How You Know College Sucks
God fucking damn. I had to take this stupid personality assessment test for my "College & Career Success Skills" class and I'm supposed to say whether it's accurate or not. Honestly, I've taken Sorting Hat quizzes more accurate than this crap.
Your Personality
Profile
People like you are friendly, creative, and
confident. Since you love to talk and tell engaging stories, you probably have
lots of friends and acquaintances and are pretty easy to get to know. You like
being in the spotlight and especially enjoy entertaining others with your clever
wit and unusual sense of humor. You probably have little trouble going with the
flow, and most people admire your adaptability. You pride yourself on your
creativity and ability to see possibilities where other people can't. You grasp
new ideas quickly and enjoy learning new things, but can be easily distracted
and tend to get bored as soon as the challenge in a project is over. While you
are easy going and playful, it may be a struggle for you to make decisions or
commit to one plan of action for any extended period of time, since you are so
curious and eager to experience as much of life you can.
You are also a
very logical person and are bothered by inconsistencies and unfairness. And you
love a spirited debate - regardless of the topic. Your spontaneity and
enthusiasm is infectious, and other people often want to follow your lead. Since
you probably like starting things much more than you enjoy finishing them, you
may have trouble slowing down, preparing carefully, and following through with
your commitments. Luckily, you are great at improvising and get a real sense of
excitement from pulling things off at the last minute. You are also an excellent
negotiator and can usually convince or charm other people into letting you have
your way.
Oh, btw, my strengths may include being creative at selling myself. Godamnit, college, you're not supposed to tell me I'd make a good prostitute. Lord knows there are enough of them around here.
Your Personality
Profile
People like you are friendly, creative, and
confident. Since you love to talk and tell engaging stories, you probably have
lots of friends and acquaintances and are pretty easy to get to know. You like
being in the spotlight and especially enjoy entertaining others with your clever
wit and unusual sense of humor. You probably have little trouble going with the
flow, and most people admire your adaptability. You pride yourself on your
creativity and ability to see possibilities where other people can't. You grasp
new ideas quickly and enjoy learning new things, but can be easily distracted
and tend to get bored as soon as the challenge in a project is over. While you
are easy going and playful, it may be a struggle for you to make decisions or
commit to one plan of action for any extended period of time, since you are so
curious and eager to experience as much of life you can.
You are also a
very logical person and are bothered by inconsistencies and unfairness. And you
love a spirited debate - regardless of the topic. Your spontaneity and
enthusiasm is infectious, and other people often want to follow your lead. Since
you probably like starting things much more than you enjoy finishing them, you
may have trouble slowing down, preparing carefully, and following through with
your commitments. Luckily, you are great at improvising and get a real sense of
excitement from pulling things off at the last minute. You are also an excellent
negotiator and can usually convince or charm other people into letting you have
your way.
Oh, btw, my strengths may include being creative at selling myself. Godamnit, college, you're not supposed to tell me I'd make a good prostitute. Lord knows there are enough of them around here.