Happy day!
Marat bb wake up
What is it mi-amor-reason-for-my-existence-light-of-my-life-baby-love?
I have something to tell you, something big!
Oh my god *drops canapes*
You're pregnant!!
What the - hell no!
Oh. Sad Marat is sad.
But it's something that'll change everything!
YOU'VE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE TO OBJECTIFY?!?!?
omg
nononono
*despairs*
Who is this fucker?!? I am going to smash his head in with my Head!
Or kill him with the power of my stare!
You red-blooded Russian, I am NOT pregnant and I have NOT found someone else to objectify!
*is relieved*
Then what is this big news you speak of my beloved?
I am finally going to law school! I passed the exam and everything!
What did you say? Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of a thousand swooning fangirls.
I said I passed the exam! I'm going to law school! It says so in this row of numbers that causes me to double-check myself 'coz my dyslexia keeps kicking in!
Oh that is fantastic! Kisses for you ma cherie!
This also calls for some champagne and random trophy hoisting and perhaps some celebratory groping!
Well I dunno, I have some errands to do...
I really should go...
Oh hell, alright. When you put it that way.
Now excuse me while I flail all over my house and maybe perhaps bust out the vodka to celebrate this occasion! ♥