who gave god the idea to put hair inside the female asscrack? jesus fuck.

I decided to make this a real post instead of a reply to someone else's because this topic comes up a lot lately for me ( Read more... )

just took a girl to go get a morning after pill. shes like 16 and a virgin and the dick just slipped in and then came out but she was still freaking out. i wasnt the guy boning her lol.

sup john rofl

All our light that shines strong
Only lasts for so long

Half-Truism: Offspring

Could've tried just a little bit harder
Kissed you just a little bit sweeter
Held on just a little bit longer
Dug down just a little bit deeper

Loved you just enough to make you stay
And I'd have lost you anyway

Lost You Anyway-Toby Keith

I haven't posted a serious entry on lj in quite some time. so i guess i might as well write something up about the debacle that will forever be remembered as my senior prom night ( Read more... )

[05:29] dinnerrolla0: so i just shaved ( Read more... )

You may have kissed her first, but I'm going to date her.

Everyone's getting action but me.....

with the poeple i want to get action from :(

dinnerrolla0 (7:05:08 PM): so i have it figured out
dinnerrolla0 (7:05:10 PM): when i grow up
dinnerrolla0 (7:05:18 PM): im going to be a japanese transvestite
not piroteknix (7:05:35 PM): pssssshwe;jk

So today i officially established myself in at least one "party scene".

feels pretty good to be included when people i'm not super close to make plans.