Funnies.
Well, actually it's kind of gross.
I was exercising. At the end of my session, I decided to do some scissors. For those who don't know what those are, it's when you lie on your back, lift your legs straight up to the ceiling, and open and close them like a scissor. Well, anyway, about 45 seconds into my routine, I heard this wet, squishy noise that synchronized with my movements. I thought, "Oh my god! I must really be sweating down there!" After 2 minutes (how long I do them for) was over, I stopped, and I still heard the damp squishiness. I finally realized that it wasn't coming from down there. It was drizzling outside.
And on another note: Why do they let epileptic people beta test games? You know, those people who can lose consciousness when they play video games or watch flashy television? The other day, I heard this guy from Chuck's in-game voice chat saying, "Hold on guys. I have epilepsy." I just HAD to look at his character on Chuck's monitor. It was walking into a wall...for 5 minutes. I know it's a serious condition, but I laughed. Does that make me a horrible person? Hello, game developers! Here I am! I can play games all day! I'm still bitter about not getting to beta test LOTR Online.
And in other news....The church group (ahem, hate group) that wanted to picket at the amish girls' funeral has a website. Mind you, this is a CHURCH site: godhatesamerica.com. The site isn't anything special. It's just the URL that caught my attention.
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I was exercising. At the end of my session, I decided to do some scissors. For those who don't know what those are, it's when you lie on your back, lift your legs straight up to the ceiling, and open and close them like a scissor. Well, anyway, about 45 seconds into my routine, I heard this wet, squishy noise that synchronized with my movements. I thought, "Oh my god! I must really be sweating down there!" After 2 minutes (how long I do them for) was over, I stopped, and I still heard the damp squishiness. I finally realized that it wasn't coming from down there. It was drizzling outside.
And on another note: Why do they let epileptic people beta test games? You know, those people who can lose consciousness when they play video games or watch flashy television? The other day, I heard this guy from Chuck's in-game voice chat saying, "Hold on guys. I have epilepsy." I just HAD to look at his character on Chuck's monitor. It was walking into a wall...for 5 minutes. I know it's a serious condition, but I laughed. Does that make me a horrible person? Hello, game developers! Here I am! I can play games all day! I'm still bitter about not getting to beta test LOTR Online.
And in other news....The church group (ahem, hate group) that wanted to picket at the amish girls' funeral has a website. Mind you, this is a CHURCH site: godhatesamerica.com. The site isn't anything special. It's just the URL that caught my attention.
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