a long, long overdue journal
So I have been everywhere but on livejournal lately. My summer schedule is terribly chaotic because I tend to work all odd shifts at work (usually graveyard or very early mornings) and I also travel a whole lot. But classes start for me on Monday and things should be falling back into their normal patterns (read: me wasting all of my time on
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+ Bauhaus + children singing = as good a recipe for my personality as you're ever going to get.
Have a Louise or three in thanks...
So. Yes. I ♥ all over your fashion sense, predictably, and your love of Autumn. And the Jeremy Irons "Lolita", Jesus. I could take off all my clothes and roll around in that man's voice for ever. (My Dad saw him once. So jeal.)
AHAHAHA I AM YOUR "PORN" LINK. I LOVE YOU. EXCESSIVELY. FRIGHTENINGLY. And... that's probably pretty accurate. Be honest, Postcard. Be honest. There are too many men biting each other in your fics for that NOT to be true.
So you are super super duper cute, and welcome back to LJ, ducky.
P.S. Have you seen this? Because it's sort of awesome.
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Also I cannot find your ask box thing. Do you, like, not have one?
actually I'm probably just stupid lolol
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I'll let you know when I do, though. It must be at the bottom of the garden. With all the bones.
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LOUISES. EEEEEE.
EEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I have such a raging girlcrush on her I cannot even.
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lolol my fashion sense. I should put up pictures or something so you can see how completely derpy I look. OH HELLO, MY NAME IS DIRE AND I AM A PILE OF FLANNEL AND SWEATER AND OH UNDERNEATH OF THERE SOMEWHERE IS A PERSON.
And oh I cannot wait for autumn, I want all the leaves to turn colours rightfuckingnow so I can go and roll in them and walk around all day with leaf fragments in my hair and look even more like a vagabond than usual.
Motherfuck. Jeremy Irons. I am going to be blunt, because there are like no two ways about it. I want to put my hands down that man's pants. Yup. The voice, the glasses. And oh he is just one suave bastard. I probably have a daddy complex. Whatever.
FFFFFFFAHAHAHA. I was wondering if you were going to notice. I think it's mostly the fact that, like, the things that I find sexiest aren't really... um... IDEK. I have the hots for snark and bestfriendfuckbuddies and fighting and lean prose and collarbones. There we go. It's all out now.
P.S. Oh hel~lo there. Mark Ruffalo? Consider me sold.
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THE FACT THAT THERE ARE NAKED PICTURES OF LOUISE BROOKS ON THE INTERNET MAKES ME MORE GRATEFUL FOR THE INVENTION OF THE CAMERA THAN FOR PRACTICALLY ANYTHING ELSE IT'S EVER BEEN USED FOR.
Oh, hush. Frankly, piles of flannel sounds sort of sexy, really. I know, I know, this is not the right response, but I can't help it. It just is.
The smell of England in autumn is just... amazing. And smell doesn't really matter to me, I'm a very visual person, but I love it. I do. I want to chase squirrels through piles of leaves. It's going to be awesomesauce.
JEREMY IRONS. FUCK YES. OLD ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER? OF COURSE? DO I CARE? HELL NO.
I saw the word porn. I clicked on the word porn. It was... inevitable. I know exactly what you mean. And, um, I do too. Obvs. Given that I wrote it. (Also I totes just stole that and put it on my profile, because it's the best description of my writing I've ever heard. Sorry about that.)
P.S. Is he sex on legs or what?
Also, oh God Redox, I wrote a Hanna!hitmen AU. Is this good? Is this bad? I honestly can't tell any more. I'm thinking of making a series. I'm also thinking that this is madness.
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I WANT STUDIO VERSIONS NOWNOWNOW.
I do this to songs. I play them to death. The play counts on certain songs in my iTunes are completely insane. This one is, like, in the thousands (unfortunately the only video I could find on youtube was piss-poor quality). So is this one. And this one is pretty much off the charts. I'm terrible.
AND OH GOOD GOD THAT IS UP THERE ON MY LIST OF REASONS TO LOVE THE INVENTOR OF THE CAMERA. IN THE TOP TEN, PROBABLY. DEFINITELY.
I know nothing about the smell of England in autumn, but I'm going to just imagine that it's heavenly.
And lksjdlkjsa he's gorgeous. I could listen to his voice all day.
I absolutely don't mind, Postcord, my love.
P.S. That man in Shutter Island. Granted, I was sad that his hair was so short and not all nice and wavy but hnggg, that motherfucking hat and trenchcoat. Stop me before I start thinking about AUs. Oh. Too late
Also oh man do I need that in my lifeeee.
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I am listening to these right now, and AH MUMFORD & SONS. MY PARENTS ARE GETTING INTO THEM NOW, IT'S AWESOME. OUR WHOLE HOUSE IS MUMFORD SONS-UPPED.
LOUISE, IT IS JUST NOT FAIR THAT YOU GET TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL.
NOR CLARA, FOR THAT MATTER.
England smells exactly the way it looks, dark brown, bright yellow, and grass green. Yeah. Purple prose me, baby.
AUs AUs AUs... of what nature? Don't get me all excited.
OH GOD YES SHUTTER ISLAND WHICH COINCIDENTALLY I SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS WEEK.
That's... that's good because I wrote a sequel. Somebody stop me...
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YOU SPOIL ME.
ROTTEN.
Also. AU wise, I'm not sure yet. But I want trenchcoats and suits and terribly sexy men getting caught in a downpour. And guns. I don't know. I'm going to end up writing it. But I have this thing lately where I can't finish anything.
This movie. I have a terribly embarrassing confession.
So I don't really find Leonardo DiCaprio terribly attractive. I mean, I fucking love him as an actor (well, his newer movies) but he kind of has a childface. Like just this childface with stubble. Sometimes-pube-y-looking stubble. But, like, there's this scene about 40 minutes into the movie where he's smoking after they come in from the rain. And he does this thing where he blows out the smoke slowly and inhales it back through his nose at the same time. It's, like... transfixing.
Also Mark Ruffalo has incredibly large hands. Yes I had to go and watch the movie again. I couldn't sleep, so it's not like I have anything else to do.
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