Jan 07, 2009 11:57
[A clang resounds as a kettle hits the communicator, flipping it on.]
[There is a goose with Ryoga's bandanna onscreen, dripping with hot water. One can tell from the steam rising.]
[A moment of silence. Then . . .]
HONK!
[Have a goose flying around the screen madly, flapping his wings and generally freaking out.]
wtf,
curse,
affected,
stressed,
not p-chan today,
duck duck goose
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[And promptly freaks out.]
HONK! HONK! WRAAAACK!
[How does she know I'm Ryoga?! OH NO--]
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Honk . . .
[That's right! It's a curse!]
Honk . . .
[This is him looking irritated now.]
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[Goose sulking here.]
[WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY MANHOOD!!!]
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At least it's, ah, something different?
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[At least it's just a day . . . but oh, the indignity . . . and what's the point of turning me into a goose?!]
[An idle peck on the ground.]
Honk.
[A bob of his head.]
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[Goose flapping his wings agitatedly.]
[Of course it's bad! MY MANHOOD IS FOREVER DAMAGED!!!]
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Why don't you try flying? That's the best part of having those wings!
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Honk.
[Stretches his wings and flaps around a bit.]
Honk.
[Maybe I can find a way out of the City if I fly? BUT NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE A GOOSE FOREVER!!!]
HONK HONK HONK.
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[Morose flapping of his wings.]
[My manhood . . .]
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Warble warble.
[BUT! I'M NOT ALL MAN!!!]
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