oh, *chris*
The Hemsworth out on the town on Wednesday.
Sure, they might look good but they're just not practical, Chris. Try to bend one of *those* over the kitchen counter and she'll snap right in half.
This is much better:
I love hands-in-pockets!Chris. So much. When we meet him on our stalker holiday and he goes to shake my hand, I'm going to be all, "Um, could you just put your hands in your pockets? And rock back on your heels a little? Yeaaahhhhh, that's it. *passes out*"
It seems the Hemsworth's partying (and random hookups) is the subject of much gossip around Sydney at the moment. Now's your chance, girls! Get thee to as many Sydney nightclubs as possible while he's still in that getting-over-Issy mode. Rumour has it, if he's liquored up enough, he'll make out with you at the bar...and then won't remember it in the morning when talking about you on live breakfast radio, but still.
I've decided that for Wednesday's Bon Voyage Kim party, there will be club!Kim fic. Without Kylie and the drugs - just Kim and random hookups he doesn't remember in the morning until Barry's out in the kitchen cooking them breakfast. Heh.
Sure, they might look good but they're just not practical, Chris. Try to bend one of *those* over the kitchen counter and she'll snap right in half.
This is much better:
I love hands-in-pockets!Chris. So much. When we meet him on our stalker holiday and he goes to shake my hand, I'm going to be all, "Um, could you just put your hands in your pockets? And rock back on your heels a little? Yeaaahhhhh, that's it. *passes out*"
It seems the Hemsworth's partying (and random hookups) is the subject of much gossip around Sydney at the moment. Now's your chance, girls! Get thee to as many Sydney nightclubs as possible while he's still in that getting-over-Issy mode. Rumour has it, if he's liquored up enough, he'll make out with you at the bar...and then won't remember it in the morning when talking about you on live breakfast radio, but still.
I've decided that for Wednesday's Bon Voyage Kim party, there will be club!Kim fic. Without Kylie and the drugs - just Kim and random hookups he doesn't remember in the morning until Barry's out in the kitchen cooking them breakfast. Heh.