My Love Life
A little while ago, I got the impression Hansel might liked me. One day in class, we had to sit in a semi-circle, and he's like "I want the sexy Alondra Torres to sit right next to me." so I did, and he puts his arm near me. Needless to say, I practically melted. Then he starts playing with my shoe with the other hand, and he's like "I really like your shoes." and I go "So do I, that's why I got them." and stuck my tongue out to show I was kidding. And then Mr. V wanted two kids to go up and act. And Hansel's like "ALONDRA! ALONDRA! CHOOSE HER!" and I'm like "Hansel! Noooooooo!" And Mr. V is like "MUHAHAHAHA! ALONDRA TORRES! FRONT AND CENTER!!!" So, I had to perform with Jorge, and I was his penis doctor. LOL. It was good, but I really wanted to act with Hansel. I'd let him by my gynecologist. Rawrs. LOL! Then I sat back down, and V put us into groups. I was with Hansel and Gaby. And Hansel drags my bony ass (okay, he grabs me by the arm) to the computer to listen to the music we were going to perform to. And he makes up this spy crap, and we make stupid little jokes, about me being the sexy one, and how my boobs get stuck in the spy uniform, and my nail breaks and he fixes it, and in the end, our whole mission was to get soda. LOL.
Then yesterday, he sits in Danny's seat to talk to me. (Assigned seating, he sits on the opposite side of the class) and so, he's all "I really miss my sexy Alondra." And I smile shyly, and Danny was like "WTF MAN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SEAT!" and give Danny a dirty look, since I thought Hansel would just leave me. He didn't. He brought a chair from the opposite side of the room, and sat in front of me. And we continue to talk, and he loves the thing I made for Chemistry. (The google thing) He tells me how amazing I am, and he just... gosh. I didn't get to hear half the things he said, since I'm deaf, but I just smile and nod, and whenever he'd laugh, I'd giggle. (This is why I love drama class. I learn how to react) And he said "Goodbye, Alo." and he gives me the biggest smooch in the world on the cheek.
And then today. The big day! I was reading my book "Pure Sex" thinking erotic thoughts and ... yeah. LOL. And if you didn't notice, I had a little tie looking thing on. Hansel pulls it off so I get his attention, lifts up my chin, starts stroking circles on my cheek with his thumb, then then kisses the other cheek. I melted. I like, died, went to Heaven. Died. And he's like "Good morning, Sexy Alondra Torres. How are you?" and I'm like "Right now? Amazing." And he smiles and walks to his seat. And I look at him, and see him looking at me. And I smile at him, he smiles back.
Then after class, I go over to him to say "bye." That's the first time I ever got the courage to do that. Before, I'd wait for him to do it. I went up to him, confidently, and said "Goodbye Hansel." and I kiss him on the cheek, and he hugs me, and says "Goodbye, babe. I love you, Alondra." And I turned around and said "I love you too, Hansel." But I was unable to face him. He said it so seriously, I just wanted to run away before I said something stupid... but my mouth refused to let me win. And I walked quickly away from him. I don't know why, but like... I feel that's the most joyful/confusing/exhilarating/murderous moment of my life. Like, gosh. It would have been easier to accept him fucking me right there than saying "I love you."
Then afterschool. I had the most amazing conversation with him after walking out of AP Psychology. He sees me, and hes like "Heyyyyy. How are you? What class you just left?" And I'm like "oh, awesome. I just left AP psychology." And he's like "AP? advanced placement?" And I'm like "No. Animal Protection. Psychology. Yes, Advanced Placement." And he's like "That wasn't nice. I almost believed you for a second." And I'm like "Sorrrrrry..."
And hes like "Eh, no prob. Damn, you're in such hard classes. Mosaku, Precal, AP Psychology. You're so freaking smart." And I'm like "Yeah right. I'm a dumbass." And hes like "HEY!"
And I'm like "Uh, what?" And he goes "I never want to hear you call yourself that, or anything else bad, got it, babe?" And im like "Got it." and I laugh, cuz I thought that was silly. And then he's like "Oh, so why do you take ap psychology?" And im like "Because it's cool." And he's like "why is it cool?" And I heard "Why is it cold?" So I go "Oh, I'm guessing because it was raining and all." And he's like "Uhm... what?" And I go "Yea, because you know, when it rains... actually... it should get hotter if it's raining, since the heat is coming from the earth..." And he's like "Uhm... I think you heard me wrong. I said 'why is it cool?" And I'm like "OOOOH! I heard "why is it cold?" And he's like "... we were talking about your psychology class. why would i abruptly change the subject to the weather?" And I'm like "Iono, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid." And he's like "You are not stupid!!!!!!!!!!!! You wouldnt be in such hard classes if you were!" And I'm like "Okay then, fine. I'm fucking deaf." And he's like "That's better. Well, I think it's good there's something wrong with you. Everything else about you is perfect." And I'm like "HA, you don't know anything about me, apparently." And he's like "Oh, well, I guess I'll have to fix that, wont I? Anyways, you never answered why you like psychology..." And I'm like "Oh, it's really fun." And he's like "Fun? How?" And I'm like "Uhm.... uh... she's a really cool teacher." And he's like "you like the word 'cool' too much. be more specific." And I'm like "Okay... uhm... well, Ms. Holmes is just great." And he's like "Ms. Holmes? Is she black and gangster or something?"
And I'm like "Noooooooooooo! Skinny white girl!" And he's like "Hm... haven't heard of her."
And I'm like "Well, she's only the best teacher in the school." And he's like "damn. Now I wish I wasn't a senior so I could have had her." And I was like "me too..." And then someone calls out his name. And he's like "Listen, I gotta go babe! Talk to you tomorrow! Take care!" and he runs away. >=(
And then I ate a fortune cookie. And guess what it said?
"A love relationship takes on an added dimension."
Lucky Numbers: 50, 2, 34, 7, 13, 16
Then yesterday, he sits in Danny's seat to talk to me. (Assigned seating, he sits on the opposite side of the class) and so, he's all "I really miss my sexy Alondra." And I smile shyly, and Danny was like "WTF MAN! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SEAT!" and give Danny a dirty look, since I thought Hansel would just leave me. He didn't. He brought a chair from the opposite side of the room, and sat in front of me. And we continue to talk, and he loves the thing I made for Chemistry. (The google thing) He tells me how amazing I am, and he just... gosh. I didn't get to hear half the things he said, since I'm deaf, but I just smile and nod, and whenever he'd laugh, I'd giggle. (This is why I love drama class. I learn how to react) And he said "Goodbye, Alo." and he gives me the biggest smooch in the world on the cheek.
And then today. The big day! I was reading my book "Pure Sex" thinking erotic thoughts and ... yeah. LOL. And if you didn't notice, I had a little tie looking thing on. Hansel pulls it off so I get his attention, lifts up my chin, starts stroking circles on my cheek with his thumb, then then kisses the other cheek. I melted. I like, died, went to Heaven. Died. And he's like "Good morning, Sexy Alondra Torres. How are you?" and I'm like "Right now? Amazing." And he smiles and walks to his seat. And I look at him, and see him looking at me. And I smile at him, he smiles back.
Then after class, I go over to him to say "bye." That's the first time I ever got the courage to do that. Before, I'd wait for him to do it. I went up to him, confidently, and said "Goodbye Hansel." and I kiss him on the cheek, and he hugs me, and says "Goodbye, babe. I love you, Alondra." And I turned around and said "I love you too, Hansel." But I was unable to face him. He said it so seriously, I just wanted to run away before I said something stupid... but my mouth refused to let me win. And I walked quickly away from him. I don't know why, but like... I feel that's the most joyful/confusing/exhilarating/murderous moment of my life. Like, gosh. It would have been easier to accept him fucking me right there than saying "I love you."
Then afterschool. I had the most amazing conversation with him after walking out of AP Psychology. He sees me, and hes like "Heyyyyy. How are you? What class you just left?" And I'm like "oh, awesome. I just left AP psychology." And he's like "AP? advanced placement?" And I'm like "No. Animal Protection. Psychology. Yes, Advanced Placement." And he's like "That wasn't nice. I almost believed you for a second." And I'm like "Sorrrrrry..."
And hes like "Eh, no prob. Damn, you're in such hard classes. Mosaku, Precal, AP Psychology. You're so freaking smart." And I'm like "Yeah right. I'm a dumbass." And hes like "HEY!"
And I'm like "Uh, what?" And he goes "I never want to hear you call yourself that, or anything else bad, got it, babe?" And im like "Got it." and I laugh, cuz I thought that was silly. And then he's like "Oh, so why do you take ap psychology?" And im like "Because it's cool." And he's like "why is it cool?" And I heard "Why is it cold?" So I go "Oh, I'm guessing because it was raining and all." And he's like "Uhm... what?" And I go "Yea, because you know, when it rains... actually... it should get hotter if it's raining, since the heat is coming from the earth..." And he's like "Uhm... I think you heard me wrong. I said 'why is it cool?" And I'm like "OOOOH! I heard "why is it cold?" And he's like "... we were talking about your psychology class. why would i abruptly change the subject to the weather?" And I'm like "Iono, I'm sorry. I'm so stupid." And he's like "You are not stupid!!!!!!!!!!!! You wouldnt be in such hard classes if you were!" And I'm like "Okay then, fine. I'm fucking deaf." And he's like "That's better. Well, I think it's good there's something wrong with you. Everything else about you is perfect." And I'm like "HA, you don't know anything about me, apparently." And he's like "Oh, well, I guess I'll have to fix that, wont I? Anyways, you never answered why you like psychology..." And I'm like "Oh, it's really fun." And he's like "Fun? How?" And I'm like "Uhm.... uh... she's a really cool teacher." And he's like "you like the word 'cool' too much. be more specific." And I'm like "Okay... uhm... well, Ms. Holmes is just great." And he's like "Ms. Holmes? Is she black and gangster or something?"
And I'm like "Noooooooooooo! Skinny white girl!" And he's like "Hm... haven't heard of her."
And I'm like "Well, she's only the best teacher in the school." And he's like "damn. Now I wish I wasn't a senior so I could have had her." And I was like "me too..." And then someone calls out his name. And he's like "Listen, I gotta go babe! Talk to you tomorrow! Take care!" and he runs away. >=(
And then I ate a fortune cookie. And guess what it said?
"A love relationship takes on an added dimension."
Lucky Numbers: 50, 2, 34, 7, 13, 16