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Hello all. It has been a while since I updated so i figure I will do it now. summer has been pretty sweet so far. mostly I just hang out at my house, go to my friends house and play halo, make fun of my sister for doing homework and play with the three kittens that we are fostering until they are big enough for adoption. (know anyone interested in kitten adoption?). I also have gone to south dakota to a way small town that my grandma and grandpa live at. everyone knows everyone and they are not that friendly. I went to the pool with cousin and sister and immeadiately a hoard of rabid 10 year olds started making fun of me for no reason. I cried myslef to sleep that night... My grandparents live on a farm with one heck of a lop of pasture. in their pasture they are growing weed. not really, but there are marijuana plants in the pastures, just not of the smokeable varitety. And they have cows. the cows are kinda like gophers. you look out into the field and all you see is heads popping up. a closer inspection reveals that this is actually becasue the cows like to hump eachother and when they do so you can see their big horny head above the rest of the herd. So from a safe distance they look like gophers. haha. anyways. Other than that trip I stayed at my cousins house. he as a very nice, very big house. it was a lot of fun. there tv is like 6 feet wide, to give you an idea of what it was like.
Beyond that trip I also went to a lifehouse concert. that was pretty exciting. that was one of the best concerts i have ever been to, with the possible exception of weird al. you cannot beat a weird al concert no matter how good your music is. it is impossible. But anyways lifehouse moves itself up toi one of my favorite bands. I am also going to U2 later. sweet. I feel so unworthy to go though. I know ppl who would happily murder me in my sleep for my ticket and i didnt even know the name of the lead singer until today. It was really funny though. I was talking to one of our family friends, a big u2 fan. I asked if he was going. he said no. then he started talking about bano. I asked if bano was going. his expression was exceptionally funny. hahha. it was good times.
I also went on a hardcore boat trip today. that was sooo much fun. I went tubing and waterskiing and wakeboarding and just swimming and to a great carribean retaurant and stuff in the columbia near rooster rock. man that was fun. I invited many of you who are reading this to go with me. If i invited you than you really missed out. If I didnt than I dont like you. (no just kidding, I probably thought you were out of town or something). Anyways that was extreme. I went with my 6th grade teacher. he is a very cool guy. as far as adults go between him and my uncle it doesnt get much cooler. and they are both named dave. maybe it is a dave thing. oh well. I am going on another boat trip though in about a week. If you are interested let me know asap casue the boat can only fit a few more. and by a few I mean 1.
So thats my life lately. I love summer. it is excellent. but how are all of your summers going? many of you havent updated lately. This is dissapointing. Oh well. its quote time.
On a bumper sticker: You know why all the animal rights people get upset about people who wear fir but not about leather? casue rich old ladieas are easier to make fun of than bikers. hahaha.
another bumper sticker: My karma ran over your dogma.
ON Pearls before swine, the cartoon:
Bob: I am really depressed about my job and my life. I dont like it very much.
Pig: Maybe you should make a holiday called bob the grapefruit day. YAYY BOB THE GRAPEFRUIT!!! haha. it was very random.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, my summer reading book, quotes:
"It was on display in a triple locked armored suitcase in a never used laboratory with a sign on the door that said watch out for the leaopard." "then a 800 million gallon jug of pudding was dumped on their head." "(your poem) really counterpoints the surrealism of the underlying metaphore" "the answer to life the universe and everything is 42"
Okay now for things that people actually said.
A mom behind me at the zoo talking to her 10 year old son: "do you know what happens to kids who dont listen? they get runover by strollers"
Me: are you going to u2 concert?
My 6th grade teacher: NO I really want to. You guys wil have to say hi to my friend bano for me.
Me: Is bano coming?
6th grade teacher: yup.
(sister starts laughing hystarically)
Me: oh.
(20 minutes later)
teacher: bano is the lead singer.
Is anyone reading this is in town and wants to have a water baloon fight or a risk party or come play halo with my friend and i or meet a dead sexy 17 year old spanish exchange student or just hang out let me know. I leave agin on the 29th.
Beyond that trip I also went to a lifehouse concert. that was pretty exciting. that was one of the best concerts i have ever been to, with the possible exception of weird al. you cannot beat a weird al concert no matter how good your music is. it is impossible. But anyways lifehouse moves itself up toi one of my favorite bands. I am also going to U2 later. sweet. I feel so unworthy to go though. I know ppl who would happily murder me in my sleep for my ticket and i didnt even know the name of the lead singer until today. It was really funny though. I was talking to one of our family friends, a big u2 fan. I asked if he was going. he said no. then he started talking about bano. I asked if bano was going. his expression was exceptionally funny. hahha. it was good times.
I also went on a hardcore boat trip today. that was sooo much fun. I went tubing and waterskiing and wakeboarding and just swimming and to a great carribean retaurant and stuff in the columbia near rooster rock. man that was fun. I invited many of you who are reading this to go with me. If i invited you than you really missed out. If I didnt than I dont like you. (no just kidding, I probably thought you were out of town or something). Anyways that was extreme. I went with my 6th grade teacher. he is a very cool guy. as far as adults go between him and my uncle it doesnt get much cooler. and they are both named dave. maybe it is a dave thing. oh well. I am going on another boat trip though in about a week. If you are interested let me know asap casue the boat can only fit a few more. and by a few I mean 1.
So thats my life lately. I love summer. it is excellent. but how are all of your summers going? many of you havent updated lately. This is dissapointing. Oh well. its quote time.
On a bumper sticker: You know why all the animal rights people get upset about people who wear fir but not about leather? casue rich old ladieas are easier to make fun of than bikers. hahaha.
another bumper sticker: My karma ran over your dogma.
ON Pearls before swine, the cartoon:
Bob: I am really depressed about my job and my life. I dont like it very much.
Pig: Maybe you should make a holiday called bob the grapefruit day. YAYY BOB THE GRAPEFRUIT!!! haha. it was very random.
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, my summer reading book, quotes:
"It was on display in a triple locked armored suitcase in a never used laboratory with a sign on the door that said watch out for the leaopard." "then a 800 million gallon jug of pudding was dumped on their head." "(your poem) really counterpoints the surrealism of the underlying metaphore" "the answer to life the universe and everything is 42"
Okay now for things that people actually said.
A mom behind me at the zoo talking to her 10 year old son: "do you know what happens to kids who dont listen? they get runover by strollers"
Me: are you going to u2 concert?
My 6th grade teacher: NO I really want to. You guys wil have to say hi to my friend bano for me.
Me: Is bano coming?
6th grade teacher: yup.
(sister starts laughing hystarically)
Me: oh.
(20 minutes later)
teacher: bano is the lead singer.
Is anyone reading this is in town and wants to have a water baloon fight or a risk party or come play halo with my friend and i or meet a dead sexy 17 year old spanish exchange student or just hang out let me know. I leave agin on the 29th.