Super Short Picspam of AMAZINGNESS

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God loves me or I'm cashing in on Christmas early or something because there is no other explanation for this collection of photos. Baby Jesus in a manger, these are amazing.*

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Oh, I'm eager to know what you think about #3 and 4.
*~off to read the chapters*

P.S.: Putin is rather a surprise.
P.P.S.: I really like how the twins look now. I'm worried about myself because of it. *halp*

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I didn't recognize Mäx at first, to be quite honest. I don't think it looks good, but he probably just wanted it out of his face. It has also reinforced my belief that Mäx and I have the exact same hair type because it's all puffy-fluffy and awful when it's short (I've never been too keen on Mäx's hair in general because I'm so familiar with battling almost the same thing every day; it's a pain in the ass). I hope he grows it out again if only because it doesn't make his face look good.

Fabi and Jo are probably annoying the shit out of him by trying to touch it.

P.S.: Putin is AMAZEBALLS. He's pretty much considered a crazy badass over here, which is the general opinion of all Russians. He's somewhat of a meme.

P.P.S.: Someone had to. ;>

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Fabi and Jo are probably annoying the shit out of him by trying to touch it.
God yes. I swear I can hear how the hair literally rustles when you touch it. It is some kind of thing you cannot resist.
But Mäx really should let it grow back again, because - come on! Those curls were the trademark of his. And they suit him like nothing else. Just when I compared him to Robert Plant in his awesome twenties, he had to kill it in one go. That lovely motherfucker.
And how the hell I'm supposed to call him "curly"? It's been 5 years, I'm used to it!

P.S.:...Speaking of badassery. Putin leading a flock of cranes to their migration areas. I don't know if it was in your news, but.
And our head of state just has poor knowledge in state language and is constantly attacked by synthetic funeral wreaths. No win here, apparently.

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You should tell Jo on his Facebook since Mäx isn't easy to get in contact with. The curls definitely look much better, but, hey, there's still enough for Jo to get a grip on, so he's not gonna complain.

I told you he was somewhat of a meme? I lied: he's absolutely a meme.

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Jo seems to not give a shit about anything said to him and related to Mäx at the same time. I really tried, but no. Not a single chirp - unless Jo himself wants to talk curls. All that "Mäx is sitting right next to me and sayin' we'd make a cool album" or "everything that I need now is my Mac, my Mäx and my Blackberry". *cooes*

I knew it would be said. It was implied from the start. *peter_parker_meme.jpg here*

Ha! You go, Mr.Putin. If the main job isn't great, you can always be a superhero.

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Whaaat? Jo, self-centered? No!

By the by, he's got an Instagram now and is taking terrible pictures of himself wearing ugly-ass clothes because apparently he heard I'm getting all the good karma today. The piano covered in empty bottles has made another appearance because, again, Jesus loves me.

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Instagram. Is. Hilarity. I'm looking forward to a very long and healthy life because of how much I actually laugh at him. He just evokes that feeling when you want to hug him, pity him and buy him decent clothes and put him in the church choir again, because - really, you're one mother's pretty boy. Somewhere deep. So deep.
Btw, I'm surprised the piano is still alive. Considering Jo has moved a couple of months ago. Or maybe he just picks apartments by the presence of pianos, idk.

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I'm looking forward to a very long and healthy life because of how much I actually laugh at him. He just evokes that feeling when you want to hug him, pity him and buy him decent clothes

YES. The second Jo stopped copying Bill Kaulitz, he lost all ability to consistently throw together a decent look. Sometimes he nails it, other times...he's wearing a jacket with a pride flag and a Batman symbol. And a hat. Jo never looks good in hats. Someone should tell him. Not me, obviously, because that would ruin my good fun.

This is why I'm not too sad about Mäx's hair- he hangs out with this guy. Do you really think they give each other good fashion/hair advice? Nooooooo. One could be bald and the other could be wearing a tutu and they'd still fuck each other.

He made Fabi, Mäx, and whoever else he could persuade to help carry it up two flights of stairs for him.

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But he nails his outfits mostly on times when he's not dressing himself or he has an occasion that requires some actual clothes from the variety. Now I even miss Tanabu with all those posh pieces - just because a lot of them really fit Jo. 'Specially the Table. And because Rudolph had a fetish on Jo and tried to get him naked or in provocative positions or both.

One could be bald and the other could be wearing a tutu and they'd still fuck each other.
...I think I'm done for today, thank you. *weeps into the workdesk*

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But he nails his outfits mostly on times when he's not dressing himself

Well, yes, he doesn't make a good model. There is that. All my fun would be ruined if Jo learned to dress himself well consistently. The sheer joy of seeing what he's cooked up for himself and whether he looks attractive or tragic just about bursts my little, cynic heart.

I would very much like to know Fabi's opinion of those pictures. I'm still not sure whether he'd be traumatized, amused, or gungho about them. Fabi's weird.

If they were fucking, you know it'd be true. Their relationship includes no fashion shaming.

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Sorry for barging in, but
"everything that I need now is my Mac, my Mäx and my Blackberry"
I think I love you :'D This is priceless.

BTW, have you ever tried sending Jo a private message on fb? Getting him to answer some of them is really fun. Trust him to respond (after 4 months) with a 'thank you', blatantly ignoring all three reasonable questions that were in the message apart from the traditional 'I like your music'.

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JO LIKES TO PROTECT HIS MÄX'S PRIVACY, OKAY?!?! Cuz, y'know, Jo's got no privacy.

/Don't mind me, totally answering other people's questions.

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YOU KNOW WHAT I FEEL, I SEE. It's like - I've had several real reasons to contact him 'cause me and/or my friends wanted to attend the show, but they needed approximate dates to have their vacations set. NOTHING. Not on FB, not on Twitter, even through my half-dead fanclub account which COULD count, for fuck's sake. How in the whole wide world can't you not know, when you're gonna start your tour? How can't you say "sorry girls idk myself"? Gah.

And I'm not counting one really sincere, like, a letter, sent to his Myspace account, and a couple of days after he announced that "blah someone is not respecting my private life blah i'm closing". It's not like I can't forgive him anything, but WHAT is wrong with you, dude, seriously.

Now I'm mostly into trolling his ambitious ass. That's much more fun. XD But when it actually is about music, he may answer - like when I received my first ever CD with "Drei".
Or if you try to insult his imaginary rights. That works too. *snickers*
/2Diglossia: is it bad? I like to do it too. Answering

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This is why I leave the celebs alone. They go do their thing, I go do my thing, and whenever I get back to finding out what they're doing, I look at pictures and watch videos, and all that other stuff. No point making your life revolve around them, especially when one of them is an attention whore who posts pictures all the time.

Now I'm mostly into trolling his ambitious ass
You do what now?

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These are the expenses of famous people being close to the fanbase, I think. You may feel like you have a connection with them - and suddenly you don't.

You do what now?
Umm. I don't really put that much of a meaning into the word, but sometimes Jo is a bit of a douchebag - so that serves him right. Speaking of him I'm constantly torn between excusing and scolding - hey, this is what I do for a living, judge people with whom I'm not acquainted in person.

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Yeah, he is a bit of a douchebag, but I'd never criticize his work ethic. At twenty-three, he has produced four albums, toured yearly, graduated high school, taken college classes, been involved in a nationwide AIDS awareness campaign, produced multiple music videos, performed multiple times on The Dome, won an Echo Award, done two modeling gigs, helped build a school in Ethiopia, helped raised money for Menschen für Menschen and other projects, and become internationally known. That blows any of the shit I've done out of the water. The only way any of that could be done is if he were ambitious