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when is talk like a pirate day? I dont want to miss it, I think i did last year cause I was on cycle oregon...I want to go to school on talk like a piate day.
Hello all. I am proud to admit that I went nearly the whole summer without even reading a single livejournal. everytime I did it was full of kates pictures too. hmm. well my summer was pretty sweet. like norris, I dont really want to explain the whole summer. If you want to hear that its gonna cost you. 50$. Either that or chocolate. I like chocolate. I always think about chocolate when I am tired, like now. I also think about chocolate in the morning. and midday. and when I am really angry. I think I just think about chocolate permenantly. There is a sweet candy shop in bandon called cranberry sweets. It has the best stuff ever and it has free sample so I got to gorge myslef when we went to bandon this summer. I reccomend it to all, and If you have been there before you are my new favorite person. (sorry old favorite person, times have changed). Remind me nevre to update livejournal again when I am tired. I just babble on about whatever is in my head for a long time. In 7th grade we had to do something like that where we had 5 m inutes that we had to write the whole time about whetever we wanted. It wa sweet. then we read what we wrote. There was this whole plot. jeremy bacame a pro wrestlem in hius stories until joel wrote that he was hit by a parked car in china and jeremy was pissed and he and joel had a rap battle. I was the news reporter of what was happening in the very odd monster of a world we created with our stories. It was a low paying job... Rap battles are awesome. I dfont know if you have ever seena hardcore rap, or rat battle but they are pretty awesome. They happened all the time at our school. Whenever two kids started to really piss eachother off one would either beat him up or challenge him toa rap battle. It was awesome. It would go something like this.
These two kids would each get to of their friends to back them up with the beep boxing. AS mutual beat was established between the 4 beep boxers, 2 from each side, and then the check its would begin. Everyone would start by saying "chickit checkit, checkit one 2" and the other guy would be like "oh no you didnt check it 3 checkit 4" and they would go like this untul they were in the millions. Then that rapping would start. at leastr 60% of all words said were yo and all the rest were inaudable, unless you were really good and coujld actually rhyme. This almost never happened. The only real rhyming going on was rhyming checkit with yo. If you go to a public school, check it and yo rhyme. After the rapping was over the two parties wouod leave, having solved abvsolutely nothing. Then they would have another rap battle the next day, holding themselvel up by their balls as they went. Public school was so much fun. You never learn anything but it is so much more fun.
hmm. I have been typing continuously and havent stopped yet this whole message.I wonder hoe long this going to turn out to be> I often get crap about how long my emails are. Does this mean I get a carp for having a long LJ? I want a carp. They are tasty./ mmm. Carp. I am soo tired. I think I will go to bed. I was going to fill out those quizzy mjiggers. PLease comment if you want me to do those quizzes, and I may take you seriously. Then again I might send my men to your house and getcha. they are pretty rough. I wish I really did have a group of men who followed me and did my bidding. That would be sweet. then ppl would say "colin has men following him" and I would be proud. OH so proud. prouder than a carp. and we all know that carps are proud. I am getting so tired there is nothing left to this message. Quote time.
This guy at willowa backpacking camp named matt. He was a cool guy.
Matt: "are ytou ready to loose everything?"
Wade: What?
Matt: "all your stuff is mine now. give it to me."
wade: "wtf?"
Staff: "hey matt I think you need to pack up your stuff now.
Matt: "you can pack up my ass"
haha that was really funny if you heard him say it.
Staff: "hey matt its time to get up"
Matt: "no"
Staff: "matt we are leaving camp yoy have to get up and get your stuff packed"
Matt: "..............Fuck you" (matt goes back to sleep)
see these were funny casue matt was not a very agressive guy. he was actually autisctic so he could get away with this stuff, and he almost never swore except for those two times. It was sooo funny though.
Bing quotes
deri: "bing you dont look very confortable in that position"
Bing: ".........Common guys do I look like a jedi master?"
"I dont care what I llok like as long as I have a lightsaber"
"I have nerve gone backpacking before. I feel like a virgin"
Haha that crazy bing. I casnt remeber everything he said but he was funny. I give him colins seal of approval, for anyone who wanted to meet him.
Awesomefunny.com's how to kill a mockingbird quotes
"then the pirates fell like a million feet to the ground below but survived. Casue their pirates"
"Yeah right, said scoutm, I would bever join you, you woudn't even share your treasure. But she joined them anyway"
"Were gonna explode! said the pirates. then they exploded. just like they predicted."
"get ready to be killed....... by us!"
"and then the birates turned into fireballs, and bears, and presidents..oh wait not presidents. I meant volcanos"
That is the funniest skit ever. I could go on all day with those quotes. it is so funny, but it seems only norris and i laugh...
well thats colin world for know. see you next time, on "colin updates livejournal"
(cool backgroud music starts playing)
Hello all. I am proud to admit that I went nearly the whole summer without even reading a single livejournal. everytime I did it was full of kates pictures too. hmm. well my summer was pretty sweet. like norris, I dont really want to explain the whole summer. If you want to hear that its gonna cost you. 50$. Either that or chocolate. I like chocolate. I always think about chocolate when I am tired, like now. I also think about chocolate in the morning. and midday. and when I am really angry. I think I just think about chocolate permenantly. There is a sweet candy shop in bandon called cranberry sweets. It has the best stuff ever and it has free sample so I got to gorge myslef when we went to bandon this summer. I reccomend it to all, and If you have been there before you are my new favorite person. (sorry old favorite person, times have changed). Remind me nevre to update livejournal again when I am tired. I just babble on about whatever is in my head for a long time. In 7th grade we had to do something like that where we had 5 m inutes that we had to write the whole time about whetever we wanted. It wa sweet. then we read what we wrote. There was this whole plot. jeremy bacame a pro wrestlem in hius stories until joel wrote that he was hit by a parked car in china and jeremy was pissed and he and joel had a rap battle. I was the news reporter of what was happening in the very odd monster of a world we created with our stories. It was a low paying job... Rap battles are awesome. I dfont know if you have ever seena hardcore rap, or rat battle but they are pretty awesome. They happened all the time at our school. Whenever two kids started to really piss eachother off one would either beat him up or challenge him toa rap battle. It was awesome. It would go something like this.
These two kids would each get to of their friends to back them up with the beep boxing. AS mutual beat was established between the 4 beep boxers, 2 from each side, and then the check its would begin. Everyone would start by saying "chickit checkit, checkit one 2" and the other guy would be like "oh no you didnt check it 3 checkit 4" and they would go like this untul they were in the millions. Then that rapping would start. at leastr 60% of all words said were yo and all the rest were inaudable, unless you were really good and coujld actually rhyme. This almost never happened. The only real rhyming going on was rhyming checkit with yo. If you go to a public school, check it and yo rhyme. After the rapping was over the two parties wouod leave, having solved abvsolutely nothing. Then they would have another rap battle the next day, holding themselvel up by their balls as they went. Public school was so much fun. You never learn anything but it is so much more fun.
hmm. I have been typing continuously and havent stopped yet this whole message.I wonder hoe long this going to turn out to be> I often get crap about how long my emails are. Does this mean I get a carp for having a long LJ? I want a carp. They are tasty./ mmm. Carp. I am soo tired. I think I will go to bed. I was going to fill out those quizzy mjiggers. PLease comment if you want me to do those quizzes, and I may take you seriously. Then again I might send my men to your house and getcha. they are pretty rough. I wish I really did have a group of men who followed me and did my bidding. That would be sweet. then ppl would say "colin has men following him" and I would be proud. OH so proud. prouder than a carp. and we all know that carps are proud. I am getting so tired there is nothing left to this message. Quote time.
This guy at willowa backpacking camp named matt. He was a cool guy.
Matt: "are ytou ready to loose everything?"
Wade: What?
Matt: "all your stuff is mine now. give it to me."
wade: "wtf?"
Staff: "hey matt I think you need to pack up your stuff now.
Matt: "you can pack up my ass"
haha that was really funny if you heard him say it.
Staff: "hey matt its time to get up"
Matt: "no"
Staff: "matt we are leaving camp yoy have to get up and get your stuff packed"
Matt: "..............Fuck you" (matt goes back to sleep)
see these were funny casue matt was not a very agressive guy. he was actually autisctic so he could get away with this stuff, and he almost never swore except for those two times. It was sooo funny though.
Bing quotes
deri: "bing you dont look very confortable in that position"
Bing: ".........Common guys do I look like a jedi master?"
"I dont care what I llok like as long as I have a lightsaber"
"I have nerve gone backpacking before. I feel like a virgin"
Haha that crazy bing. I casnt remeber everything he said but he was funny. I give him colins seal of approval, for anyone who wanted to meet him.
Awesomefunny.com's how to kill a mockingbird quotes
"then the pirates fell like a million feet to the ground below but survived. Casue their pirates"
"Yeah right, said scoutm, I would bever join you, you woudn't even share your treasure. But she joined them anyway"
"Were gonna explode! said the pirates. then they exploded. just like they predicted."
"get ready to be killed....... by us!"
"and then the birates turned into fireballs, and bears, and presidents..oh wait not presidents. I meant volcanos"
That is the funniest skit ever. I could go on all day with those quotes. it is so funny, but it seems only norris and i laugh...
well thats colin world for know. see you next time, on "colin updates livejournal"
(cool backgroud music starts playing)