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[dinoswoop]

Why him Megatron not like pretty words? =(

Him Megatron not tell me Swoop how to make words pretty like that...

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Me Swoop know why! Not say please! Me Swoop have to ask....what word....polite! Yes!

Please, will you Megatron tell me Swoop how to make pretty words? =O

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[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

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Very well. First, what you must do is find the special pink paint in Starscream's lab. I believe he keeps it in the closet near the back. I doubt he'll give it to you for free, so I suggest taking him an offering as a show of good faith (he likes pretty things). More than likely, he'll lie to you anyway and try to cheat you. DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU! Or you can just steal it, but watch out for the deathrays.

Once you get the special paint, you must perform the pretty lovely letter ritual perfectly. PERFECTLY. So listen carefully.

Paint your feet with the special paint. Also, you must paint a large heart on you chassis. Now get a cube or sack of some sort and go outside. You must find the sacrificial bird, the snipe. They are attracted to the paint and heart. Don't forget, they will only come close enough if you sing their love song: My Girl, by the Temptations. YOU must sing it. Recordings won't work. They consider that cheating.

If you're really lucky (reallydamnlucky) and manage to capture one of these

[dinoswoop]

...me Swoop confused. D=

That too hard for me Swoop to do. ;_____;

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

That's too bad. It's most often that things most difficult to achieve are usually most worth the effort.

[dinoswoop]

=/ What achieve mean?