YOUR pussy. None of your sibling's
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:04 PM): :-(
FornicatedxFetus (7:38:18 PM): Well, all I have is my brother..
FornicatedxFetus (7:38:20 PM): LMAO
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:33 PM): THat's disgusting.
The Dark Horcrux (7:38:33 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:39:02 PM): Just eating you out would be enough to satisfy me for at least a month
The Dark Horcrux (7:39:04 PM): >.>
9) You talk about Christ. That turns him on more. O_O
Example:
ornicatedxFetus (7:39:49 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:39:53 PM): You poor child
FornicatedxFetus (7:39:56 PM): ::pats on head:
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:01 PM): You must see the light of Christ
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:02 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:05 PM): NO
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:07 PM): DO NOT
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:09 PM): START THAT SHIT
The Dark Horcrux (7:40:10 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:16 PM): Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepare thee the way of the Lord
FornicatedxFetus (7:40:39 PM): In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, of absolve thee of thy sins.
The Dark Horcrux (7:41:21 PM): I love you in the most sexual way ever
The Dark Horcrux (7:41:25 PM): lol
10) He likes it when you are a bitch to him.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:29 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:31 PM): well
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:38 PM): i <3 ya
FornicatedxFetus (7:42:42 PM): in a ...ehhh way
FornicatedxFetus (7:43:20 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (7:43:44 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:43:53 PM): You just plain love me :D
FornicatedxFetus (7:44:11 PM): Uhhhh...
FornicatedxFetus (7:44:16 PM): sure. let's leave it at that.
The Dark Horcrux (7:44:34 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (7:44:49 PM): You have been...
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:01 PM): Exquisite these past two weeks
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:08 PM): By being a bitch to you?
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:09 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:40 PM): Exquisite as in you've given me things to talk about and calmed my penis
The Dark Horcrux (7:45:41 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:54 PM): Damn right, sucka
FornicatedxFetus (7:45:57 PM): Alo ain't no hoe.
11) He lies and say he actually likes not talking about sex, because he knows he's not getting any.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:08 PM): I liked the talk we just had
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:20 PM): Not everything I enjoy has to do with sex, ya know
The Dark Horcrux (7:48:47 PM): All the time through that convo, I was thinking "Wow, this is a good conversation
12) He brings up old shit.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:31 PM): Hmmmm
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:35 PM): Alondra
The Dark Horcrux (7:58:59 PM): Would we actually have had sex if we had kept on going the year before last?
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:01 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:13 PM): Damn
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:16 PM): It was that long ago?
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:21 PM): Wait, not it wasn't
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:25 PM): It was last year in the summer
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:33 PM): WHATEVER\
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:34 PM): You mean if we had dated from then until now?
The Dark Horcrux (7:59:47 PM): If we had continued the relationship
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:57 PM): Doubt it.
FornicatedxFetus (7:59:58 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:08 PM): Hmmmm
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:13 PM): I don't
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:16 PM): We didn't date or anything
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:25 PM): We were going to!
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:27 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:30 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:34 PM): You went all pussyish
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:41 PM): "Oh, wait until I'm 16"
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:42 PM): IF WE HAD CONTINUED, FOOL
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:51 PM): I would have started off highschool
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:52 PM): DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION
The Dark Horcrux (8:00:54 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:00:56 PM): And met someone else
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:03 PM): Who was actually there
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:17 PM): And honey
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:21 PM): You're really bipolar
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:27 PM): Like, right now we talk
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:30 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:35 PM): But I bet in less than a month, you'll hate me again
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:41 PM): Er...no
The Dark Horcrux (8:01:45 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (8:01:47 PM): Mmhmm.
13) You owned him. Totally. LOL.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (8:02:40 PM): I should have hated you when you sent me that bitchy message, but I didn't. Why? Because only the old me would get pissed at a message that looks like it was written while you were obviously under stress
FornicatedxFetus (8:02:58 PM): Which bitchy one/
FornicatedxFetus (8:02:59 PM): ?
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:00 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:05 PM): "OMG, YOU FUCKER! "MEH" IS FOR GAY PEO;PLE!
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:10 PM): LOL!!!!
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:10 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:17 PM): Well, okay
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:23 PM): It's just, my ex used to talk like that
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:28 PM): You realized what I replied to that message?
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:28 PM): To like, play with me
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:36 PM): "Alright."
FornicatedxFetus (8:03:40 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:52 PM): It was nice and simple so you wouldn't get pissed at me
The Dark Horcrux (8:03:54 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:21 PM): If I didn't feel like making an effort, I would have just ended it there, no?
FornicatedxFetus (8:04:37 PM): What are you making an effort to do? Get in my pants?
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:44 PM): "Whoa, this bitch has fallen OFF HER WAGON. Fuck DIS"
The Dark Horcrux (8:04:54 PM): Excuse me?
FornicatedxFetus (8:05:08 PM): You read me.
FornicatedxFetus (8:05:34 PM): I'm not giving my trust out like free samples
14) You talk about the past. And the future. And in both cases, you pwn him.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (8:11:28 PM): I do stupid things, but I'm not stupid.
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:04 PM): I used to do things to win people back
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:08 PM): Now I couldn't care less
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:26 PM): Because the people that care about me can't stay angry at me for something stupid
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:34 PM): And I feel every argument we had before was stupid
The Dark Horcrux (8:12:55 PM): Our last arguement..
FornicatedxFetus (8:12:59 PM): WAS STUPID.
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:06 PM): "YOU LOOK SLUTTY IN YOUR MYSPACE PICS!"
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:12 PM): That was such bullshit on my part
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:14 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (8:13:30 PM): Yeah, well you were still triteful about me
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:31 PM): I could feel the bullshit rising off the sentence
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:46 PM): UNDECENT!
The Dark Horcrux (8:13:47 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (8:13:49 PM): And said shit to Amelia "Oh, she took off those slutty pics. I guess my words got to her."
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:02 PM): YES
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:06 PM): I remember that
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:10 PM): Yeah, I do too.
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:11 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (8:14:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:14 PM): And stuff to Terry
FornicatedxFetus (8:14:45 PM): "Oh, it's cuz she kept rising levels in RS, and she's in a higher math" and when I was reading that
FornicatedxFetus (8:15:00 PM): I was like "Brooo, dis bitch gotz isssues. And I must have too for liking him."
15) You can diss him, but no matter what, he still wants to talk to you.
Example:
FornicatedxFetus (8:20:42 PM): So what else is there for you to tell me?
The Dark Horcrux (8:20:59 PM): Name something you want me to tell you
The Dark Horcrux (8:21:03 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (8:21:43 PM): I have no idea, since I don't know what you think
FornicatedxFetus (8:21:46 PM): If you think...
The Dark Horcrux (8:21:55 PM): I think
The Dark Horcrux (8:22:01 PM): WIth more than one head, ya know
16) He won't leave you the fuck alone.
Example:
The Dark Horcrux (9:00:53 PM): DOWNLOAD MAPLE
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:01 PM): I promise you'll never reach me
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:02 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:06 PM): Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:09 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:09 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:14 PM): I don't wanna
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:20 PM): But, this is like the best stage ever
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:22 PM): Go snort some crack and leave me alone
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:23 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:31 PM): I'm getting EXP like if I was a level 40
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:40 PM): 18% an hour. That's an INSANE pace
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:47 PM): And dying like you're level 1
FornicatedxFetus (9:01:49 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:50 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:51 PM): Yeah
The Dark Horcrux (9:01:58 PM): The monsters I'm killing right now..
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:01 PM): 18% an HOUR?!
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:03 PM): FUCK YOU.
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:09 PM): FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU.
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:12 PM): That's for level 40s
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:13 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:32 PM): At level one, it takes like 2 minutes max to level
FornicatedxFetus (9:02:35 PM): Why the fuck would I want to play a game that will take me days to gain a level?
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:36 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:02:59 PM): BECAUSE IT'S THE CUTEST SHIT SINCE
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:01 PM): errr..
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:06 PM): What's cute and popular?
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:10 PM): SNOOPY
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:12 PM): Pikachu ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:21 PM): Snoopy pwns Pikachu
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:23 PM): NOW PLAY
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:24 PM): Fuck you
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:25 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:25 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:28 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:28 PM): Just for that
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:32 PM): I'll never ever ever play
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:33 PM): REALLY, like, download it
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:34 PM): Ever
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:37 PM): PLEASE
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:37 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:38 PM): :-(
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:41 PM): CHONGA!
The Dark Horcrux (9:03:46 PM): :'(
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:48 PM): really, like, download it
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:49 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:56 PM): Oh gosh, don't make that face!
FornicatedxFetus (9:03:57 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:02 PM): :'(
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:04 PM): :'(
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:06 PM): :'(
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:07 PM): You know what, just so I don't have to see that facr
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:09 PM): *face
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:12 PM): Goodnight, Jose
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:15 PM): 0_0
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:20 PM): DOWN
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:21 PM): LOAD
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:22 PM): LMAO
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:27 PM): No
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:28 PM): DOWN
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:30 PM): HEEL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:31 PM): SIT
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:33 PM): STAY
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:34 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:36 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:37 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:45 PM): I want you to play with me!
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:48 PM): Not in that way
The Dark Horcrux (9:04:50 PM): 0_0
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:04:55 PM): Well, yes in that way
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:03 PM): But you're happy with what you can get
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:07 PM): and it ain't that way either
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:08 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:13 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:13 PM): Besides
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:16 PM): you say I try too hard
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:25 PM): You TRIED too hard
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:28 PM): ED at the end
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:33 PM): I still try hard
FornicatedxFetus (9:05:43 PM): I like being le sex
The Dark Horcrux (9:05:46 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (9:06:07 PM): So fuck you, fuck Maple, fuck Runescape, fuck MMORPGS and ... fuck you again.
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:19 PM): With pleasure
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:29 PM): YOu really like saying that to me, dontcha?
The Dark Horcrux (9:06:30 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:09 PM): I want youb to download MapleStory.
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:12 PM): youb*
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:14 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:16 PM): fine
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:18 PM): youb can
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:19 PM): I won't
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:26 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:47 PM): I know death metal guys that play maple
FornicatedxFetus (9:07:55 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:07:56 PM): in fact, look at my maplestory group
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:01 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:09 PM): For all you know, they might take me away from you ;D
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:16 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:22 PM): I'll take that risk. Now play
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:26 PM): Nooooo!
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:27 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:29 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:31 PM): WHY NOT?
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:32 PM): I don't want to be addicted to games
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:37 PM): I'M ON MY ONLINE-KNEES
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:38 PM): PLAY
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:43 PM): It took a long time to get away from my PS2
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:48 PM): I thought I had evolved
The Dark Horcrux (9:08:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:50 PM): So screw you
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:52 PM): Hard.
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:54 PM): With a metal
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:56 PM): pointy
FornicatedxFetus (9:08:57 PM): dildo
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:00 PM): 37 feet long
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:07 PM): I was with you until the metal part
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:28 PM): >=(
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:31 PM): Jose!!!
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:31 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:34 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:40 PM): I really don't wanna play
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:43 PM): Maybe some other time
FornicatedxFetus (9:09:46 PM): Like, during the summer
The Dark Horcrux (9:09:59 PM): Maple is more interactive than RuneScape
FornicatedxFetus (9:10:06 PM): I know, I've played
17) You talk about your exboyfriend (Josh). He responds with:
The Dark Horcrux (9:59:59 PM): Talking to you in general makes me horny
18) You talk about Godspell...
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:18 PM): Alondra..
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:22 PM): Thanks
The Dark Horcrux (10:33:35 PM): You are so effective in removing horniness
19) He wants to know about your ex.
The Dark Horcrux (10:38:52 PM): Anything else about this Josh you'd like to share?
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:05 PM): he kisses awesome
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:07 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:39:14 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:27 PM): and yea
FornicatedxFetus (10:39:32 PM): our first date was awesome
20) He tries to be nice. And fails miserably.
The Dark Horcrux (10:43:47 PM): Juniet logged in
FornicatedxFetus (10:43:59 PM): i needed to know this because...?
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:02 PM): you're fucking her
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:02 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:06 PM): She never logs in
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:10 PM): No, you're enough
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:12 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:22 PM): Aww
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:26 PM): That was...
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:31 PM): crappy.
FornicatedxFetus (10:44:33 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:36 PM): Ok
The Dark Horcrux (10:44:51 PM): You satisfy my every need and my every desire
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:11 PM): As hot as an icecube.
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:14 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:24 PM): I was about to write another sentence
The Dark Horcrux (10:45:43 PM): But you totally ruined my romantic drive
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:49 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (10:45:53 PM): like you had one
FornicatedxFetus (10:46:06 PM): like you can HAVE one
The Dark Horcrux (10:46:39 PM): I have one
The Dark Horcrux (10:46:40 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:46:52 PM): pffffffft
21) He wants to rape you. O_O
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:34 PM): another dude on gaia
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:42 PM): much cooler than maple
FornicatedxFetus (10:53:43 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (10:53:58 PM): Hell no
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:31 PM): Alondra, if we're EVER someplace together...and we're secluded from the public...
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:34 PM): Fear me
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:43 PM): In fact, never get into a situation like that
The Dark Horcrux (10:54:45 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:34 PM): I'm bringing a taser
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:39 PM): everywhere I go now
FornicatedxFetus (10:55:40 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (10:55:56 PM): lol
22) He really really really wants to rape you.
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:28 PM): Alondra, I'm really gonna rape you
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:33 PM): Unless you enjoy it halfway
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:38 PM): Then I'll stop and walk away
The Dark Horcrux (10:58:41 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:58:50 PM): Fuck that, I'll go fuck Freddy, then
The Dark Horcrux (10:59:19 PM): I have the greatest mental image of you sitting on me
The Dark Horcrux (10:59:23 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (10:59:56 PM): I have the greatest mental image of me fucking Freddy
FornicatedxFetus (10:59:58 PM): ooooh
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:00 PM): how you like that?
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:01 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:01 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:00:02 PM): XD
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:25 PM): I don't care. All I can think about right now is...
The Dark Horcrux (11:00:31 PM): Argh
23) You got him begging.
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:42 PM): You make me say some things, Alondra
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:49 PM): You basically make me beg
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:53 PM): That' not right
The Dark Horcrux (11:03:54 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:02 PM): Well, I like it
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:03 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:05 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:18 PM): You know what the strongest position is, right?
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:23 PM): On your knees, bitch.
FornicatedxFetus (11:04:24 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:25 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:52 PM): All I can think about right now is you pussy. That's how much you have me in control
The Dark Horcrux (11:04:55 PM): your*
The Dark Horcrux (11:05:02 PM): Possessive form of you
The Dark Horcrux (11:05:08 PM): lol
24) He admits he's insane.
he Dark Horcrux (11:06:03 PM): What I'd do to you if you were in front of me right now, I wouldn't know
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:11 PM): And don't say "bah, you won't do shit"
FornicatedxFetus (11:06:13 PM): nothing
FornicatedxFetus (11:06:15 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:22 PM): Because I'm SURE...at this moment..
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:24 PM): That I'm insane
The Dark Horcrux (11:06:25 PM): lmao
25) He likes the pussy he's never had. LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:08:56 PM): God, I hope no one in the street saw me
The Dark Horcrux (11:09:05 PM): I think you could see how hard I was a mile away
The Dark Horcrux (11:09:07 PM): >.>
FornicatedxFetus (11:09:50 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:00 PM): ...with a very big telescope
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:02 PM): ^-^
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:04 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:19 PM): babe
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:21 PM): im sleepy
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:23 PM): =(
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:25 PM): So am I
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:28 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:33 PM): get your horny ass to sleep, then
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:37 PM): I can't
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:38 PM): how many times have you cummed today?
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:39 PM): Say something
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:40 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:42 PM): Once
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:45 PM): Not enuff
FornicatedxFetus (11:10:47 PM): when?
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:47 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:57 PM): Like 3 hours ago
The Dark Horcrux (11:10:58 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:00 PM): how?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:13 PM): By eating a lollipop
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:16 PM): How ya think?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:17 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:21 PM): did you masturbate?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:26 PM): Yes
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:29 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:30 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:33 PM): why?
The Dark Horcrux (11:11:40 PM): You just wanted to hear that, didn't you?
FornicatedxFetus (11:11:49 PM): why?
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:15 PM): and yes, i wanted to hear that
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:17 PM): so come on
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:22 PM): tell my why you masturbated
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:40 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:48 PM): I felt like it
The Dark Horcrux (11:12:50 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:55 PM): come on
FornicatedxFetus (11:12:56 PM): say it
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:40 PM): You. I want your pussy. I want to feel your wet pussy on my cock
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:46 PM): But I CAN"T
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:48 PM): So
The Dark Horcrux (11:13:58 PM): My hand is almost the next best thing
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:03 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:10 PM): you could take out a rib and blow yourself
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:12 PM): omg omg omg
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:14 PM): LYNDSEY!
The Dark Horcrux (11:14:15 PM): LOL
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:16 PM): <3333333333
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:47 PM): I love her more than than than
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:48 PM): sex
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:49 PM): lmao
The Dark Horcrux (11:14:56 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:03 PM): Time for me to go, sex muffin
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:11 PM): sex muffin?
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:17 PM): who the fuck fucks a muffin?
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:17 PM): We agreed on that
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:29 PM): It's either that or HO
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:32 PM): Pick one
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:38 PM): why not Alo?
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:39 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:45 PM): Because that's horrible
The Dark Horcrux (11:15:48 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:54 PM): FUCK YOU
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:55 PM): lmao
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:58 PM): Pikachu, nigga
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:59 PM): Or.
26) He REALLY likes your pussy.
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:34 PM): FornicatedxFetus (11:14:23 PM): THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:26 PM): LYNDSEY!
rogue13sugah (11:14:51 PM): MY ANGEL!!!! ::sings aerosmith song::
FornicatedxFetus (11:14:55 PM): ^-^
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:04 PM): I would rather be a virgin for life than without you
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:05 PM): =D
rogue13sugah (11:15:23 PM): AWWWWWW
FornicatedxFetus (11:15:31 PM): You make me so happy!
rogue13sugah (11:15:37 PM): thats the sweetest think ive ever heard =DDD
rogue13sugah (11:15:52 PM): YOU MAKE ME HAPPY!! You always make me smile
rogue13sugah (11:16:00 PM): and make me feel special =))
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:21 PM): i love you sooo much!
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:22 PM): =D
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:49 PM): ^^why cant you be like her?
FornicatedxFetus (11:16:50 PM): Huh?
The Dark Horcrux (11:16:58 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:17 PM): Why cant you be naked and on my cock right now?
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:22 PM): Because it's not meant to be
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:27 PM): Get used to it
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:33 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:17:34 PM): fuck you, ho
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:50 PM): Ok
The Dark Horcrux (11:17:55 PM): Time to go cum
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:05 PM): go have fun
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:06 PM): lol
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:09 PM): I shall speak to you tomorrooooooow
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:15 PM): and dont forget to brush your teeth!!!
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:21 PM): 0_0
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:24 PM): EXCUSE ME?
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:31 PM): TOMORROW
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:34 PM): ...brush your teeth?
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:35 PM): TODAY
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:36 PM): ASSHOLE
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:37 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:38 PM): LOL
The Dark Horcrux (11:18:42 PM): Bye!@
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:46 PM): YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AT LEAST IN MORNING AND NIGHT
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:55 PM): Dont say bye to me with that filthy mouth!
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:56 PM): lol
FornicatedxFetus (11:18:58 PM): byyyyyyyyyyye!
27) He really expect you to just let him hit it.
FornicatedxFetus: GET THE FUCK OUT.
FornicatedxFetus: =D
The Dark Horcrux: Which I've been doing a lot of lately
The Dark Horcrux: :-(
FornicatedxFetus: SHOO! SHOO!
The Dark Horcrux: Apologize
The Dark Horcrux: >;O
The Dark Horcrux: >:o*
FornicatedxFetus: Fuck you.
The Dark Horcrux: I'll take that as an apology. Wanting to fuck me is a nice gesture of love.
The Dark Horcrux: :-D
FornicatedxFetus: ASS RAPE YOURSELF.
FornicatedxFetus: WITH A BROOMSTICK.
The Dark Horcrux: I'd rather ass rape you :D
FornicatedxFetus: Too bad
The Dark Horcrux: lol
FornicatedxFetus: That's not one of the choices
FornicatedxFetus: It's either fuck yourself, or fuck Sergio
FornicatedxFetus: or any of your other guy friends
The Dark Horcrux: Ass rape one of the following:
A) Alondra
B) Yourself
C) Yo momma
FornicatedxFetus: And A is incorrect!!!
The Dark Horcrux: D) All of the above
FornicatedxFetus: ...EW.
FornicatedxFetus: LMAO
The Dark Horcrux: I never chose D
FornicatedxFetus: Get the fuck out.
The Dark Horcrux: D is just a choice
FornicatedxFetus: Now.
The Dark Horcrux: lol
The Dark Horcrux: I'll talk to you later, my horny little muffin person
FornicatedxFetus: FUCK YOOOOOUR STEPDAD
FornicatedxFetus: BEND OVER.
FornicatedxFetus: AND JUST LET HIM HIT IT.
The Dark Horcrux is away at 4:12:43 PM.
FornicatedxFetus: AND GET OUT.
I think I'll let this shit keep going until next week. Then I'll block him on myspace and AIM. =D HA, MOTHERFUCKER!!! LOL. It just feels good to have control. I don't like him, and in fact, I really dislike him. And it may be mean to get revenge... but it's never felt nicer. LOL.