I am currently enrolled in a class called Global Fiction with an emphasis on Faith. While this class is profoundly interesting, the professor decided it to have us read Armageddon - the worst book in the history of the world. Now, I have read many books, so let me assure you of the honor that this particular novel has in achieving such a high level ( Read more... )

This shall be a completely and utterly humble book review; whereas, I will set it into task to force my opinion down your throat... in a completely humble fashion. Of course, I shall entirely spoil the novel so if you ever intend on reading this Charlotte Bronte classic... I would recommend you simply pass over this review.

( Jane Eyre-head )

So I was reading my much beloved Russian Literature assignment on degeneration when I came across this lovely bit from Egmont Hake's Regeneration: A Reply to Max Nordau"For characteristics revealed in his work, the observant reader will, no doubt, conclude that Max Nordau belongs to the Jewish race.[...] He is evidently a free-thinking Jew, a type ( Read more... )

I was going to write out a beatific satirical masterpiece, but, I decided that I'd merely rant this evening. I'm in a piss poor mood after being told that my medical institution of brilliance can't decide what's wrong with me forcing me into medical limbo. In addition, my ever-volatile relationship with my father keeps getting better by the instant ( Read more... )

All right, this is more of a me being pissed off type of post than anything else. I first encountered Liz Phair through her new bubblegummy crap that they blast on the radio during summer barbeque sorts of days. I didn't think much of this... until I listened to her old music. Here's the difference:

( Before )

All right, boys and girls, today it is time to learn about a very important rhetorical device. We use it commonly in literature ranging from great novels to plays. This rhetorical device takes on many different forms and can be seen repeatedly in every day life unlike so of its bastardized relatives in the rhetorical device family such as " ( Read more... )

It was an adagio of sorts... this emotion of unrelenting anonymity. The violins against a backdrop of silence or against a sky filled with billions of stars or perhaps those violins were merely constellations of stars looming in this ethereal setting ( Read more... )