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dirigere

The evolutionary arms race is alive and well!

Jan 22, 1979 17:33

Sybill, my little bush parrot, did you hide a man in the hall closet? I was looking for my album of bird feathers and he just sort of fell out. His mouth was stuffed up with a few of our party invites, so that's why we didn't notice him before, I suppose. Is he one of your friends? I always lose track of your guests ( Read more... )

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fabium August 22 2007, 23:11:31 UTC

Complete non-sequitur, BUT: my birthday approacheth, next Saturday to be exact! I need ideas!

dirigere August 22 2007, 23:16:00 UTC

I've got about a METRIC TONNE of gooseberries, the weekend off, and no qualms about improvisation!

fabium August 22 2007, 23:22:50 UTC

THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!

dirigere August 22 2007, 23:26:20 UTC

And if you need rotting brown jays for some reason, I can probably nick some from Scamander's place before the weekend. I don't know how sauced we actually want to get!!

fabium August 22 2007, 23:34:48 UTC

NO NO NO, I almost had to MOVE the last time I used some animal carcass to decorate my flat!

Except the nephews might like some real hand puppets... preserve a few of them and I'll think it over!

dirigere August 22 2007, 23:38:01 UTC

Who, Fred and George? My mum said she found the little tykes trying to set off FIREWORKS behind our house the other evening. Not even a year old, and already damaging private property, what do you FEED them over there? Does Molly's breastmilk have AMPHETAMINES in it or something!!! (Dunno, that could be exciting too.)

fabium August 22 2007, 23:45:47 UTC

All right, thinking about my SISTER's BREAST MILK, now I'll never eat dairy again.

FIREWORKS? I'm sure that was Charlie. He almost set my hair on fire. ON FIRE.

dirigere August 22 2007, 23:53:55 UTC

I mean how else would you explain her reproductive system?! Not that I'm slagging off your sister, mind, she always gave me chocolate when she babysat for me. Course, now I have to wonder what was IN that chocolate.

fabium August 23 2007, 00:01:58 UTC

Yes, and she babysat for Gideon and me, too, and we're all fine! Nothing wrong with any of us! I work in a bookshop, you... dissect animals and... I'm not entirely sure what Gideon does, truth be told. I'm sure he doesn't either.

dirigere August 23 2007, 00:13:54 UTC

So that brings us back to her breastmilk, I mean, your nephews are like the Future Terrorists of Ottery St. Catchpole.

fabium August 23 2007, 00:17:35 UTC

It'll liven up the place?

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