=D

[dinoswoop]

Why him Megatron not like pretty words? =(

Him Megatron not tell me Swoop how to make words pretty like that...

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Me Swoop know why! Not say please! Me Swoop have to ask....what word....polite! Yes!

Please, will you Megatron tell me Swoop how to make pretty words? =O

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[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

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Very well. First, what you must do is find the special pink paint in Starscream's lab. I believe he keeps it in the closet near the back. I doubt he'll give it to you for free, so I suggest taking him an offering as a show of good faith (he likes pretty things). More than likely, he'll lie to you anyway and try to cheat you. DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU! Or you can just steal it, but watch out for the deathrays.

Once you get the special paint, you must perform the pretty lovely letter ritual perfectly. PERFECTLY. So listen carefully.

Paint your feet with the special paint. Also, you must paint a large heart on you chassis. Now get a cube or sack of some sort and go outside. You must find the sacrificial bird, the snipe. They are attracted to the paint and heart. Don't forget, they will only come close enough if you sing their love song: My Girl, by the Temptations. YOU must sing it. Recordings won't work. They consider that cheating.

If you're really lucky (reallydamnlucky) and manage to capture one of these elusive birds, the next step is to have the bird blessed by a scion of a god. Prime might be able to help you with that. Make sure the bird's toe nails are perfectly painted with the special paint. Oh, and the one doing the blessing will need to be adorned with the ceremonial tattoos as well (ie: pink feet and heart on chassis as well as the center of the forehead).

Now, for the most important part! The scion MUST utter these words perfectly:

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle um diddle um diddle ay!

Five times in all, then clicking his/her heels at the end while repeating "There's no place like home." And when he/she is finished, YOU must state the final phrase: "We aren't in Kansas anymore, Toto."

Once the ritual is over, there is a 99.9% chance of failure! How can you beat those odds?

Good luck!

[dinoswoop]

...me Swoop confused. D=

That too hard for me Swoop to do. ;_____;

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

That's too bad. It's most often that things most difficult to achieve are usually most worth the effort.

[dinoswoop]

=/ What achieve mean?

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

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1.) Go ask Starscream for pink paint
2.) Paint your feet pink
3.) Paint heart on chest
4.) Get cube
5.) Go outside and sing 'My Girl'
6.) Catch a bird
7.) Paint bird's toe nails pink
8.) Go see Prime
9.) Paint heart on forehead and feet pink
10.) Have Prime say the special words (don't forget the heel clicking)
11.) Say the final line
12.) See if you did well enough to get pretty font

Understand? Print this list out if you need to.

[dinoswoop]

Him Starscream is mean and won't give me paint, but me Swoop try asking! It not hurt! =D

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Remember to say please. Maybe if you give him a gift? Something special?

[dinoswoop]

=) You Megatron know what him Starscream like?

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Shiny things! With lots of sparkles.

[dinoswoop]

Ooooh, me Swoop know what to give him Starscream!

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

I have a few suggestions. Like this, or this. I'll even let you use my credit card for the purchase. Or I can just have Sixshot pick up whatever you need.

[dinoswoop]

=D You Megatron help me Swoop? You nice!

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Certainly. Let me know what you need.

[thtaintfriendly]

Megatron, you slagger! You're not supposed to recommend presents that are really what YOU want!

[thtaintfriendly]

I don't have special pink paint.

[teh_evl_ovrlrd]

Don't lie.